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[music]alright! this is john kohler with growingyourgreens.com, today i have another exciting episode foryou, and happy 4/20 for everybody out there, 4/20, i don’t know it’s one of my favoritedays, it’s the day after my mom’s birthday, so happy birthday mom if you’re watchingthis [laughter]. anyways, the topic of today’s video is cannabis, as you guys know i’ma proponent of cannabis and the way that i like to consume the cannabis and that i liketo educate people about it is not the psychoactive effect or the effect that gets you high, butthe nutritional benefit and the medicinal benefits of cannabis is a very high antioxidantfood, has a lot of different cannabinoids, phytochemicals, phytonutrients, vitamins andminerals, and it’s very healthy for us just

like any other food on the planet, whetherthat is grass, which is another leafy green, kale, or whether it’s something like ashitabaor gynura procumbens, two of my other favorite nutritional herbs that you can consume tohave the highest level of health and fight different kinds of diseases. i mean, the storieson cannabis helping so many different people are incredible, and this is due to the compoundsin the cannabis, the cbd, the thc, thc-a, cbd-a, and those are just some of the morepopular cannabinoids in there. now the reason for this episode is because i like to be fullytransparent with you guys right? i taught you guys and said in previous episodes isthat raw cannabis cannot get you high, and that’s what i learned, that’s what dr.william courtney says in his lectures and

his talks, because he’s been working withraw cannabis for much longer than i’ve been using it or researching it. and that’s whatpeople taught me. so that’s what i shared with you guys, but now i want to detract andretract that statement and say i was wrong. you know i’ve experimented a lot with rawcannabis consuming in different ways, and i’ve never once gotten high from it. buti can tell you, i’ve successfully figured out a way to get high from raw cannabis, andi really did not like the experience, you k now. i normally live my life on a naturaldiet for the last 20 years, and believe, i’m high on life, and i love the feeling of howi feel, how i wake up in the morning i have full energy to do whatever i want in the day,i’m excited about life, i’m happy, and

it’s just, life is just joyous and i believeeverybody out there should live this kind of life and be happy, be joyous, eat a naturaldiet, and be high with life with the foods of the planet eating high quality foods fromyour garden, and without the use of any kind of psychoactive substance to make you feelgood about yourself, whether that is alcohol, whether that is any kind of drugs includingthe psychoactive use of the cannabis or not. that being said, i know there’s people outthere that are really getting high from cannabis or using it for the psychoactive effects,and we’re free to do what we want in this world, and what i’m going to share withyou guys is going to be basically a really good gift to you guys because i would muchrather people consume the cannabis in the

way i did to get high in its raw, naturalform where it has more beneficial phytonutrients, enzymes and bioflavonoids and vitamins andminerals and cannabinoids, than just smoke it where actually you’re only getting asmall percentage of the beneficial effects and you’re getting a really big effect fromgetting high and you’re also kind of messing up your lungs, you know? sure smoking cannabisis better than smoking other things, but any kind of smoke particulate into your lungsis not a good thing in my opinion. and why not get more of a whole food, you know i alwayswant to encourage you guys to eat whole, natural foods, and foods from the garden, some ofthe best foods, foods out of the grocery store, foods in cans, bottles and jars and out offast food places, those are some of the worst

foods that you can be eating, so i want youguys to move towards healthier and get away from things that aren’t as healthy, andsmoking cannabis, not as healthy as consuming it the way i’ll be showing you guys in justa minute. another thing that’s really cool about the way that i got high from cannabisand the way that you may want to do it in the future, and that i’m going to sharewith you guys in this video, is that you don’t need to no longer grow the cannabis plantout and wait for the buds to mature and be fully sticky oily and all this kind of stuff,much like a pineapple, you know we got a pineapple growing here, and the pineapple can take 18months to 24 months to be fully ripe and mature, and that’s a long time to wait for the pineappleand you guys have to wait for your buds. well

the way i show you guys how i got high unexpectedlyand not willingly, you only need to grow out the plants to the leaf stage, so this is goingto change everything on how people grow, how people use, and all this kind of stuff. inaddition another thing is, no longer do you need any kind of usually cannabis relatedparaphernalia – lighters, roaches, buds, matches, pipes, you don’t need any of thisstuff, so you could be in your car driving and have a jug of green juice, right? andnobody’s ever going to suspect that you’re high off your ass on cannabis. that’s crazy,but nonetheless, i’m also sharing with this for you guys, for those of you guys that wantto use cannabis like i do in its nutritional benefits and medical benefits, medicinal benefits,as i do have a medical or a recommendation

from a doctor in california for the use ofthe cannabis for me, so that you guys don’t get high. and you guys have kids, you won’tserve them this specific recipe or recipes very similar to this so that you can avoidthis. and trust me, i will be avoiding making this recipe ever, ever, ever again, becausethis was not fun for me, you like, i want to say this sincerely to guys like, i livehigh on life, i love how i am and the one thing after i drank this juice and a coupleof hours later i was feeling it weird, and i was like “okay, john you’re high thisis not cool, i really don’t like it.” if i wore watches, and i don’t recommendyou guys wear watches because it stresses you out, puts time constraints on you, “igotta be here, i gotta be there,” and ages

you prematurely. if i did wear a watch i’dbe like, i’d be a clock watcher, like you’re at work and like “oh what time is it? oham i off yet? is it five yet? is it five?” i’d be watching the clock like “is thisover yet? all i want to do is i want this to be over, i want this feeling to be outand gone from my body,” because i did not enjoy it. and i want everybody out there hopefullyto get to where i am where you’re just high naturally on life by eating a natural plant-baseddiet full of fruits and vegetables and all the different abundant plant foods on theearth and not being tied up into all these processed addictive foods, junk foods, fastfoods, high salt, sugar, oil foods that keep stimulating you right? so i guess withoutfurther ado, let’s just get into this video,

the first half of this video is actually wherei made the specific juice recipe that will get you high based on me and also based ona friend of mine that actually has much higher tolerances to thc than i do, because i don’tget high and maybe this was a special effect that i had. and then in the second half ofthis video, it’s my buddy who has high thc tolerance as i try the same exact recipe onhim, and he’ll give you his feedback and his results on how my recipe affected himfor ten hours, so this completely insane, give me a thumb’s up if you liked it, i’lldo more videos on the cannabis and how to use or not to use as in this situation. andtrust me, i will never be using this recipe again. the final disclaimer is that in theupcoming section where i am juicing the cannabis,

i mention several times you cannot get highfrom using raw cannabis. this is incorrect, that was what i had learned previously, andi detract that statement, so i didn’t edit the video because i thought you couldn’tget high from it, boy i was wrong, so i do not recommend this recipe for kids or forpeople that do not want to experience the psychoactive effects from the cannabis. ofcourse if you do, then you’re going to want to pay some attention. alright, so withoutfurther ado, let’s get into that video. [inaudible] discountjuicers.com, today wehave another exciting episode for you, and what i’m going to do in this episode issomething that i actually got a request for many times over the years is “john, what’sthe best juicer for juicing the cannabis leaf?”

