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'america is a place whereall things are possible.' 'struggle and progress.' 'the times that wewere told that we can't..' 'people pressed on with thatamerican creed. yes we can.' we appreciate. 'at a time when women'svoices were silenced..' '..and their hopes dismissed.' 'she lived to see them stand up andspeak out and reach for the ballot.' 'yes, we can.'- 'yes, we can.'

'when there wasdespair in the dust bowl..' '..and depressionacross the land..' '..she saw a nation conquer fearitself with a new deal, new jobs..' '..a new sense of common purpose.' 'yes, we can.' who is this? obama. 'and tyranny threatenedthe world, she was there..' what?

obama. barrack obama. whose mama?- what is he saying? he is saying.. .. "yes, we can do it." really? even we can do it. but you have to admit.. ..that america hasprogressed a lot. even kids speak english there. yes.- of course.

america is heaven. the life there, the people.. ..the ladies. they, are too good. too good. and mr. obama. he has the qualities ofsuperman and lord hanuman. it's too much. fantastic. so why don't you go and joinmr. obama in america? why waste time in india? are youplanning to buy the taj mahal?

look, these are times of recession. and our boss is broke already. so it is best that yougo to america, to mr. obama. i will go one day. i will. make as much fun as you want. but mark my words. you'll cometo see me off at the airport. has a dog barged in? you forgot? this is boss'secret code to enter. sallu, get up.boss is here. get up.

who called up the merchant? i did, boss. call him again. i'll speak to him. we'll have to callfrom a public phone. the outgoing calls on themobile has been barred. is your mobilestill working? - no. what did he say? well..- what? he's willing to pay only rs.10,000.

we had asked rs. 2 lakhs andhe is offering rs. 10,000? is he paying ransom or charity? has the merchant gone crazy? or he doesn't care about his son? he said he can't pay the amount dueto recession. asked us to adjust. recession? darn this recession. haven't seen recessionlike this in my entire career. can't even getransom for kidnapping?

demand protection money andthey want to borrow from you. recession. this recession hasreally spoiled our reputation. if you don't mind, cani say something, boss? we had to lose our reputation. we only threaten, but do nothing. if you want to expand thebusiness, then we must kill a few. this will instill fear in them. you're talking nonsense.

learn to listen to others. he's right. what were yousaying about business? expand. meaning progress. scientist. learn from him.he is an educated man. shoot the merchant's son. we also have a reputation to keep.

kill him. who will do it? i will do it, boss.- boss, i.. - i will. if you permit me,shall i do it, boss? this will get me started as well.- why? you haven't murdered anyone yet? boss, never got an opportunity. there was a time.. ..when even ourcooks and gardeners.. ..had committed threeto four murders each.

now my men don't even geta chance to kill people. go. you do it.- as you wish, boss. why risk it with a first timer? boss, pratap.. anni will do it. you got that? it's been a while now.wonder why anni is taking so long. it was hardly a job. don't know about anni, butwhy are you spoiling the fun? what did i do?

you broke wind, you idiot. go away. why do you eat so muchif you can't digest? i ate just fine. it's just that i ama bit constipated. there he goes again.how disgusting. why don't you see a doctor? there was a built upof pressure. i did it. i didn't commit a crime. completely ruined our drinking.

we're here to do a job.not to smell you. next time we are notbringing him along. who will decide that? you will do what boss orders. yes, as the boss orders us.it's because of your boss.. ..that we've beensitting here since morning. why did he have to assignthis to a novice like anni? sometimes, bossbehaves so immaturely. had it been for me, wewould be home by now.

wonder what anni mustbe up to over there. what happened? there. let's go. it's anni who is crying. wonder what has happened. look. look.- be careful. watch it. watch it. what did you do?

show me. i am hurt badly. where is the boy? he ran away. where did he go?- he ran away. don't shout. my gun blew up. my gun blew up. be quiet. it's all because of boss.

shut up. don't blame boss for this. tie his wrist. stop the bleeding. pratap, what is thematter with you today? 'america is bleeding.' 'there is blood on the floor.' 'the country has been hitby a financial tsunami.' 'throwing the us economyunder severe recession.' 'the bubble has burst.stock markets have plummeted.'

'banks and financialinstitutions have gone bankrupt.' 'crash on the wall streetis destroying lives.. ..on the main street.' 'all businesses have devastated.' 'millions are setto lose their jobs.' 'thousands have beenforced out of their homes.' 'the great american dream..' '..has turned into agreater american nightmare.' om?

are you okay?- yes, i'm okay. what are you doing here? nothing. just.. some accounting. what's this? bank's notice. another one? what does it say? read it, ritu.

read it. haven't paid mortgageinstallments for months. if we don't clear upthe dues in 30 days.. ..we will have to vacate the house. 100,000 dollars? in 30 days? are they nuts? how will we manage so muchmoney in such a short time, om? i have no idea.

everything is finished, ritu. everything's gone. bank balance, business,our stores, everything. we have nothing left. whatever we made in 15 years islost in a flash in this recession. why did i take all these loans? 15 years ago, didn't wecome here empty-handed? we will work hard again. everything will be alright.

please don't lose hope. yes. where are you going? india. ritu, we have losteverything here. but in india.. india? what is over there in india? our ancestral house. dad used to joke that one daythat property will come in handy. i think the day has come.

and then, how long willuncle take care of it alone? eventually, we'll have to sell it. so we might as well do it now.now is the time, ritu. you really think we must sell it? that is dad's last memento. how can you..- so what, ritu? what is the pointof hanging on to it? we lost the stores.i was okay with it. bank balance and car gone.i'm okay with it.

but what's the use if welose our home as well? after 15 years, we couldn't evenbuild a home for our kids. what's the point inhanging on to that mansion? but.. no ifs or buts. dowe have a choice? 30 days. that's all we have. hi, uncle. how are you? i am fine, dear. finally, youremembered us after seven years?

i was wondering if i wouldbe able to see you at all. uncle, please don't say that. come on.- come, son. he's here. look your unclehas come. say hello. hello, uncle.- you too. may god bless you with peaceand happiness. have a long life. how are you aunty rama?- bless you. i am fine. why didn't youbring ritu and the kids along?

i will bring them next time.- okay. you're visiting after seven years.- hold this. who knows when you'll come next?- i'll come soon, aunty rukhmini. how are you?- i am absolutely fine. did you recognize him? not really. touch his feet.- take a guess. uncle, bless me.- that's kanhaiyalal.. - your nephew.- kanhaiya?

come here.he's a big boy now. hello, brother om.- how are you, brother basant? we are also here, mr. om shastri. brother vishambhar,been dyeing your hair? yes. yes. only you havethe blessings of the youth.. ..except everyone else. here, brother. have some sweets.- come on have it. i don't like sweets.only a little bit. enough now.

will you keep himout here or let him in? yes, come in.- come on. yes. kanhaiya. bring the luggage. how are you, aunty rukhmini?- i'm fine. come in. is there a wedding in the house?so many guests are here. aunty rama, brothervishambhar and all? no. no one is a guest here.- then?