right here, the cannabis leaf, also knownas the marijuana. now i know some of you guys, this is a very controversial topic becausethe cannabis is the class 1 drug which the government believes there’s no medicinalvalue, and that’s why it’s a class 1 drug in that it’s addictive, and i’m not goingto debate what the government’s doing. but i do want to let you know that on the sametoken while it is a class 1 drug, the us government also owns patents on the medicinal benefitsof the cannabis and how it could be good for things like alzheimer’s and hiv dementia,a patent that they have in 2004. plus many states have now legalized the cannabis formedicinal uses if you have a recommendation from a doctor, such as what i have. and somestates are even legalizing it for recreational

use. now i don’t advocate the use of smokingit up because that is how you get high. it’s quite unfortunate we’ve all been taughtthat marijuana or the cannabis gets you high, that’s the only effect it has on you. there’sa whole range of effects that cannabis can have on you, including beneficial antioxidanteffects, anti-disease effects when you use it raw and you do not heat it. so when youheat it up like if you smoke it, if you actually cook it right, you heat it up into brownies,you will get the psychoactive effects, and when you eat it and consume it raw, like i’mgoing to demonstrate for you guys today through a juicer without any heat involved, right,you’re not going to get high from it. and so what i’m going to do in this episodeis actually just make a really quick and simple

recipe, probably like the best-tasting, bestway you should use your cannabis if you are legal to do it where you live. so very simplyi’m going to juice a whole bunch of the cannabis leaves including the baby buds, thisis basically trimming that a grower did not need, my medicinal collective that grows it.in addition, besides juicing the cannabis to make it sweet and taste good, i’m goingto juice some royal mandarin tangerines, and in addition to increase uptake of viable cannabinoidsin the cannabis, including vitamins and other minerals, i’m going to go ahead and basicallymake french coconut milk into my juice. so the appliances we’re going to use todayis a high-power blender, so i recommend something like a vitamix, and we’re going to use avertical slow juicer today, now this is the

omega vrt 350, this is what i have at thistime. that being said, if you want to make this recipe, a better machine to do that basedon my testing is the omega vsj 843. that’s a vertical single auger juicer that is moreefficient on leafy greens than any other juicer i’ve tested to date, so cannabis greensare just yet another herby leafy green, so if the juicer’s going to do well with herbystyle leafy greens, then it’s probably going to do well on cannabis. the other juicer thati would recommend for cannabis is the omega nc 800, that’s if you don’t want to juicefruit and things like the coconut milk infused with the cannabis. and if you are lazy likesome people, and you get cuttings and it has all these stems, you don’t want to takethe time to basically take off all the leaves

like i’m going to do today and strip thestems, because you can’t just put the stems through the juicer, it’s going to clog thejuicer up, the juicer’s going to break, it’s not going to be happy. you know, thenyou want to use the greenstar elite gse 5000. i mean, it could literally take these hardstems, put it through there, and it’s going to grind all [inaudible] and extract the nutritionout of it. so you know, there’s different juicers for different uses, and some of thevideos on youtube show juicing cannabis in a standard department store juicer you couldget at walmart or whatever, and i do not recommend that, you’re going to very little juiceout of it, and you’re going to be wasting your valuable greens. so yeah, recommend aslow juicer overall, this recipe and other

similar recipes including some fruits, theni would go with once again, the omega vsj 843 for juicing straight greens if you wantto just do straight greens and green juices with little fruits, the omega nc 800 is yourbest option, and of course if you just want to juice the stems and all and juice a littlebit of everything, the greenstar elite jse 5000 is your best choice for that. in anycase so without further ado, let’s go ahead and get into this recipe and show you guyshow it’s going to work. first we’re going to have to start making our coconut milk,so i just got a standard coconut here. you want to pick these without any blemish spots,i got a little knife here, and there’s two eyes and a mouth on the coconut. the eyeshave the eyebrows, you can kind of feel the

ridges. i’m going to take this little knifeand shove it right through the other hole that’s smooth, and this with this littleknife it allows me to get in there, and when you pop open you’re going to hear a littlepsss, like you’re opening a can coffee, right? that’s very important, because ifyou don’t hear that noise, then the coconut might have gone bad. so with this little bladehere we can get inside, and we’re just going to carve out some of the coconut meat hereso we can have a nice runway and a nice large passage way for all the delicious coconutwater that’s rich in electrolytes to come out, and i’m just going to go ahead andset that on top of the blender. and we’re going to go ahead and let that drain out.now the other thing you’ll need to do is

prepare your cannabis leaves. so to do that,when they are all on the stems you’re just basically going to strip the stems. so i liketo go reverse pattern from the top down. i just take my hand on the stem and go down,and basically all the way down and then i’ll wipe out and take off all the leaves. youcan skip this step if you have something like the greenstar elite juicer, so i’m goingto go ahead and put all this stripped down leaves the bowl, and you know you could bereally anal and pick off all the leaves that are brown that aren’t super-good, but thatcould take a lot of time. the other thing i want to recommend to you guys is that theselittle buds here, right? mmm. pick them off and eat them, they’re amazing. i also liketo put them in raw soups. once again, uncooked

ways that you eat cannabis whether that’sa soup that you can make a soup base with the juicer, you know you will not have anypsychoactive effects. so we’re just going to go ahead and continue to strip down someof these leaves, we’re going to get a whole bowl of the stripped down leaves without allthe stems. looks like all our coconut water came out. once we got all the water out, thenwe’re just going to go ahead and simply take a hammer and we’re going to go aheadand tap and turn the coconut on the equator. the north pole is where you put that hole,the bottom is where they have that little pointy area. and so you’re going to justtap the coconut in the center pole, the center equator, you’re going to hear a pop, andthen you can go ahead and open up the coconut

just like so. then what you’re going toneed to extract the meat out of the coconut is actually this special tool available atyoungcoconuts.com, this coconut meat extractor. so basically you’re going to take this tool,this is also a good weapon if you live in new york city, you know you’re [inaudible]you’re on a subway and you got to stab somebody. but you’re going to take this little tool,and it’s a little bit sharp so be careful, and you’re going to basically shove it inbetween the shell and the coconut meat. once you do that you’re just going to basicallyturn this around the coconut, moving it all the way around, and basically enabling yourselfto easily pop out the meat, i know many of you guys may have done this with knives andall this stuff and it’s really dangerous,

i’ve cut myself trying to get coconut meatout with a knife, and it’s very important something my grandfather said, and i believeit to this day, the right tool for the right job. to get coconut meat out you need thecoconut meat extraction tool. number one it’s going to save you time, time is money. alsoit’s going to do the best job and get all the meat out so you get the deliciousnessof the coconut and all the medium chain fatty acids that are so beneficial for your health.alright so we’re going all the way around, and as you guys can see i got this whole coconutout, and what i want you guys to look for on the coconut is this. you’re going toleave some of the [inaudible] membrane on there, and this part of the [inaudible] looksfine, because we got the white coconut, the

[inaudible]’s really bright and vibrantcolored. over on this side the [inaudible]’s kind of looking a little bit darker. there’ssome kind of like soft coconut stuff on there, and this is part of the coconut that’s goingbad. so i’m just going to go ahead and take a knife and carefully shave all this bad partout, and then i’m going to go ahead and cut this meat up, and then throw it into thecoconut water in the blender. alright so i got all the coconut meat shavedoff and now we’re going to go ahead and cut this coconut into small pieces so thatthe blender can easily handle it. and this is [inaudible] very important in the blenderthat you’re using, especially if you don’t have a high powered one, make sure there’senough coconut water, you may need to add

additional coconut water or just some plainwater, because most blenders will not be able to literally have the power to grind up thehard coconut meat here. and what we’re doing actually is we’re really making a coconutmilk infused with the cannabis and also with the royal mandarins to make it sweet and sweetenit up a little bit you know? and i want to let you guys know that the best way to usethe cannabis in my opinion is to juice it right? i mean if you have a recommendationfor the cannabis you could eat it all day long and if you chew it into mush that’sgoing to be good, but juicing literally liberates all the different phytochemicals, phytonutrients,cannabinoids in a liquid form into the juice, and now you’re able to drink the juice,and in your intestines you have little villi

which are kind of like, think of them as nosehairs, when the air goes through your nose hairs, the nose hairs kind of catch debrisand dirt, well when you eat something, drink juice, goes to your stomach the little villican basically only extract things from a liquid state, right? so if you’re eating wholecannabis leaves and you’re not chewing it masticating it well, you’re not going toget the medicine you need. and that’s why i like to juice cannabis, and as good as cannabisis, and to me cannabis is just yet another leafy green vegetable put on this planet bynature, by god whomever you believe in, for our benefit. and i want you guys to consumeother healthy leafy green vegetables as well as other fruits and vegetables, which arethe most healing goods on the planet. and

in my opinion, like i’ve done 20 years ago,eliminate the processed foods, junk foods, the animal foods, and just eat best stuff.you know fruits and vegetables are simply the best in the world, no matter what conditionyou have, i’ve had many friends, including myself that have gotten better from many differentillnesses by simply eating and even the majority and all of their diet in fresh fruits andfresh vegetables. super-healing and super important. let’s go ahead and put in therest of these pieces of coconut in the blender, gotta go ahead and put the blender top on,and we’re just going to crank this up to high, it’s going to get a little bit loudfor you guys. alright so it looks like we’re done blending, you know optimally it wouldhave been better to have a little bit more

water in here, because it didn’t reallyblend to well, it’s a really thick mixture, but this is completely all right. we’regoing to be able to utilize this to make our juice. now the other thing you’re goingto need to do is prep your oranges, just like i had to prep the coconut, prep the cannabisyou gotta prep the oranges, or in this case the mandarins. and the best way to do that,you could peel them but i would not recommend that because once again i want to encourageyou guys, eat a whole foods diet of real things without ingredient labels, and we want toeat as much of the food as we can. so normally we wouldn’t eat the peel because there isindigestible naturally occurring chemicals in things like tangerines, oranges and grapefruits,and so what we want to do is we want to cut

out only the coloring but leave that whitepithy area. so these fruits have actually a nice pith on them as do navel oranges usuallyhave a larger pith area than say valencia oranges, so you might want to get the navels.so you can keep a lot of this white component of the orange, tangerine or other citrus fruit,because this is where all the bioflavonoids are you know? i know you guys have heard youknow there’s more nutrients in an apple near the skin than in the apple itself, andit’s the same with an orange, and same with virtually all other fruits for that matter.the dark pigments in the queen of all fruits, known as the mango [inaudible] you know, becausethe inside is like white, but the dark outside coloring is purple and that’s super-nutritiousfor you, we want to try to get as much of

this stuff in us. so i’m going to go aheadand carefully shave off all the outer coloring and keeping as much white pith as i possiblycan on a couple of these tangerines. alright so i got the last bit of this tangerinepeel off, and what we have now for my recipe is a total of six royal mandarin tangerines,and we got a whole bowl of the cannabis leaf here. now i can’t make any recommendationsto you on how much of this to use, you want to contact your medical provider, or likei like to do, just check myself and see how much i’m going to need. now i do want tolet you guys know that you can overdose smoking or eating cooked cannabis leaf, because you’lljust get—you’ll get sick because the thc in there you can exceed your body’s tolerance,and i do want to let you guys know that when

you use it raw there’s very little thc,that’s the component that gets you high, that’s the component that has the psychoactiveeffect. when you juice it, you get the thc a which is converted into the thc that getsyou high when you heat it up. so i don’t advocate the use of heating it up becauseyou lose a lot of the good nutrients in the cannabis as you do with other foods that you’reeating! so eat your foods in their raw and natural state, before man invented fire, right,as much as you possibly can, okay? so yeah, so you literally, it’d be very difficultto overdose on the cannabis leaf from what i have here, when using it in this state.alright so anyways, let’s go ahead and get started with this recipe. when juicing anythingin a juicer, i always encourage you guys to

rotate the produce you’re putting throughit so for example, some people might have these three ingredients, and they’re like“okay john, i’m going to juice all the cannabis leaves first, then i’m going toput all the coconut stuff in there next and then i’m going to put all the tangerines.”that’d be a recipe for disaster right? basically, like we like variety in our lives, as doesthe juicer, so for the juicer to work properly, you really need to put a handful of cannabisleaves, a little bit of this coconut stuff, and then you’re going to go ahead and puta piece of the tangerine in there. so that’s what i’m going to simply do next, we’regoing to put bits of each one at a time and let the juicer do all the magic. alright solet’s go ahead and turn this machine on,

and i always recommend and encourage you guys,you want the most nutritious juice, you gotta have a slow juicer, this is very important,you want one that runs under 150 rpms or revolutions per minute, that’s super-critical, super-important.so you go ahead and put in three handfuls of these leafy greens including some babyimmature buds. we’re going to go ahead and take out a scoopful of the coconut that’sbeen broken down. now as you guys see i broke down the coconut first, i’m not just puttingwhole chunks of the big coconut, because you could do that, but you’re not going to getas much milk extraction, and that’s what i like. i like milk, baby, the coconut milkthat is in my juice. and so after that we’re going to go ahead and put in some of the tangerine.now i do want to let you guys know that you

know, you’re going to use improportionately,you’re going to use a lot of the cannabis green and it’s not going to make a wholelot of juice. the majority of this juice actually is going to be the mandarin tangerines, becausethey have the most water content. and that’s what i want to encourage you guys to do whenformulating your recipes is use some fruits, whether that’s tangerines or something likeapples, to have a nice watery juice that all this delicious extraction could come intoand also it’s going to balance out the flavor pretty nice. so as you guys can see i’mrotating the different items i’m putting through the juicer, got the cannabis greens,going to go ahead and take another scoop of this broken down coconut mixture, and thenfinally we’re going to go ahead and put

in another tangerine. so, i could sit hereand juice this in front of you but i’m going to go ahead and juice most of this stuff up,and i’ll come back at you when i’m nearly done to show you guys the results.alright so as you guys can see i’m almost out of all my cannabis greens that i’m juicing.we’re going to go ahead and put in maybe like the last handful of the cannabis greenshere, and then we’re going to go ahead and put in the last scoopful of the coconut mixturethere, and it looks like that’s pretty much it, and then finally we’re going to go aheadand just put the last few tangerines in here. now this is been working amazingly, and ifyou take a look on this side, i mean you can literally see all the cannabis greens andall you see is literally almost this green

sawdust stuff, i mean this stuff is fairlydry, i’m actually quite impressed on how this machine is juicing the cannabis, nowonce again the best machine, vertical style machine like this for the cannabis based onall my testing on leafy greens is the omega vsj 843, the best juicer for straight greensand other greens and vegetables, nc 800 by omega, and if you want to juice all the stemsand not have to deal with plucking them off which is kind of a pain, greenstar elite gse5000, all these are available at discountjuicers.com. so i mean literally these are the best juicersto juice your medicine, your cannabis leaves as well as other leafy greens, and you knowi want to encourage you guys, besides having the best juicer that’s going to retain themost amount of nutrients in the juice, i want

you guys to take your diets to the next leveland source the highest quality medicine in the case of cannabis leaves, or food thatyou could possibly get, right? you know standard agriculture, industrial agriculture’s notproducing the highest quality food and frankly most growers growing cannabis leaves are usingthings, pesticides and other things that may not be approved for food use, which is appalling,because now you’re concentrating the nutrients in the cannabis, but if your cannabis is notgrown in a clean green or organic fashion, you’re also going to be ingesting thesetoxic chemical pesticides, i mean most cannabis is grown hydroponically, and if you go intoa hydroponic shop you’re going to see all kinds of nasty chemicals, both out and alsobehind the counter that they hide from you