they all live here. now this is their home. all of them arevictims of circumstances, om. one only helps his family members. and goddess ofwealth has blessed you. the more you share, themore it grows for you. 'learn english. go to america.' have you done the homework?- no, i haven't. i thought i'll copy it from you.

my handwriting is not so good. good morning, brother anni.- good morning. what's the matter,kanhaiya? smelling great. just wait a few more days. i'llmake sure you smell great, too. you are talking big today.what's the matter? there is a great news. what's going on? tell me. uncle om has come. obama? from america?

no. uncle om. om shastri, from america?- yes. he is here?- yes. your uncle?- yes. he has agreed to take me alongto america. isn't it a great news? kanhaiya, can youplease introduce me to him? you had promised, remember? for the sake of our friendship. my passport is ready as well.let's go right now.

not right now. come tomorrowmorning at the temple. - why? that would be the best time. will you really introduce me?just do me this favor. and i will do anything for you.okay? just one meeting. somehow.- i will get it done. i swear. thank you, brother.thank you very much. can you give me rs.100? why?

i have to buy coffee for uncle.he doesn't drink tea. really?- yes. that's no problem. here.no big deal about coffee. you just get my job done. once in america, our lifewill be so great. -right. and you get amazing jeans there. and you know what? they'reflying those things these days. do you know that? theyare wonderful.. - hello. you long hair..

and lanky fellow. stand where you are sitting. teacher enter. no notice? full insulting? you mother-fathers manners, this? sir, the matter is.. speak in english. this english coaching. not a local language.

actually, talk was that.. full stop. sorry, sir.- sorry's baby. you together thinking. english speaking islike a rice plate eating? no. never. not. english speakingnot a children play. english speakinglike an undertaker play.

taj mahal create. taj mahal create?- yes. again time. careful. again time this behavior. so touch to myfingerprint you cheek. so big cheek. you cheek. red-red cheek. understand?- yes.

the postman, the busy man, thecollector letter from the fever. student chatterbox. shut up. god, are you testing me? i'll have to ask my own peopleto leave so i could save my house? find a way. don't test me so badly. kanhaiya, this early? i had to introduce you to someone.

okay. who is it? this is anni. come on, anni. enter. hello. good morning, sir. i am anand prakashram prakash rastogi. little name anni. this is for you,flowers and coffee. good morning. who is this?- anni.

sir, i've heard a lot about you. i would tell kanhaiya every year.right, kanhaiya? sto introduce me toyou whenever you come. and look. we meet ingod's house. very lucky. i know. that's fine.but what do you want? sir, what else can be thepurpose of meeting an american? my passport is ready.learning english too. if you accept mypassport along with kanhaiya's.. ..i would really appreciate itfrom the bottom of my heart.

i have seen all hollywood films.it's my childhood hobby. rocky part 1, 2, 3, 4. okay? take rambo part 1, 2, 3, 4. and, sir, firstblood part 1, 2, 3, 4. i only watch cnn and listento obama all the time. that's all fine. buthow can i take you? i mean, please. sir, please. - what are you doing?let go of my feet. it's my dream. - please. i'llfall down. what are you doing?

i'll fall.- it's my dream to go to america. let go. let go of my feet. i was born only to go to america.- let go. no, sir. no, sir.- leave me alone. kanhaiya, what are you thinking?don't you want to go to america? get him away.- no. no, sir. - kanhaiya. leave me alone. i won't- kanhaiya, pull him away. pull. sir, please.- okay.

okay. i will take you to america. i knew you won't disappoint me. i hope you didn't get hurt.- i'm okay. kanhaiya. the merchant didn't give us ransom,but gave bribe to the police. now the police are after our life. until we don't pay them off,they will continue to trouble us. why don't you paythe cops off, boss? where is the money to pay?

there are nobullets in the revolver. no petrol in our jeep. our outgoing calls are barred.you know that, right? pay the cops. spoke with many people.even requested them. but everyone says thesame thing. recession. where the heck didthis recession come from? it came from america, boss. from america.

from america? why did they have tosend their disease to us? that's what they do.first they create a disease.. ..and then they put it on a planeand send it to the rest of world. half the problems of theworld are gifts from america. really? is this what your america is like? you used to praise it a lot. why would he tell the truth?he's going there only in a few days.

won't you tell the boss? he is going to hisbeloved mr. obama. when? boss, i had beenplanning for years. you know nri, mr. om shastriwho has a big ancestral home? he's here from america. i am trying. with your blessings, this timehopefully my job will be done. yes. it will happen.

100 percent. 'for the first timesince july 2006..' '..the sensex hasgone below 10,000.' excuse me. mr. kailash aggarwal? yes, that's me. and you? i'm om shastri. spoke to you over the phone. so, how much are youexpecting for the house?

i think it should be no less thanhalf a million dollars. it should be atleast to rs. 2.25 crores. around rs. 2.25 crores? i should think so. even the taj mahalwon't fetch that much. for you it's so easy to say. real estate is really in thedumps. what do i tell you? why don't you give it a try? i mean try it.we can negotiate the price.

sir, there is nobuyer in the market. there's no use trying. just look at the share markets. it has dropped from 25,000 pointsto 8,000 points. thanks to you americans. take my advice. go back to america. and forget about selling the house. stop it. stop it. you need a lift, sir.where do you want to go?

yes. up to next crossing.the bus must be coming. the bus won't come today. won't come? why? someone stole all itsfour tires last night. now it is parked on bricks. who stole it? the bus conductor is a suspect. will find out only afterinvestigation whether.. ..he did it or the police.

come, sir. we are going inthe same direction. come on. no. no. will wait foranother bus. thank you. sir, come on. you can pay uswhat you would give on the bus. come on, now. get in.i won't harm you. get in. come on.- thank you. thank you.- welcome. it's been a while since wehad sweets in this house. here.- it seems happiness.. ..will return to this house.

bichchu, preparemutton tonight? - great. yes, boss. it's been ayear since we ate mutton. cook it today.- sure. do you know who isresponsible for all this? little obama. american tourist.michael jackson. it's all due to oureducated and smart young boy. your plans of going to americahave changed our fortunes forever. boss, i understandthe scientist aspect. but i still don't get it.all these sweets etc.

you innocent son of a gun.come here. you won't understand. just go look inside andsee what you have achieved. give me a cigarette. america, america are brothers. mr. shastri? boss, there has been a mistake.whom did you kidnap? he is the one who..- yes. i know. he is the one who'staking you to america. tell me one thing. whydo you want to go america?

want to make dollars?right? careful. and what if the dollars comewalking right to your doorstep? then why would youwant to go to america? you can keep watchingmr. obama on tv. and keep counting your dollarslike this. - what's this nonsense? this is not right, boss.let him go. no. this is wrong. let him go? areyou out of your mind? i have waited sevenyears for this man.

i have been eagerlywaiting for this man. for how long can wesurvive with small ransoms? i have my own life. i have to make it big.to be part of the elite. half of my life is almost gone. now you want to snatchaway my retirement insurance? have you gone nuts? wait. look. do you knowwho this person is? dhananjay singh.