that you would not want to consume that there’swarning labels. so i encourage you guys to get a good quality, good source of the cannabisgreens, if you can’t find a good quality one, grow it yourself. and this is what iteach on how to grow all foods, whether that’s cannabis, or other things on my youtube channel,growingyourgreens.com, because purely as hippocrates said, “let food be thy medicine, and medicinebe thy food,” and i try to increase the highest quality food i could have by growingit myself, and sourcing my cannabis leaves from special shout out to north coast naturalsthat grows the highest quality cannabis leaves that i’ve found without the toxic pesticides,because we don’t want to ingest those toxic chemical pesticides, herbicides and fungicides,and we want to have the highest quality foods

so that you could have highest quality medicineso that you guys could be the healthiest and get the response you desire from the foodsor your medicine that you’re consuming. so if you want to learn how to grow your ownfood, check out my other youtube channel, growingyourgreens.com. let’s see here, soi’ll have to move that over so it doesn’t drip in there, and here is some of the medicine,because i created a whole bunch, we’re going to go ahead and pour this stuff up, look atthat nice mixture here. and actually just all what you saw, and actually i still havea few tangerines i didn’t juice and created about 32 ounces of the juice here, we’regoing to go ahead and pour in one spot. now i do want to let you guys know you know, whenyou’re making your medicine, like you could

cook your food in advance and take it outof the fridge and reheat it in the microwave, but especially important when you’re juicinglive vegetables that are living right, that are not cooked, these things are very perishable,so you know, one of my juicing father figures was actually know as jay kordich, the fatherof juicing, and he taught me way back when is that he worked with a doctor garnett changat stanford university treat patients who had ulcers with the cabbage juice, and ifthey fed the cabbage juice to the patients within minutes after making it, the patientshad beneficial effects from this, and if they waited an hour or two after they made thejuice and the patients drank it, they didn’t get the beneficial effects of healing an ulceror whatnot, right? so that’s why i encourage

you guys to make your juice and right afteryou make it drink as soon as you possibly can, i know this is not possible for everyoneto always have the juicer available so you can make your food or your medicine, howeveryou want to call it, so then i do have a video that i’ll put a link down below on how tostore your juices the most effective way, and once again number one start with the highestquality ingredients, you know clean green certified grown in things like rock dust andtrace minerals that i talk a lot more about on my gardening channel to have the highestquality foods, juice it with the highest quality juicer such as the ones that i recommendedand then drink it right after you make it. so that’s what i’m going to do right now,we’re going to go ahead and try this for

you guys. mm, wow oh my god, makes my bodytingle. i really taste the coconuty flavor, and the dominant flavor is the tangerine juiceit’s nice and sweet, and it’s almost like eating a creamsicle with a hint of the cannabis,you can taste the cannabis, but it is not strong at all. this is a recipe that evenkids will like, and i know there’s many parents out there watching this video withkids that get things like seizures, and the cannabis juice has helped them. and this isone food that needs to be legalized everywhere for medical use. and that’s my opinion,because it can help so many people without chemical drugs and pharmaceuticals that helpsome people for a while, but also hurt many in my opinion. so if you enjoyed this video,please give me a thumbs up, i may do some

more videos on juicing cannabis, how to doit and different recipes. it is something that’s very important to me, because i believeit has raised my level of health and got me healthier from even where even where i was.be sure to check my past episodes, i have over 400 episodes on this youtube channelexplaining and demonstrating all the different juicers including some of the ones that imentioned in this video as the best for the cannabis. and also be sure to subscribe tomy videos for new updates and when i make new videos on cannabis. i have a lot of coolideas about how you could use some of the appliances to have the highest quality medicinein your life, so you can get the desired healthful benefits that are available in the wonderfulworld of plant foods. so once again, i want

to encourage you guys to support me and mywork by making your purchase at discountjuicers.com and allow me to do what i love, is to teachand educate people about eating healthier and getting healthier, because when i wasyounger i almost lost my life, and i’m here on earth for a reason, to help others primarily.so be sure to visit me at discountjuicers.com, once again my name is john kohler with discountjuicers.com,and be sure to visit discountjuicers.com/youtube for special promotional offers for our youtubevisitors. alright so you guys saw that episode whereactually i was in this very kitchen and this happened yesterday where i made the juice,and my amazing juice once again out of the coconuts, those delicious royal mandarin tangerines,as well as a whole bowl of the cannabis leaf

here, and this was done actually yesterday,and i want to let you guys know, you know i was taught from, you know some of the mostexperienced doctors in the raw cannabis industry such as dr. william courtney that you can’tget high from consuming raw cannabis that has not been heated up, and so, i want tojust share with you guys my experience because i kind of just tell it like it is and i alwayswant to let you guys know what’s happening in my life and just you know being transparent.and so i juiced the cannabis yesterday, you guys saw me make the juice, i drank a littlebit on the camera, and then i had an additional probably like 40 ounces, 36 to 40 ounces orsomething like that, drank it, felt great like i do after most green juices i woulddrink because to me this is just another green

juice. and then probably about two to threehours later, i don’t know if i want to say i didn’t feel good, i felt different right?and so, i could only say that i felt this kind of difference back in high school andcollege when i did use to smoke and experiment with some cannabis back then. and you knowthis was not a desired effect for me, so technically i believe i did get high from consuming raw,this specific juice recipe with the cannabis greens, maybe some of the citric acid in theoranges helped to pull out the thc and then it combined with the medium chain fatty acidsof the coconut because some of the cannabinoids are fat soluble so they go right in thereso then i got better uptake, or something crazy happened. so i want to just warn youguys if you are doing this recipe, you know

i got high from it, and that may also happento you, i mean this is a whole new territory out there, there’s not a lot of researchin this subject, so i’m curious about this to learn more. you know actually that’swhy i’m making this same exact juice today to try on some friends of mine to see whathappens to them, if they also have some kind of effect like i did, it may just be thati’m super-sensitive because i have been living on an organic clean, plant-based rawdiet for the last 20 years and, i don’t know. this just really weird so, be forewarnedthat the recipe that i show previously in this video may cause some psychoactive effects.and i’m going to have one of my buddies that’s more experienced with the cannabisthan i, consume it to see what’s going to

happen to him. so actually let’s go aheadand get him in here to share with you guys what’s going to happen.and this is my buddy josh, from the boogie brew company, and he’s a little bit moreexperienced with cannabis than i am, and with much higher tolerance levels.yeah, i mean, i consume cannabis a lot, i actually do smoke it, some people call mea pothead whatever you can judge me but, i was shocked, i mean i saw this guy last nightand he’s not the jk that i know. he was definitely under the influence, so now i’mgoing to be the guinea pig. i have extremely high tolerance levels, so i said “no way,you have to cook it, you have to heat it up, it has to be heated up in oil for it to getyou high.” so this is a real unique situation,

because if it’s really true that this particularrecipe with as he said, the natural citric acids that are in the tangerines, the naturalfatty acids, the mcts that are in the coconut, combined with the super juice from the leafand from—these aren’t even buds i would ever smoke john, these don’t have thc inthem, these are like pre-buds. so i’m going to be a guinea pig, and what we’ll do iswe’ll follow up right? we’re going to in a few more hours this afternoon i havenot consumed any cannabis, i have not smoked any today. john asked me to stay sober today,and i’m going to do that, and i’m going to drink exactly what he drank yesterday,and then we’re going to report back to you in a few hours, and we’re going to let youknow whether it’s affected myself the exact

opposite, it’s like a dichotomy here, youknow? i can handle a lot of thc in my body. if i feel anything at all, then that is news,that is worthy of reporting, because then we have a unique situation where cannabisthat has not been cooked, subjected to any heat whatsoever combined with natural plantextracts in its raw form, is being converted by whatever you call it, the carboxylated,i don’t know how the chemistry works. in the human body through john’s fatty cellularmembranes, through the tissue, and being absorbed. if that happens to me, then that’s news,and we’re going to have to call dr. william courtney up.alright josh so are you ready to try out this cannabis juice, because i know [inaudible]desired effect for you is to get high, the

desired effect for me is not to get high,to get some benefits of the cannabis without the psychoactive effects.yeah, i’m really excited, i really am that something that is so therapeutic and healthy,that, let’s face it, most of the cannabis consumed in this world is actually consumedfor its side effect. all right, including by yours truly. so i think it’s just almosttoo good to be true that… it could be healthy!right [inaudible] get high![inaudible] that it could be something that is going to hopefully inebriate me..[laughter] in a really positive manner, and that i canalso obtain such good nutritional benefit

from it, i mean the phytonutrients that arein cannabis is indisputable, along with the creamy mct fatty acid base and the coconut,and then what i believe has happened in john’s situation when he consumed this recipe andfelt some effect, was that mct base being activated or decarboxylated or whatever bythe citric acid that’s in the tangerines, it’s pretty hard to believe that not cookingit will get you high. so i’m looking forward to some of the effects, if there are any.otherwise i’m definitely looking forward to it just being a super-healthy tonic formy body which i need to drink more raw juices, i used to be all raw, and there’s nothingbetter. you know being naturally high, drinking raw juice, that’s the way we should alllive, so hats off to you john for keep spreading

the word. i am your willing co-participantand guinea pig in this experiment. alright so what i’m going to do next is[inaudible] go ahead and get juicing today. basically all i did was i first blended upthe coconut meat here, and then i poured it, i put in some of the cannabis leaf here intothe juicer, i put some of the coconut mixture in there, and then i just cut up pieces ofthe oranges not going to juice [inaudible] since i have a whole video on the juicing.and yeah, check out [inaudible] we’ll come back at you once i make the juice, and joshwill get to down at least a quart of it and see what happens.this little juicer kicks ass, i mean this juicer did a great job, it’s an amazinglittle machine. i’m really surprised at

how well it works on the cannabis leafy greens.it’s definitely not a juicer that’s engineered specifically to deal with leafy green vegetables,so i’m very impressed with how well it performed as a multi-purpose juicer taking these otherproducts and the leafy greens. so let’s see what happens.alright so i just got done juicing all the cannabis, the tangerine and the coconut, andi’ve been actually just filtering out since this juicer leaves a lot of particulate inthere… let me smell it. mmmm.i don’t know man, like seriously after drinking this and the experience yesterday like i’mscared to drink this, i do not want to drink this like, josh is excited to drink it, idon’t want to drink it, so what i did was

i ran it through a little screen because iwanted to just try to duplicate exactly what i did yesterday. it was the cuttings out ofthe same bag, coconut bought at a similar time although not exactly the same, but hopefullyclose enough for government work. so, this is what we got here, it’s about 42 ounces,and we’re going to go ahead and give josh a nice beer stein.look at that nice consistency… all those cannabinoids, yum!ok josh, try this on camera and tell everybody what it tastes like to you.mmmm, oh it’s heavenly, the smell. my body’s visceral response mechanism’s already kickinginto overdrive. tell me john, after your somewhat disruptive experience on your day yesterday,how does this smell to you, i mean does your

body still crave it? is it something you stillwant, or are you now turned off to it? i mean to me, it doesn’t smell bad like“ew that’s gross,” like if i smelled something really gross, it’s neutral, it’snot like “oh that smells good to me,” like it does for you, it doesn’t smell badlike, knowing what it may do to me like, i don’t want to drink it like.wow, this tastes like cannabis. it does.mmmmm. wow, wow, i’ve never tasted anything like this. wow.yeah, [inaudible] just with the coconut makes things creamy, i’ve used coconut with somany other vegetables, till i’ve made nice creamy soups that have no psychoactive effects,so this is quite new to me.

wow.don’t make this for your parents without telling them.you know, i have a hunch, i have a slight suspicion, this is going to work. we’llsee. we’ll see if this works, i mean have very high tolerance levels to thc.alright. so this stuff gets me high, it’ll get anyonehigh. so we’ll see what happens. i’ll give you a report in a few hours.yeah i mean this is, and also too, you know, some famous philosopher person said, “thepoisons and the dopes,” right? i don’t know about this being a poison, but it’sall about the dosage and frankly, that was a lot of cannabis leaves, and you might notwant to do this many, you know some recommendations

are just a dozen or a handful of leaves, witha few buds, i mean this is a lot of little baby buds that josh says are juveniles they’renot going to do anything. yeah.and this is a large quantity, but this is how much i drank because i’m a serious greenjuicer and i like to drink any kind of vegetable greens in their juice form, and so josh isgoing to get to drink all this stuff and see if anything happens. now yes, i may have beenquite sensitive to these kind of things, and i’ve done similar recipes like this beforeand nothing’s happened. so i don’t know what’s going on.[laughter] well like i said, i have a very high tolerance level, so if this results inany degree of inebriation for me, then i guess,

well that’s a good problem to have, becausethere’s a lot of health food, raw food advocates out there who would never want to smoke thecannabis to enjoy its side effects, even though as i said already, most of the cannabis inthis world is consumed deliberately for its side effects, never mind its cancer cell reduce—imean cancer cells will not survive in the presence of this stuff, i mean this is absolutelyawesome, i can taste the health, literally i’m already feeling a good buzz, a bodybuzz, a healthy, not a side effect high, but a healthy high. i can taste the energy inthis stuff john, this is great. alright josh, so i’ll make sure he drinksthe rest of this stuff, and then we’ll come back at you, with some updates [inaudible]day.

yeah we’ll keep you posted.so now we’re back with josh, and he’s going to share with you guys his experience,unfortunately the other person in the video boogie bunny, cannot share her experiencewith eating raw cannabis. we were trying to film her, she was just enjoyingsome of this, but she already had her fill, so you got a quick little clip there of theboogie bunny. but you know in nature, animals would morethan likely eat cannabis. well after, the funny thing is…raw. yeah, she likes the raw stalks, like afterjohn was done juicing, we have some composted matter here, she actually likes just the rawstalks. so every part of the cannabis plant,

you can feed bunnies the stalks, great fiberbetter get a doctor recommendation for them too.yeah, get them a medical prescription. [inaudible] you’re growing it and you’resaying it’s for my bunny? i don’t know if that’s going to fly.my wife has been looking out on the internet for a new bunny, and apparently she foundone with its own spanish passport. [laughing]. alright josh, so anyways let’s get backto the point of the topic here, and the point is, after you had that juice today that imade for you that yesterday i drank and i did get high, which it wasn’t supposed tohappen because that was not my intent. right.and i wanted to get josh who once again had

the higher tolerance levels than a lightweightwho never does this stuff. right whereas i’m the exact opposite [laughter].[inaudible] right as i said, i have very high thc tolerancelevels, and i deliberately did not consume any cannabis in the usual inhaled form, idid inhale bill, not today, today i did not inhale anything, i stayed clean and drankjust the juice recipe. alright so how long ago was that? okay i wantto give you guys an update now it’s like 10:40 pm in the evening and i think you drankthat juice about noon. yeah i’d say noonish, yeah, yeah, so it’sbeen at least ten hours [inaudible]. alright so did it affect you, and how longdid it take before it affected you?