dhananjay singh. acabinet minister. we both started ourcareers at the same time. he runs the biggest gang in thestate, with respect and pride. don't i have the desire? to roam around in acar with red beacon? to contest elections. tobreak chairs in the parliament. will i fulfill my dreamsby kidnapping beggars? good. rs. 50 crores. om shastri isworth rs. 50 crores at least.

rs. 5 crores. how much?one, two, three, four, five.. our lives willchange for the better. i am thinking about our futureand you want me to let him go? but, boss.. no ifs or buts. get outof your american fantasy. and listen, you all. i don't want any problem inthis deal. do you understand? and if someone blows it,then you will see.. let me know who is with me on this.

good morning, sir. we welcome you. i want to inform you that youhave been officially kidnapped. please be seated, sir. there is no danger to you here. now if you promise not to scream.. ..i'll remove the tape off yourmouth so you can eat something. okay, sir? who are you people? why have you kidnapped me?

let me go. pleaselet me go home. please. how can you peoplekidnap anyone like this? sir, i told you, wehave kidnapped you. it will be betterif you co-operate. what do you mean by co-operating?you let me go. help. help. i want to go. help. why damage your throat, sir? easy.

have some water. you are a smart man.why behave like kids? there's no point shouting.no one will come to save you. try to understand, sir. who are you people? and why me.. i tell you therehas been a mistake. there must be somemisunderstanding. please let me go.. you won't getanything by kidnapping me.

sir, we're ready toanswer all your questions. just have some food first. please. - you haven't eatenanything since last night. sir, please try toco-operate a little. sir, fish liking. chicken liking. chicken please. sir, five star hotel. army cantonment road.very expensive food, sir. sir, this is salad.

tell me one thing, anni. how will this ransom money come? will it be in rupees or in dollars? i hope it comes in rupees.what will we do with dollars? we'll get rs. 5 croresin hard cash. i think this amount will comedirectly from the american embassy. you think so?- yes. isn't it, anni? anni, you talk to mr. shastri.

get his wife's number and call her,so we can move the matter ahead. yes, boss. we shouldstart threatening them. threats won't work here.- why not? it's america. it's not that easy. here we threaten and theywill send the fbi after us. what is fbi? fbi is america's police. once they come after you,they don't leave you. you remember saddam?

who? shakeel's son? you knowwhat he was saying the other day. boss, saddam. onefrom iraq. hussein. he tried to hide in a gutter. butfbi dragged him out of that too. he is absolutely right.fbi is very notorious. actually, saddam husseinhad a feud with that person. what was his name, anni? theone who was hit by a shoe? bush.- bush. bush.- bush? bush and saddam hadenmity for generations.

bush's father toohad issues with saddam. father's name was also bush.right, anni? - yes. - bush? then boss, entireworld tried to stop bush. but he sent the fbi after him,and one day they found him. first bush got him checked by adoctor, and then got him hanged. who? bush? saddam. saddam hussein. take this away. so how are we goingto get the ransom?

boss, it is simple.we'll have to request. we'll have to deal withhim like qualified people. we will have to make him believe.. ..that there is no other wayout except paying the ransom. only then we will get the money. it will take some time,but it will get done. what an intelligent kid.if you had met me before.. ..i would have atleast become an mla. you make a request. takeyour time. but remember.

he is an american. thenews has reached bush already. soon people in the underworldwill come to know. understood? then the vultures will sooncome to feast on the kill. so do take time, butdo it fast. you get it? take time but do it fast. correct. correct.here take some salt. keep it. and listen. todaygive him some veggies, too. okay? take a seat and eat.- put some veggies. what happened, sir?did you fall off the bed?

sit up. what? water? hope you are notpretending so you can scream? i trust you. don't let me down. it's a request. remove the blindfold. it'svery irritating. please. you'll put me in trouble.- please. you won't feelgood after seeing me. the moment i heard your voice,i knew it was you.

so this is what you really are.kidnapper. criminal. that day you werebegging at my feet. is this what you'll do in america?- it's a long story. long story? you won't understand. i don't want tounderstand anything. it's your choice. dowhat you want to do. please let me go. i am inindia for a very important work. nothing can be donenow even if i want to.

very sorry. there is only one way out,pay up the ransom and go home. you.. okay. how much do you want? boss is expecting rs. 5 crores. but if you bargain well, wecan seal it for rs. 3 crores. you don't know the facts. i don't have this much money. wherewill i get rs. 3 crores from? where will you get the money from?

call america, transfer themoney here and leave. that's all. if i had that much money,why would i come to india? my family must be worried.please try and understand. why are you racking mybrains at this hour? what do you think? you'll tella story and we'll believe you? do you know boss has beenwaiting for you for seven years? you are his dream. his future.his bank balance. his car. why would he let you go? tie me up.- what?

blindfold me. blindfold me. whatare you looking at? put the tape on my mouth. and turn on theheater before you leave. good night. that's his photo, inspector. it's been two days.we are really worried. don't worry. he must have gone for adip in the river ganges..

..at haridwar or hrishikesh. he'll surely come back. go home and relax. i see your point inspector, but.. he has come fromamerica after seven years. and is notfamiliar with these parts. that's why i am worried. yes, inspector. actually, he's an nri. hehas a big business in america.

that's why we are worried so much. don't worry. justconsider your job done. the entire policedepartment will work on it. we'll bring him back.- okay. - you go home and relax. i'm telling you. just go.- okay. leave your tensions here. continue.- okay. as you say, inspector.- yes, yes. you have my word.- okay. - you may leave.

mr. shastri.- yes? you've come to police stationfor the first time, right? - yes. please donate some moneyfor police welfare fund. we have to repair thepolice station building. your contributionwill be appreciated. what? only rs. 100?what are you doing? those who lose their cattle,pay about rs. 200. you have lost an nri nephew.so loosen up your wallet. let me help you.

that's fine. you can leave now. balwant, take out the jeep.let's go see ali. milk and 'jalebi' (sweets) isthe specialty of this place. ordered from lacchuconfectioners especially for you. have it, sir. have it. you know our bichchu. you shouldtaste the mutton that he makes. right, bichchu? he has magic in his hands. hemakes it finger-licking good. have this.

did you sleep well at night? that's my phone. my call. it must be from my wife.please let me talk to her. ritu calling?- yes, that's my wife. untie my hands please.she must be worried. come on.- please talk to her. please. sir, sometimes youreally put me in a dilemma. here you are. hi, ritu.- hello, om. what happened? - hi.

you did not call for so many days. no. i got a little busy. did you get anybuyer for the house? yes, we are making some progress. actually, right now i'msitting with a client in a meeting. thank god. we have worked out the details. in a few days, it will all besettled. you don't worry. okay? are you sure? in a few days, right?

yes, sure. listen. i'm a little bit busy.i'll call you back later. okay. bye.- okay. bye. give me the phone.- boss.. my phone? - we're notgoing to rob your phone. call his wife in america. no. no. please don't do that.please don't do that. look, you deal with me.don't drag my wife into this. she'll be worried unnecessarily.

look, it's not what you think itis. you've made a big mistake. yes, we made amistake by trusting you. come on, make the phone call.- but boss, listen to me.. you listen to me. the underworldalready knows. - what happened? ali has threatened us.- ali? - you know what he said? he gave me 24 hours. the vultures are alreadyon their way. - what? when? but we haven't got anything yet. did you see that,mr. america? we just kidnapped you.

vultures arethreatening us. this is india. boss, it was ali?- yes, ali. darn it.- do you get me? look, mr. shastri. we all have really taken goodcare of you. haven't we? - yes. give me a cigarette.- what? a cigarette.- yes, boss. cigarette? - no. - no? forget it. it's okay.

we had thought of rs. 5 crores.we'll give you 50% discount. you're from this village. letsclose the deal at 2.5 crore. give me the phone.please call your wife. do it come on. look, i can't give you the money. i don't have it. that's whati'm trying to explain to you. rs. 1.5 crores? look i have beentrying to tell you that.. rs. 1 crore? okay?

listen, why don'tyou try and understand? i'm trying to tell you that..- please don't beg. rs .50 lakhs? thank you. that's a deal? okay. listen, brother.. sorry, i don't know your name. correct. what's your name? boss.

boss, i don't haveany money to give you. and that's what i've beentrying to explain to you.. ..ever since you got me here. but you are notready to listen to me. you just keepharping on your own tune. this man is dumb or what?- sir, one minute. this is the limit. i'm requesting you, buthe's giving me a hard time. he is abusing me in english.take all this away.

we are treating him like god. bichchu, put the gun on his headand he'll get the point. - no, boss. you get off thisamerican thing. shoot him. yes. shoot me. if that is how you want to play,shoot me. end this. it will be better that i die thanto see my family on the streets. a millionaire and such stories? who is a millionaire? i have no money even to eat.

i have losteverything to this recession. move that away. i had come to india to sell offthe house so that.. ..i could get some money. i don't even have money to buythe plane ticket to go back. but, sir, you had been abusinessman for 15 years in america? trust me, anni. i'mtelling the truth. i was a millionaire,but not anymore. i was a successful businessman,but that's history now.

had a grand life, a mansion, bankbalance, cars.. i had everything. but recession took everythingaway. now i'm left with nothing. that's what i've been trying totell you, but you're not interested. the most honest manfrom america is here. we've heard a lot of such stories.call up his wife. please. please don'tdo that. don't to that. dial it.- no. anni, no. dial the phone and truth willcome out right now. come on. you want to hear the truth?let me show you now.

hear this. hello?- hi, ritu. it's me. yes, om?- yes. you called back so soon. the deal is done? ritu, that deal fell through. i'm sorry. i had been lying to you. actually, the propertycan't be sold in these times. what are you saying, om?

i'm telling you the truth, ritu. if this deal doesn't happen,then how will i manage? i have to pay up kids'school fee next week. - i know. what will i do? okay. listen. listen to me,ritu. please. don't.. the bank will throw us out ofthe house. where will we go, om? i'm sorry, ritu. i triedmy best, but couldn't do it. so what are we going to do? how will you come back? you don'teven have money to buy a ticket.

sweetheart, don't cry.please don't cry. i am trying. look, don't lose heart.please. i'll figure out a way. okay? just trust me. hello? ritu? got disconnected? i have never seen them like this. so sad. of course.

when everyone first saw the film.. ..they didn't come outof the house for 5 days. i used to take 10 condoms every day. and look today.. they are not even lookingthat the picture. it's a big shock. have been waiting for 7years for that party. of course they will be sad. did you see america's condition?

yesterday only they were telling me.. ..on getting ransom,we will go to kullu manali. have dinner forthe last time, sir. sorry, sir. this isall we have today. let me go now. or you still don't believe me? sir, it's midnight. youcan leave early morning. tomorrow morning, the timeali had given us will be over. and please leave before ali comes.

otherwise, you'llalso be his guest. who is ali? a senior gangster. runs a big gang. he thinks that wehave hit a jackpot. the whole underworld thinksthat you are a millionaire. only we know what we have got. wow.- what? - amazing, anni. what thinking. great idea.- what? eureka. i got it.

boss, will get away with it.- what? - we'll get away. boss, we'll get away with it.- anni. boss, we'll get away with it. sallu. bichchu. boss. boss. boss. it's anni. are you out of your mindin the middle of the night? everything isgoing to be fine, boss. all your dreams will be fulfilled.

kullu manali.new car. guns, bullets. we'll have everything,boss. everything. - how? by selling mr. shastri to ali. by selling him?- yes, bichchu. how is that possible?shastri is broke. only we know that. alithinks that he is a rich man. okay. and what will happen whenali finds out the truth? he'll shoot so many bullets at you,you won't be able to breathe.

we can also buy bullets,if we have money. it's a rare opportunity. shallwe let it go and finish our gang? we surely can figure out something. we've been undergroundall these days. so what? what's the harm in taking a chance? anni is right, boss. all of us can go tokullu-manali for a holiday. what do you think, boss? it's our last chance.god sent opportunity.

we'll earn enough tosurvive three to four years.. ..and save our faces as well. what are you thinking, boss? boss. boss? grandpa. you must have been mygrandpa in your previous life. showing me the path in this life. i am so proud to have you, anni. you think of me all the time.

forget everything. let's grab this opportunity.do what you want. do it. that's more like it.we can do it, boss. yes we can.- absolutely. yes we can.- yes we can. our guns will have bullets, too. our cars will have petrol, too. yes, we can.- yes, we can. we'll also holiday in kullu-manali.

we'll have imported liquor. we'll eat at a five starhotel and tip the waiter. we can also become politicians. we can break chairs in parliament. we can leavedhananjay singh far behind. yes, we can. yes, we can. god help us. at least remove your helmet. i know you're goingto sell me to ali.

i heard everything last night. if i tell him the truth.. ..you won't even gettime to go to kullu manali. are you threatening us? no. just want to share an idea. it will benefit all of us.- what idea? idea to keep the secret a secret. ali will come to knowabout my truth someday. but your truth canbe hidden forever.

what do you mean? sooner or later he isgoing to discover the truth.. ..that i am not amillionaire anymore. but the fact thatdespite knowing the truth.. ..you people sold meto him for money. only i can tell him that truth. what do you want? 50%. but this is cheating.

don't get me wrong. we're in the same boat. you people are hit by recession,so am i. i need money badly. don't even have money to buya return air-ticket. the bank will take awaymy home in a few days. my family will be on the streets. i have no other option. but i promise you.

your secret will remaina secret even if i die. but i have a condition. my share should betransferred to my bank immediately. come on. what do you think, pratap?- he is pulling a fast one. he will take the moneyand tell ali the truth. anni?- no, boss. he won't double-cross us.we are in the same boat. if we are riskingour lives, so is he.

what do you say? we should trust him.- i also feel the same. he's helpless. i don't think he'lldouble-cross. what do you think? what should i say? you decide. come on. let see. we accept the deal. welcome to the gang, sir. that's like a truegangster from a dynasty. just one message.