did it affect me? did it affect me are youkidding me? this is incredible [laughter]. this is really amazing, i am truly—i can’tbelieve there’s a cannabis leaf juice recipe that gets you high, okay? it definitely works.in fact, it doesn’t just work, it’s [laughter]—it really is the best cannabis buzz i’ve everhad, it really is john, it really is. alright so i’m glad that i can [inaudible]took one for the team and high out of my mind and i haven’t in probably my whole life,like i really wanted it to be over like this needs to be done, i’m not happy, meanwhilejosh is loving it, so, you now i always want to teach you guys good, better, best, right?i don’t encourage getting high, but if you’re going to do that anyways, i do not recommendsmoking it, [inaudible] juice it so you get

some of the other benefits from the nutrientsin raw coconut and the tangerines and also some of this raw, well there is some i guessthc content [inaudible ] there’s definitely some thc, definitely.the next thing i want to do is really kind of try to get this tested with a lab like…right. juice the cannabis alone, juice the cannabiswith the orange, juice the cannabis with the coconut, and then juice all three and getit tested to see the thc a, the thc in there and all the different compounds that you couldtest to see how it changes and what happens, because this is—i mean everything i’velearned online and read about says you can’t get high and i’ve juiced this cannabis severaltimes with and without the coconut, and nothing

has happened, but this time, something weird’shappening man. with the tangerine, the citric acid that’sin the tangerine, and the coconut the mcts, the natural fatty acids that are in the coconut,i don’t know, the only other thing is hand me that kombucha bottle, come on, let’sbe honest, let’s show your audience there is one more possible co—i don’t think so. co-enzyme activity here, the probiotics thatare in this, this is called the bucha, life kombucha, this is the one thing in commonthat happened was i drank a couple of these, these are great for dry mouth, and you dranka couple yesterday, and so i’m wondering, could there be some probiotic conversion alongwith the fatty acids and the coconut, and

indeed the citric acid in the tangerine, becausei drank this same leaf juice recipe without the tangerine, but in a coconut milk base,and forgive me if i’m talking a little slowly, alright? it’s hard to focus on each word.this is amazing, this is the holy grail, this is truly amazing alright john? you have discoveredquite errantly, i mean, john lennon wrote that song, “life is what happens to us whilewe’re busy making other plans,” alright? so john was busy making other plans to gohustle in his garden, to have lots of energy from yet another canna leaf tonic, celebratinghis get legal, you know california right to drink is cannabis juice right? and he dida video, you should show your audience the original video you did [inaudible].yeah it’s right before [inaudible]

where he says “this does not get you high.”wrong john, this gets you loaded. it shouldn’t have got you high, all theother research that i’ve read online says you’ve got to heat it over time, and thisis fresh-picked leaf matter, and some small baby buds…nothing, i mean this is a joke, i mean there’s nothing in here, these preemie buds, if ismoke them, i get nothing but a headache, you know? i mean, we’ve juiced this kindof stuff before, this is from when mit or someone must have gone through and they supercropped their plants, which is really smart to do, because you only get the yield on thebuds out of the tall 18 inches or so of canopy. so supercropping is going in and cleaningout your trees underneath. and so the reason

there are these little tiny flowers on here,is because they are just that, premium early flowers two to three weeks into the floweringperiod the plant is putting out from all the boogie brew and all the good stuff you know,way too much leafy undergrowth vegetative matter. so you go in there and you pull allthat because you’re only going to get donkey dick buds, you know, on the top canopy right?so this is just super cropped preemie buds, when i chew on them, they’re not super-potent,these are not finished by any means, these have weeks and weeks to go. this is insane,i mean how did this happen, that you stumbled on a juice recipe, raw, this is uncooked,this raw juice alright? and you know what i love about this buzz, is positive it is,how high-energy it is, i’m still distracted

you know, that’s a side effect of cannabis,of thc consumption. but i’m actually more focused, i love it. i’m sold on this, idon’t want to smoke. that’s what’s amazing. wow.i don’t want to puff, i mean, i just want to drink more juice. [laughter] not a wholelot, like [inaudible ] it’s been going for 10 hours i mean, i don’t know what the dealis with these coconut fatty acids, they just keep on delivering, i mean it’s an amazingfuel. here’s the effect it really has, very motivating, i wanted to get on my bike, justgo ride like 100 miles you know, i mean that’s what i used to do. i want to go get in motionto stay out of any commotion. because if you sit too long on this juice buzz, and yourhead starts to throb a little bit, and you

can focus, you can almost focus like too muchon one thing. exactly.it’s not like the buzz you get from smoking it, where you’re just like boom, boom, boom,boom. i mean it’s like boom, and then boom! it’s really hard to describe. the only wayto do it is to try it yourself. [inaudible]you’ve got to try this you guys, with the forewarning of the parents out there who juicecannabis leaves for their kids, don’t let them get a hold of this recipe you know? orget them on a cbd only, i think that’s the answer is people like john, who want to enjoycannabis for its innumerable health benefits, obviously, this recipe is great, look howit converted the thc that was in this matter,

and imagine if you had a low thc strain tobegin with, one with almost hardly any thc in it, if any at all, and just cbd, so i meancharlotte’s web, harlequin, you know these famous cbd only strains, this is the medicineof the future! now imagine, i’m just amazed at this because if this efficiently convertedthe thc, and all the thc a, and not the cbd a and so on, but just the thc to getting high,then imagine what [inaudible] yeah, and i’m feeling the cbds too, i mean this is a thcstrain, but it still has cbds in it, so i’m feeling that positive body buzz that you getfrom what i’ve learned, you know from the cbds in cannabis leaf juice. now imagine ifyou have a non-psychoactive variety of hemp leaf, of cannabis leaf that’s one of thesenew wave, cutting edge new generation cbd

strains, right? same exact recipe. surelyit’s going to convert those cbd acids and the non cbd a, the fat-soluble cbd with thiscoconut mct, and the citric acid decarboxylizing conversion, whatever the heck it’s doing,it’s doing really well. and what i’m saying is you know, it’s cool i still have energyand i can still focus on what i’m trying to say, and as you guys are probably gettingit by now, if it can get josh cunnings, a man with insanely high thc tolerance levelsright, this high for ten hours straight, right, then imagine what it could do for cancer patientsneeding to bathe every cell in their body with cbd a. so my point is, no matter whatcannabis you use, whether it’s a thc variety, or cbd only you know, you’re going to getultra-efficient conversion of those valuable

cell-bathing, regenerative nourishing compoundswill reset the human cbd system, the endocannabinoid system which is in every one of us. you justsaw the bunny, we got a few seconds of her, she loves this stuff. she doesn’t want toget high, she’s chewing on this stuff because her body too, the boogie bunny has cbd receptors,in every cell in her body. and that’s what you’re doing when you consume the stuff.and like i said in the video before, i’m looking forward to hopefully experiencingthe side effects, what other herb on earth has so many innumerable health benefits forthe human body, and yet most people still consume it for it side effect john. and soi could go on and on, obviously i’m stoned, so i talk a lot already, i have high energyand getting high just makes me talk way too

much.alright so all i can say is that i formulate my meals when i eat to have the maximum nutrientuptake and that’s what i did with this recipe and i guess it worked a little bit too well,i mean i want to have the tangerine juice for a little bit of sweetness, obviously mygreens or the cannabis leaf for its nutritional benefits, and i didn’t think i was goingto get high. then i put the coconut in there to drive that into my cells to slow down mydigestion so i get better uptake, and i guess you know because the cannabinoids are fatsoluble they kind of got into the coconut oil [inaudible]and the thc is fat soluble. yeah and the…the tetrahydrocannabinol, the thc is fat soluble,

and you emulsified it with that mct [inaudible]and sucked it in there and then my body was able to uptake it, and then the medium chainfatty acids actually get burned as energy quickly so then [inaudible] now it’s in[inaudible] thc in there and then it converted it [inaudible] high as a kite.but i didn’t get the munchies, he did, because i have high tolerance levels, and my body’sadapted to consuming large amounts of thc. and [cough] excuse me i’m…you’re smoking too much [laughter] no i didn’t smoke, i haven’t smoked, idon’t want to smoke, this is just the bud you know the…dry mouth. yeah the, whatever this stuff. but, no seriouslyi didn’t get munchies i was able to go a

whole day, i love the buzz, it was very motivating,i’d like to find an indica strain that’s [inaudible] you know that’s really designedto help people sleep, and do the same formula. what could you add to it for a night timefor slowing your body down along with indica dominant type thc marijuana? what else couldwe add? [inaudible] [inaudible] tart cherry juice will add yousome melatonin. oh really?it will mellow you out and you’ll just want to sleep man.i really want to try that, so you take the same recipe, because that is the magic base,this is what i’m christening it folks, i’m christening this, this is your base, if youwant to get high this is the tangerine coconut

cream growing your greens dream supreme uberrecipe alright jk? this is a phenomenal discovery, this has massive implications, mit, he calledand left a message today i should replay it just for shits and giggles on speaker phone,he was so apologetic you know that the leaf you got from him…maybe it’s just really good leaf. [laughter] you’ve gotta find this guy he grows somegood shit man. whatever, i mean we’ll try some low gradeand see if that base, you know that mct-rich coconut cream with the tangerine dream decarboxylizingfrom the citric vitamin c acid conversion maybe along with some probiotics you knowwe’re going to, i’m looking forward to being a guinea pig some more for this guynow.