and look he is herewith the millionaire. underworld will live in greatharmony if all become like you. look ali.- don. what?- call him don ali. yes, don ali. - yes. look. it'shuman nature to help each other. today, you're doingme a favor. i mean.. ..i'm doing you a favor. so someday you can return thefavor. - that's okay, brother. let me see the face of theperson worth rs. 50 crores.

take off the mask. welcome, mr. shastri. i am mukhtar ali. you are my guest now. how much do you want as advance? advance? you'vedone so much for us. he's worth rs. 50 crores. brother ali, whatever you wantto give. 10-20-30. xyz. anything. give us anything you want.

mr. shastri is a very simple andco-operative man. it's a good deal. this is 30 lakh for you. it's recession time. otherwise,i would have given you more. that's more than enough.so shall i take it? let's go. we have somuch to do. let's move. brother.- come on. yes? - did you forget theprinciples of our business? i have paid you rs. 30lakhs only on trust. i haven't even asked for ransom.

principles of the game say that.. ..you should leave some securitytill i get the ransom money. security? yes. i have heard one ofyour kids speaks fluent english. no one speaks english in my gang. what's his name?- anni. - yes, anni. leave him for a while. will be helpfuldealing with america. will release him immediatelyafter getting the ransom money.

boss, me? brother ali,i failed in english. i swear. mr. shastri is very co-operative.he's a good man. please, boss. explain to him.what will i do here, brother ali? what will i do here? i.. hello, ma'am munni. did you ask for some snacks?- yes, ma'am. do you know whyi called you here, tiwari? no, ma'am. that'swhat i was thinking. come on. you're a police inspector.

you should have guessed it by now. take a guess. i swear i have no idea. but if there is something.. tiwari, you'reaware that i hate men. and the dumb ones,i just can't stand them. i'll give you another chance. what should i guess, ma'am? kareena.

smack him hard. ma'am.. but.. please.. you can't even smack properly? do it again. stupid. can't even slap nicely. deepika, you do it.- yes, ma'am. ma'am, i'm telling the truth.please listen to me. i swear.. not like this. hit himwith the back of your hand.

i should hear the sound. i told you to hit thecheeks and you ripped his lips? both of you hit simultaneously. will let you knowwhen it falls right. forgive me. never mind. you will be fine. tiwari, even during recession.. ..i have been paying you regularly. why? because i expect youto help me when required.

but when the time came,you switched sides. ali gave you a few bucks moreand you gave the nri to him? no respect for ma'am munni? you're a man after all. mustbe thinking, why fear women? you know that i keepmen under my heel. and you have no ideawhat can i do to you. sorry, ma'am. i made a mistake. that's better. listen carefully.

day after is the festivalof 'eid' (islamic festival). i want my 'eid' gift. give my message to ali. otherwise, it's your fate. i hope you knowwhat my eid gift is. got it, ma'am. i assure you. i'll talk to ali andbring the nri to your house. you're not that dumb after all. boss was right.

a man can't change his fate. i was so excited when i got toknow about you from kanhaiya. i thought my life will be fine. never did i imagine thatit will shape up like this. why can't you americansdo anything right? what has americagot to do with this? your boss left you here.i have not done anything. do you have any idea.. ..what has happened withme in the last few days?

a millionaire from newjersey has turned into.. ..a measly gangster in india. i have got your phone. give me. must be ritu. here. hello, om.- hi, baby. how are you? what's this?- what happened? did you transfer themoney into our account? yes, i did. you got it? how much?

around rs. 15 lakhs. superb. thank god. thank god. listen. our house deal is done. are you joking? absolutely final. theyhave even paid the advance. but you had saidthat it fell through. no, they were the previousbuyers. that didn't work out. but they only introducedme to the new buyers. these are very genuine people. andit's all done. it's all done, baby.

thank god.- see? i told you.. ..there was no need to worry. okay, listen.- yes. avantika wants to talk to you. yes, put her on the line. yes. yes, just hold. your boss is a man of his word. hello, daddy.- hi, baby. how are you? i'm fine. when are you coming back?

in a few day's time.- can i ask you something? yes, go ahead. you haven't left us like henry'sdad who never came back, right? no, baby. who said that to you? no, i'll never do such a thing. i promise. and you know fathernever breaks his promise. you know that, don't you?- yes. love you, sweetheart.

see you soon.- bye. brother ali. tiwari, my gang may not be asbig as minister dhananjay's.. ..but my self-respect isno less than that of a king. got it?- yes, got it. this is not possible. these are times of recession.think about it with a cool mind. handover the party to madammunni. she's your senior after all. madam munni?

please. - she's from thesame field. senior to ali. it seems news about youhas reached her as well. for the first time,i'm asking for a favor. 'eid' is around the corner.consider it as a gift for 'eid'. had you not come home, you wouldhave got a tight slap from me. stop your nonsense. still, think about it. it's okay. - don't youget it? - no, it's okay. get lost.

he is coming. sorry, i just got little busy.- no problem. 'nihari'(snacks) is still in theplates. you haven't even touched it. you know. think you didn't like it much. it's wonderful. rightamount of spices. the aroma.. did i ask you? no, it's really very nice. thank you.

ali, i have something to tell you. actually, in private. tell me. where is my rs. 30 lakhs? tiwari tells me to passthe party to munni madam. mr. shastri says he'snot a millionaire. i have lost rs. 30 lakhsdealing with you crooks. i swear on my mother, i knownothing, ali. - just tell me. ali, i swear..- you won't talk easily? ali..- where is that boss of yours?

i will finish him. i swear on my mother.- just tell me. you won't talk? ali.- quiet. ali, what are you doing?- hey! it's not his fault. let him go. even his boss knewnothing about it. everyone thought i'm amillionaire. no one has tricked you. how would they knowthat i am broke?

you can check with aggarwalreal estate agency if you wish. i don't want to ask anybody.i want my money back. you won't get it by killing him. so who will give me my money? your barack obama? why don't you give me my moneyif you are so concerned about him? tell me! i don't have any money. american chatterbox.

but i have an idea to bringback your rs. 30 lakhs. but there is a condition as well. ali, please listen to him. i swear on my mother,he has a very sharp mind. welcome, ali. your arrivalhas made the day auspicious. wish you a happy 'eid'. happy 'eid ' to youtoo, munni madam. ali, it is because of men likeyou, men still have some respect. you asked me somethingfor the first time.

how could i say no?that, too, on 'eid' ? yes. how could you say no to me? don't make me wait any longer. show me my gift. madam munni, this is om shastri. nri from america. big business spread over.. office in every city, fancycars, house with a pool. i know it all.

shall i go, madam? yes, get going. happy 'eid'.- thank you. that's your 'eid' gift.- thank you. munni is very wellfamiliar with 'eid' customs. it's rs. 60 lakhs. if i get rs.5 crores, i'll give you 25 more. munni has a big heart. how is the vermicelli? very good.

caught between the deviland the deep blue sea. how long will this go on, sir? i'm lucky to havesurvived ali's cruelty. but madam munni is worse. she hates men. wonderwhat she'll do to us. anni, give me the phone.- great timing, sir. you do the deal here and yourwife calls the next moment. hello. hi, ritu.- hi, om. did you get the money?

yes, got transferred this morning.- oh good. how much? - as muchas you sent. - yes. you're asking as if someoneelse has sent the money. rs. 30 lakhs, right? yes, rs. 30 lakhs. superb. so this 30 and that 15makes it rs. 45 lakhs. it's $100,000. exactly the amount we owe tothe bank. right? - right?

just inform the bankright away. okay? i have already informedthe bank. -superb! their executive might be onthe way here to get the cheque. i told you. you'll fix everything. now you come back quickly. we'll take care ofother things, too. yes, everything will be fine. come home soon, om. yes, i'm just.. there'sa bit of paperwork left.

i'll come right after that. okay?- okay. bye.- bye. it's amazing, anni. your underworld is more honest thanamerica's corporate world. -you bet. my house got saved,anni. i saved my house. congratulations, sir.you saved your house. you are a family man. just do something thatwe get out of here safely.

my family will also be saved. anni, you get scared easily. i have fulfilled all my promisestill now, right? - yes. your boss, ali.- correct. so let me make a promise to you. no matter what happens to me,but nothing will happen to you. thank you, sir. that's not all. okay? i will take you toamerica when i go back.

sure, sir? sure. - you will takeme to america? - sure. despite everything?- 100%. but, sir, we need toget out of here first. we'll certainly get out of here. what's the matter, sir? youlook very confident today. anni, i'm a businessman. confidencecomes automatically with money. i'm also confident, sir.i'm coming to america. i wish boss were here. he willbe very happy to hear this news.

are you sure?- call him. who is calling me? wine is not alcohol.will you let me speak? boss, hello.- hello? who is that? boss, this is anni.where are you? manali? anni?- yes, boss. why are you callingme at this hour? what if ali comes to know? we are no more withali. we have moved ahead.

what do you mean? theythrew you out? what happened? we have moved up tomadam munni's place now. munni? anni, what's the matter? it was too bad. alithrashed me black and blue. i almost died, butmr. om shastri saved me. how?- same thing. what you did to ali.. ..he has done thesame to madam munni. poor woman must becounting her millions.

munni.. listen. madammunni is a witch. she's merciless.she'll not spare you. just stay away. whatever she may be, she can'tbeat mr. shastri's clever mind. he can even handleminister dhananjay singh. and good news is that i'm goingto america with mr. shastri. okay.. dog's tail and a man's thinkingcan't be straightened out. you look simple, honest,naive, but in reality..

i thought you would be different,since you are from america. american men arealso deceitful, ma'am. they had a leader who hadan affair with his secretary. yes, ma'am. his wifeused to wait at home.. ..and he used to havefun in the office. the monica scandal? eveni had heard about it. man is a man after all. doesn'tmatter where he comes from. so what shall we dowith you, mr. shastri? madam, actually..

shut up. you idiot. madhuri. rani. preeti. how long has it beensince you had a man? four months. eight months. almost a year. he is for you. havehim today. go enjoy. madam, please forgive me.- c'mon! don't forget to use a condom.

come on!- no! i am a kid. i am still a virgin.- good. welcome, ali. you had vermicelli at my house. forgot so easily? madam, we caught himat the railway station. was trying to escape. why a train? you could have gone byair, having rs. 60 lakh.

ali, recession hit you so badthat you started cheating people? you tried to cheat meout of all the people? don't you know? they call me female gabbarsingh (indian movie character). i'll extract my moneyno matter what. got it? madam here they come.root of all problems. brother. the last hope ofkidnappers' fraternity. dhananjay singh of the future.- well..

madam, i pulled them frommanali. they were having fun. no, madam. we came on our own. i will deal with you later. first you tell me, ali. where is my money? it's not my fault, madam. help. help. - where are you going?my sweet heart. save me please. help me, boss.

anni. madam, he is an innocent kid.he'll die. - shut up. yes.- i know everything. all of you are going to die. those who co-operate will live. ali, i'm telling you for thelast time. where is my money? not my fault, madam.i didn't do anything alone. why trouble him, madam? ask me. i will tell you the truth.

now tell me. butthink before you speak. otherwise, the next bulletwill be aimed a little higher. none of us are at fault, madam.we were simply doing our jobs. mr. shastri planned everythingand told us that if we pay 50%.. ..he wouldn't tell ali. and he told me that if i pay 50%.. ..madam munni wouldn'tcome to know anything. but munni did find out. what will all of you do now?

do you know? i would have pardoned youif only you were women. but how can three men dupemunni and expect to survive? that's impossible. there is only one way now. pay back my money.. ..otherwise be ready to be gangraped before you are killed. and we will beginwith you, mr. shastri. your money is gone.i can't return it, but..

but.. but what? but i have an idea. want to know? all of you can get your money back. please listen to him,madam. he is very sharp. speak. what idea? mr. lal, what's the matter? the minister seemsto be in lot of pain.

he suffers from piles. it hurts him terribly whenhe answers the call of nature. he is going to be irritablefrom now on. you be careful. otherwise, you'll be scolded evenif you greet him good morning. but what kind ofmantras is he chanting? that's 'piles mantra'. ithelps to do it smoothly. mantra for piles? dhananjay singh!- long live! agriculture minister dhananjay singh!- long live!

ladies and gentleman.greetings to all of you. today is a joyous day. because today for the eighttime bridge is ready over madli river. it was built 7 times. but it got washed away. but this time it won't happen. because this time the bridgeis made with american technology. i request you all.. ..with open heart welcome america'stechnology company bush george's company.

..miss monalisa witha big round of applause. miss monalisa..- long live! come. you don't have scissorsfor cutting that. no, no scissors use knife. yeah but, what's the knife for? what is the goat for? balli..- meaning? means cut blood fall.

good for bridge.bridge will be safe. i have to cut the goat? yeah it is old indian tradition. sorry we can't kill the goat. you in the minister of animalwelfare for crime not allowed. but its just small cut. small cut.- i'm sorry i can't. no! really i can't.-madam please. it's just small cut.

i will not cut the goat.- please. i don't want do this. this is indian tradition. give me. okay. watch. hail god! you people come to me evenif you lose your cattle? what do you think?i have no other work? sorry to trouble you, sir.

actually, he has come fromamerica after seven years. he's an nri. what will we tell his familyif something happens to him? is he an nri? yes, sir. actually, he is a big businessmanin america. - yes. as a last resort,we have come to you. no. it's shameful. it's a serious matter. reputationof our state is at stake.

now you don't worry. okay? rajnath. - yes, sir?- take down all the details. don't worry at all now. thank you, sir.- please come. let's talk in the office. oh god! lal.- yes, sir? our men aregood-for-nothing, it seems.

one nri comes in ourarea and vanishes. i don't even have a clue about it. i need a detailed report onthis issue within half-an-hour. find out. find out who has daredto take the lion's share. sure, sir. i willfind out right away. here, sir. have some radishes. yes, brother. you were right.- basant panoba. sit over there. i'll call you.- let me go.

next.- thank you. enquiry counter. excuse me, sir. tell me, sir. whatcan i do for you? i'm looking for my father. what's his name?- murli manohar. murli.. murli manohar. yes, got it. he owns a sugar mill.- right?