[laughter].i’ll tell you what, i mean this makes me eat more raw, this makes me want to juicemore, there’s just something so motivating my body wants to bathe itself, not just inthe cannabis but in the fatty acids that are so good for my body from the coconut, andof course from the citric acid from the tangerine, and i’m already dreaming of using this baserecipe and adding other things to it like celery, you know for electrolytes and imaginea little sodium in there, organic sodium electrolyte. and then you know what else? some lemon iguess and, but that recipe works scary, scary how well it works, and like i said i can’tget over this. i just—i’m in shock, i mean i’m high as a kite, and i can’t believehow high i am, and i haven’t consumed anything

else, this is all i’ve had all day, oneserving of it, how big was that serving, 16 ounces?you had about 40 ounces, [inaudible]. okay, i…that’s a large serving, that’s my size, it’s not josh’s size..right. i was like, “i want to get josh messed upman,” no. i had no cleansing reaction you know, it wasn’tlike drinking wheat grass juice, and i can imagine anything else, even kale juice maybeif i’m not used to it. i’d have been to the bathroom a couple of times by now, butagain there’s something about cannabis that’s very soothing to the whole system. so thecells in my intestine, because they’re being

bathed in these beneficial cannabinoids andall the thc that i got high on, it re-generates that neuro—every cell in your body has abrain, has its own nervous system, right? it has its own neural pathways. and that’swhat blows my mind about cannabis, and how disgusting it is that it’s completely—it’sbeen 80 years of this, 80 years that it’s been illegal. and we’ve got to stop this,because this plant is so good for you. and we’ll rant about it in another video wheni’m straight okay? [laughter] this is amazing, i’m really impressed.so i want to let you guys know that you know, josh, as well as myself, we have medical recommendations,and you know always act in accordance to the law, so only do this in your state if it’slegal to do so or you have a medical recommendation.

and you know, be forewarned, if you make thatrecipe that i did, you may, or probably… yeah i mean i know it’s becoming quite trendyalmost for the organic new wave compost tea using bio sensitive, eco-conscious weed growersout there to juice some leaves for their children as a way of giving them some of the benefits.i keep hearing about this which is fantastic. just be careful with the tangerines, i wouldassume any vitamin c containing for that matter, i wouldn’t take my chances with lemons ororanges based on this experiment, and the coconut, alright? we’re trying to be opensource with this recipe, we know it works, it works a little too well, you know be carefulwhat we wish for here, and the last thing we want to happen is for kids to be feelingthe way i have. yes, you can also tell—

[inaudible] scary, like i was super-scaredi didn’t know what was happening to me. and yeah like josh pointed out, i was likegardening and i was picking weeds and i picked the same weeds today that i picked yesterday,not these weeds but other weeds in my garden, and yesterday when i was picking i’d belike “okay there’s one, boom!” “there’s one boom!,” and today i was like “okaywait, okay there’s one, there’s one” i was like way more focused, [inaudible]yeah, it’s a [inaudible] it was too scary because i was like, hypersensitive.well a lot of the symptoms he described having, i enjoyed today, alright so again a lot ofit was he just wasn’t ready for it, he didn’t want to be ready for it, it is sad that thishappened but he’s being a good natured guinea

pig about it, and i’m a very happy, i’ma very willing guinea pig you know, i’m signed up for this, i mean like i said i’mtotally sold. this makes me want to go get my volcano vaporizer and only use that ifi was to need to supplement this with any inhalation. so it’s making me desire theconsumption of thc in the cleanest possible form, not the dirty way of [inaudible] mypipe you know? let’s compare this…[inaudible] pipes out of apples you know because i’m too lazy to clean my pipe so i justlet my pipes age naturally, a couple of days later, they’re done, you know an apple pipe.i don’t desire to puff on weed through apple right now. [inaudible] need more juice, i’mgood till tomorrow.

josh so, describe to my viewers the high yougot from this versus the high when you’d puff out or have to puff multiple times tokeep that going. yeah so the high from this is just more solid,more consistent. i’m still distracted, but not in the same level of distraction i get,it’s less of a dysfunctional high, it sounds weird, even though it’s more of a body high,i actually feel more positive. i kept asking my coworkers today, unfortunately i had toget boggie boxes out today john, but i didn’t pack any myself, i directed, but i was askingthem all, and they said “no, you seem pretty okay, you seem normal to us, somewhat stillof course crazy stoner josh [laughter], but i mean they were, like i said i was able tobe functional in a weird way, but i’m definitely

really, really high still 10 hours later,this is crazy that i can juice, what was that six ounces and maybe twice again as much asthis? there’s a lot of stalk in here. i know the big bowl [inaudible]it was a really big bowl he showed you in the video, it’s a pretty decent amount,but you know i used to generate that much every single night when i was a grower andi would go tend to my plants and do the super cropping, whether early in the cycle, i alwayshad plants that were always vegetating, moms, and then i had baby plants that were teenagers,and then i had of course my finishing plants, so chances are, i’d be able to keep myselfwell-stocked with this preemie blend which i’m assuming is partly responsible, thereare little preemie buds, but they’re so

small, and so undeveloped john, it’s amazing,what an efficient conversion of what is a low-grade material, you know if i smoked ofthis it would just give me a headache. it’s way too much carbon, and way too little thc.so i’m using very low-grade material, this is not from finished cannabis, i cannot imaginewhat this juice recipe would do if it was with a full eight or ten week strain or elevenweek strain that’s fully finished with mature buds, it would be off the charts, you know,it’d be probably too much. you don’t need it. so that just shows you, anyone can growa vegetative plant, even under an led light and probably get efficient conversion of thetetrahydrocannabinol that’s not even in any developed buds. i’m talking—i don’tknow we’ll try, we’ll get leaves from

vegetative mother plants only that don’thave any—but these are practically vegetative stage, this is a joke, these are not buds.these are not even budlets, these are just these hairy little wimpy preemie things thathave nothing in them. so that’s incredible, the conversion of all these compounds, especiallythe thc, that i’m totally feeling even now, ten hours later. it’s absolutely stunning.this blows my mind. i thought i knew a lot about cannabis, then i learned about ricksimpson, then i learned about cancer cells committing suicide in its presence. then iwatched people like sonjay gupta, for god’s sakes he was nominated to be the surgeon generalof the united states not once, but i believe twice by our president, and his about-face.and i watched the episodes on these autistic

children are being cured with cannabis leafjuice. i keep learning so much more about cannabis after a 15 year grow career, andthinking i knew—i thought i knew everything and i don’t know jack all, i mean this isamazing, we’re on the tip of a long new iceberg in medicine, and it is not about theside effect that i’m enjoying so much, it is about the positive health effects, i’mreally glad that john is still a believer in all that in spite of this aberration inhis cannabis journey towards even healthier body, mind, spirit, the guy’s always seemedthe healthiest i’ve ever met, and cannabis only seems to make him healthier. you knowyesterday was just an experience from that he probably won’t repeat and that’s fine,but it really didn’t hurt you, you’re

full of piss and vinegar today.yup. i remember you woke up this morning saying…i was high over. he was hungover, high over, there you go ilike that, high over, we’ll have to adopt that one.that wasn’t too fun either, but then i had my first drinks of water, had my first meal,then i was fine like nothing happened and thank god, because i wanted that…right you wanted it [inaudible] out of your system.gone, and i will not—i mean i’m going to experiment more, but not with the intentto do that, i’m not making the same recipe ever again.i mean this is just incredible, you know?