was he kidnapped on the 12thfrom bulandshahar's main market? on the 12th from bulandshahar. yes, he's here. here's the receipt.- receipt? submit ransom money atthe accounts department. okay? go.- good day. next. mister, this is.. give it to me. isit the exact amount?

murli manohar? where were you? yourfather was so worried. we had to take care ofhim for so many days. minister was alsoangry due to the delay. that the merchant'skin hasn't come. it took a while tomanage the ransom. that's okay. hope you'vebrought the ransom of rs.25 lakh. yes. i have.- give it to me. actually, business is inbad shape due to recession.

is it possible to get adiscount on the ransom amount? minister is already charging the'discounted recession ransom rates'. otherwise, rs. 25 lakhs forthe owner of a sugar mill? we don't charge unfairly. mr. murli manohar. mister, has my son come? aunty, go inside. it's still timefor your ransom to arrive. go in. that's me. father. how are you, father?

finally you came, son. let's go.- mister. don't forget your receipt, sir.- yes. it's a year's warranty card.- really. during the year ifyou get kidnapped.. ..just show this receipt.they will let you go. thanks for enlightening us. let's go, father. recession has completelyruined our business.

what's the totalcollection for this quarter? total of 26 kidnapping. 22 have deposited the ransom. four were acting smart. so wedrowned them in the farmhouse pond. total collection for the quarter.. ..stands at rs. 46,511,230. that's it? the business is cut inhalf in this recession. lal, these small parties won't do.

they are like peanuts. look at this. what do we get after payingthe chief minister fund.. party welfare fund.. police etc.. all this is peanuts. what's up about that nri? we will find out soon, sir. do it quickly.

i think he alone can give usmore than all of these combined. do it. do it. look. madam munni has come see you, sir. the great female gabbar singh? what brings you to my house? i am also one ofyour admirers, sir. but you don't trust me. despite that i ama big fan of yours.

don't talk that sweet, munni. it doesn't suit you. come to the point. whatbrings you to my house? om shastri. nri businessman. missing for 20 days. i was wondering who can dareto steal from a lion's share. i forgot. only a fox can do that.

so you are the onewho stole my kill? i had plans to eat it too.- really? but don't i know you. you would have sent the police,army, cm and dm after me. you would have madelife miserable for me. had no option, so decided tocome here. - good decision. rs. 20 crores. you're asking as if youwill give whatever i ask for. as if i don't know you. youmust have got his biodata by now.

pay me a reasonableand respectful amount. take the delivery right now. quote the price. rs. 2 crores. rs. 1.5 crores. what if i snatch it from you? then the lion of the junglewill be called a jackal. it's tough to win anargument against you. give her the cashand take the delivery.

one last thing. you'rea veteran of the game. if anything goes wrong,then you know better. right? acid flows from our taps. i have no fear. i am made of steel. put your hands up. what's that? show me. phone. welcome.

welcome to india, mr. shastri. good morning, mr. shastri, your tea. hope you slept well last night. what place is it? minister's farmhouse. is it far away from the city?- very far. he keeps allinternational parties here. and what was that in the pond?- skeleton of the last party.

he didn't pay up on time.so we put him in the pond. what's in the pond? acid. if someone tries to act smart,we dump them in the pond. are they dumped alive? well, that dependson minister's mood. sometimes he gets themstung by snakes as well. you have snakes too? there are other animals as well.

after all, he is aminister for animal welfare. he even got the als award. what's that? animal lover of the state award. okay, mr. shastri. let us know if you need anything.- okay. we take your leave.- thank you. are you going to leavethat door unlocked? what if we escape?

where are you going to escape, sir? and if you do, it will be goodexercise for our hunting dogs. that's all. no one can save you in this state. police, army,administration people. all have good relationswith the minister. but why are you even thinkingof escaping? - no. i just asked. our office has got all thedetails about you from america. yes. tomorrow morning we willcall your wife for ransom.

and once money istransferred, you are free. we ourselves will seeyou off at the airport. it's no problem. please manage for couple of days. no problem.- let's go, lal. we have lots to do. okay mr. shastri, bye. no! oh no!

this is not how i planned it. you know, if they call ritu, she'llsell everything and come here. all my hard work will be wasted. i have an idea. why don't you blame everythingon munni? just tell the minister. that she hid the truth and gobbled upthe money too. - anni. i promised her.i promised all of them. they have trust me. how can i break mypromise? did i ever do it?

no.- then? but sir, please think of something. otherwise, they willthrow us in the pond. do something that we bothget out of here safely. i don't want to go to america. i don't. sir..- anni. sir? sir? what's wrong, sir?- i think it's a heart attack.

heart attack? i need a doctor.- sir, have courage. please sit here, sir.sir. please sit here. sit here, please. please. please. i need a doctor, anni. is anyone there? we need a doctor. he had a heart attack. please.

sir, be strong. sir..- doctor please. call a doctor. it's a heart attack. sir, please. water. what's the matter?- he has got a heart attack. what are you looking at?there must be a doctor here. please call him. let'stake him to a doctor.

it is minister's orders. wecan't take him out of here. hey! if he dies, your ministerwill be in big trouble. don't stare at me.take him to a doctor. calm down.- sir, please. listen. come here. sir, please take care. we must call the minister.- sir, please. this man is rich. if he dies,the minister will kill us.

why don't you call him? i am scared of him. you call him. okay give it to me. i'm not scared. lal kishan speaking, sir. no private doctor. bring himdirectly to the district hospital. yes, sir. - andlisten. - yes, sir? i don't want him to die.- yes, sir. how far is the hospital? what a godforsaken place.

he has a family waiting.i am going to kill all of you.. ..if something happens to him. why blame us? did we do all this? who else? wasted hours in decidingto take him to a doctor. all because of you. just shut up now. lal, tell him to bequite or i will shoot him. will you kill him?he's our security.

where the heck are they? told them to cometo hospital directly. can't even do a simple job? all set, doctor? i need this man alive. at any cost. sure, sir. here they come,sir. that's our van. what is going on? you people?

where is the party? he is in the ambulance, sir. it didn't stop? who is inside? lal, rajnath and the party. party.. what are you lookingat? let's go quickly. go. drive. you got us trapped now. what are you staring at,anni? do you know how to drive? do you know how to drive?- yes, sir.

good. - i can drive.- driver, stop the van. stop the van, please. listen. i don't knowhow to use a gun. stop the van beforei shoot you accidentally. stop it, shankar. good boy. get out.- out. out. get out. get out.- out. out. get out. come on. - junior khali,you too get down. get down.

come here. move it. anni.- yes, sir? drive the van.- okay, sir. okay, sir.- you are making a big mistake. minister won't spare you. noone has ever escaped from here. it will happen today.- sir, come on. do you want to stop me?- come, sir. just try.

quickly. quickly. these are rough times for us. where did they vanishleaving the van here? had you not showed off so much.. ..they wouldn't haveescaped with the van. it's all because of you, stupid. what will we tellthe minister now, lal? will get a scolding. what else?all because of your stupidity. here he comes.

shut up and don't talk too much. sir. where are they? sir, they are not here.it seems they escaped.. escaped? how can they escape? has it ever happened before? has anyone escapedfrom my clutches? ask the police to keep tight vigil.- yes, sir.

if needed, stop the chiefminister's car and search it. it has never happenedin 20 years of my career. what will i tell theparty high command? who will make me chief minister? people will say thati couldn't handle one person. how will i manage the entire state? say something, mr. lal. sir, we will have tomanage the situation. manage what?

it's a matter of pride.question of my image. i need him come what may. kill him if youcan't catch him alive. order the policeto shoot-at-sight. got that?- yes. but i want him. kill him, but don't let him escape. i'm going to the policesuperintendent's office. keep me posted.- yes, sir.

come here. drive. drive quickly. get going. faster. he has made it a matter of ego now. he won't let us go easily now. he must have set up aroad block at every corner. sir, do cops warnus before shooting? theyshoot-at-sight.

that means we are dead, sir. police must be keepinga tight vigil everywhere. this is the first timei am really scared, sir. dead. don't be scared, anni. a police car willtake us to the airport. how? i'll tell you. hello. yes.

absolutely. i want everything shut. no school, no college.shut everything. yes. yes. and keep specialvigil at bus and train stations. yes. keep me posted. okay? yes. what the hell areyour police doing? for what did i make yousuperintendent of police? can't even catch a simple person?

don't stress out, sir. please have a seat. sir, do you need this? sir.. sir, i have turned theentire district into a camp. have water. put it down. people are right when theysay that cops are useless. sir, will you have sugarcane juice?- no.

what are you standing there for? come here. give him a massage. can't you see that theminister is so stressed out? lazy bones. do somework around here. feeling better, sir? hello. darn it.get the phone fixed. oh, no. nothing special. you media people make anissue out of everything. due to terrorism, the policeforce is on a mock-drill.

that's why police is everywherein the district. nothing to worry. what? kidnapping? no. no. nothing likethat has happened. yes. yes. no. will talk to you later. yes. sir, these journalistsare a big pain for us. this is what was left. now read tomorrow's newspapers. a big picture of minewith a caption, 'stupid'.

why would they call you stupid? it's always the policethat are called 'stupid'. sir, one mr. shastriwants to meet the minister. i made a big mistake,sir. i am really sorry. now i know why theycall you a lion. no one can escape from you, sir. i'm really very sorry. your people said it right. pay the ransom, geta receipt and go home.

it's my stupidity that i thought.. ..that i can escape. i forgot that nothing moveshere without your permission. how can a man escape? i am really verysorry. i surrender, sir. no. no. good to see you back. but you have troubled me a lot.you will have to pay for that. i haven't slept onebit since last night.

i'm really sorry. you will have to paydearly for all this. long live dhananjay singh.long live district police. nri om shastri has been rescued bythe district police after 20 days. and it was minister for animalwelfare dhananjay singh.. ..who was the key in his rescue. by assisting the police inom shastri's rescue mission.. ..minister dhananjay singhhas put all rumors to rest.. ..that he himself was runninga big kidnapping racket.

dhananjay singh's positivecontribution in this case.. ..makes him a strong contenderfor chief minister's post. who called the media? what's this circus?- minister is here. they are hailing you, sir.- pick it up. long live dhananjay singh.- come quickly. long live dhananjay singh. long live district police. long live the superintendent of police.- get rid of the media.

where were you keptfor so many days? do you recognize yourkidnappers, mr. shastri? do you suspect anyone?do you have any enemies? look. i don't know about that. all i can tell you right now.. ..is that when i opened my eyes.. ..i saw dhananjay singh, my god. if i'm free and alive today,if i am talking to you.. ..then all the credit goes..

..to mr. dhananjay singh. i live in america. but i can certainly say thata talented person like him.. ..should be made chiefminister of the state. who do you want as chief minister? empty the path for. chief minister dhananjay singh. mr. minister, please. mr. shastri. sir, one picture for the frontpage. please hug each other.

long live dhananjay singh.- won't let you go so easily. trying to act smart with me. forget me. look at the camera. here's your opportunityto become a chief minister. don't let it slipthrough your hands. mr. shastri, what do you plan todo next? where do you want to go? what will i do? where will i go? home. i want to go home. haven't seen my kids andfamily since so many days.

i'll go to theairport straightaway. you can hear the entirerescue story from the minister. anni, let's go. - long livedhananjay singh. - thank him. but how will we go? wedon't even have a car, sir. we can ask the minister to help us. he won't say no for a car. will you give your car, sir? long live.- long live dhananjay singh. yes, sure. take it. youare my guests after all.

take it.- long live. long live.- thank you. long live dhananjay singh.- go. go. go, anni. before he changes his mind. go.- dhananjay singh. please tell us the entire story,sir. we want to know what happened. do you want to say anything tothe opposition? - minister? minister..- minister, we would like to know. please.- yes. yes. say something.- what?

what is a minister? who is a minister? a public servant. what is politics? whatdoes a politician do? help people, what else? there goes our friend to america. long live.. ..future chiefminister dhananjay singh. long live future chiefminister dhananjay singh. thanks, anni, for bringing thejournalists and crowd on time.

otherwise, it wasdifficult to escape. but it was great fun. i swear. first we ate ali's 'nihari'. then had vermicelliwith madam munni. finally, we would haveeaten the minister's bullet. but you were too good for him. you have a great quickthinking mind, sir. oh, no. we also watch tv.great job. superb.

didn't i tell you, madam?he has a sharp brain. he won't give up easily. very good. dhananjay singh has snatcheda lot of parties from us. i had a burning desire tosee him defeated one day. you have done a greatjob, mr. shastri. bravo. i've done nothing special. anybody would have reactedthis way to save his family. i had no options. it wasdo-or-die for me.

this is rs. 25 lakh. your sharefrom operation dhananjay singh. actually, i don't need it anymore. please send it to my uncle. sure we will. take it.- keep it. i never imagined that i willmeet people like you in india. you people made my trip. really. thank you, for everything.- thank you. let's go, anni.- where is he going?

anni is going to america with me. we have to get his visa done.come. we have lots to do. sir, what will i doin america? you go on. besides, all my friends are here. and after meeting you i realized.. ..that life is toughin america as well. so what's the point? i have to help bossbecome a politician. i have also filledthe nomination form.

you'll surely win.i'll take your leave. mr. shastri, if you meetmr. obama in america.. ..then please give him a message. yes, sure. - please tell himto control recession. it all starts there andthen spreads all over. otherwise if i visit americain future as a minister.. ..then mr. obama willget a scolding from me. you must scold him.- yes, seriously madam. if he can't control itthen at least make sure..

..that the disease iscontained. it is very painful. please give him this message.- i will. i'll surely give your message.it's my message, too. - yes. anni, this is for you.- sir.. thank you very much, sir.i'll keep it with me always. bye. bye.- bye. - bye, sir. how are you?- you look like a hero. bye, sir. - bye.- say hello to obama. what a man!- bye, sir.

bye, sir. love you very much. i will miss you. till mr. obama controls recession.. ..shall we work jointly? yes we can.

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