oh i know i’m going to make the recipe buti’m going to have a high cbd variety, not thc variety, very important.and in all honestly, i want to try that. i want to try the true cbd cellular neural systemregenerating endocannabinoid tonic supreme, and not the tangerine coconut stony creamgrowing your greens dream version, i want to try the non-dreamy, the true centered,focused cbd real not bliss to my head but bliss to my body, alright? regenerating allof that endocannabinoid system. i don’t even know how to speak straight right now,so you guys know what i’m trying to say, this stuff, we’re on the tip of the icebergwith this, this is the future of medicine. and i honestly believe…everybody could grow it and make it in their

kitchen.[inaudible] exactly, i mean there’s not one part of this plant that isn’t good foryou, not one part. and it’s so absurd, this 80 years of prohibition, it’s time to endthis all once and for all. way too many people are making money off of it john, and i’mnot talking about the growers, i was one of them myself, i mean yes, there’s an economythere, not much left, but i mean the whole industrial prison complex, my god, i thinkit’s one third of all inmates are in for frickin’ marijuana man, and…that’s ridiculous. it’s never killed anyone, ever. i challengeanyone that’s watching this video to tell me otherwise, it’s never, ever, ever killedanyone. you’d have to inhale cubic, cubic

meters of it for it to asphyxiate you, andthat wouldn’t be from the cannabis, that would be from the lack of oxygen to your braincells, you know, there’s no toxicity to this, i mean i ingested a lot that was convertedvery efficiently, low-grade material. i’ve had no side effects from this. it’s amazing,like i can’t say enough, it makes me not want to inhale it in any form, even througha vaporizer, it makes me just want to juice it, and greedily suck that nutrition down,and feel a great buzz all day long. i’m just amazed that this is—this has huge implications.i want other people to try it, am i just imagining this? did he just imagine… there’s noway i imagined this. i need some other guinea pig reports from you all out there to duplicatethis recipe.

if it’s legal where you are and you havea... of course.recommendation from a [inaudible] of course well it’s legal in almost halfthe country and if and you’re smart enough to [inaudible] go get yourself legal, youknow? so it’s as legal as you all want to make it be, and, it’s gotta be legal man,it’s just time to end this once and for all, for god’s sakes.alright so i want to let you guys know and remind you, both josh and i have medical recommendationsand you should only do things that are legal in your state, and this is actually wherei got my card, green215.com, [inaudible] california they have several different offices whereyou can go to get your recommendation if warranted.

next thing i want to say is that i know manyof you guys have said this before on my videos, i read some of the comments, it says “john,you’re high when you’re filming this episode,” so i’ve never been high…never. filming an episode, except for the one i filmedyesterday… [laughter]when i was high on the juice. otherwise i’ve never been high, i’m high on life, and iwant to encourage you guys to be high on life as much as josh loves being high on his stuff.you can be high on life and not need this to feel good. i do it every day, and feelingthe way i did yesterday was not good, and i want to be over, josh loves it and that’scool you know.

yeah.i mean there’s freedom in this country to do whatever you want, and i want to live cleanand sober and not feel that way, but i did film an episode where i was actually high,so i’m going to post that one next for you guys so you guys can see when i’m high howi perform, because i thought i did all right because the, you know anyways, you guys willjust have to stay tuned for that episode… john real quick, word to the wise, i did notfeel like… i felt like i could ride my bike today, but i didn’t feel like driving, untili actually try to drive i’m not going to try. i don’t think you should try, if youdo this recipe, don’t even try to drive, alright? i’m pretty sure that if i justsmoked weed, i still could have driven, i

didn’t trust myself to drive, i mean you’vejust got to have a chat with your self-esteem when you’re this high, and just make responsibledecisions, alright? so i just wanted to throw that in there.alright yeah, i want to encourage you guys to be careful, and i mean just driving underany influence… no not good, not good…is not good [inaudible] even if you’re falling asleep right? you get ticketed for fallingasleep, you know so be safe, we don’t want to hurt anybody else.i mean i feel like i could adapt, i could get used to this high, you know just likesmoking it all the time, you get used to that, and maybe a bit more functional, but justbe careful what you wish for with this stuff,

it’s amazing recipe, it works too well,too damn well man. well i’m glad that i could figure this outfor everybody out there, if they want to do this of course for those of you guys thatdon’t want to get high when you’re consuming raw, don’t do this like i learned, and ialways want to try to share with you guys what i learned at the time, you know i’mputting this video out, not trying to hide it, i mean i made some incorrect commentsbefore earlier, i will take those back and say i was wrong, and hopefully other peoplethat teach about that you can’t get high consuming raw cannabis also starts changingtheir story based on what happened to josh and i, and also based on hopefully what’llhappen to you guys when you try this recipe

and see what happens. maybe this is an aberrationand maybe we had some greens that were too close to the lightbulb and heated up, or…no way, no way [inaudible] [inaudible] this is just too crazy and i wasnot ready for this, but i’m glad i could share this for you guys that may think ofthis as a value either direction, and you know that’s pretty much it for this episode,otherwise josh will go on ranting all night long and…[laughter] that’s a whole separate episode that we’regoing to do one of these days. so hopefully if you liked this episode and want me to domore cannabis recipes and videos about it when i invent new recipes that i don’t knowwon’t maybe knock josh on his ass, or not.

like i said, i really do want to try the samerecipe, but with a non-psychoactive strain, so just pick your strain, because i reallyliked the positive healthy motivating high energy, it was an amazing body buzz too. alrightthat’s very, very, let me just disclaim being a goofy stoner tonight, telling youhow it affected me psychoactively, but much more importantly, it gave me such a good strongbody buzz. so let’s stay true to that mission of promoting the message of cannabis health,alright? health is our only wealth, and i want to try it, actually that is the nextway i want to do it is with a charlotte’s web harlequin clone type of high cbd, very,very low to non-existent thc levels plant, just to feel that canna buzz, and not haveit be even, you know you could say distorted

by the thc buzz.yeah i mean i agree, i want to work on getting a cbd variety that’s grown in a clean greenfashion without any sprays or contamination, and i’m going to juice it up, maybe i’lleven film it for you guys when i do that and see what happens to me and i’ll explainit as i get off it. anyways, we’ve gotta go tonight, thumb this up if you want morecanna videos, be sure to subscribe if you’re not already for future updates on growingall kinds of different edible and healthy food, also known as medicines, and also besure to check my past episodes on growing all kinds of food, including i’ll put linksbelow to my other cannabis episodes that i have filmed, once again, retracting my statementthat you can’t get high from raw cannabis

leaves because i’ve proved that wrong, andi will continue to prove other things wrong, and i always want to encourage you guys outthere to experiment and take life as an experiment as i do as a kid playing with things thatonce again can’t hurt you and not get you into true harm.right. and then find out what happens. because thisis the only way that people and our culture will move forward instead of being back inthe dark ages and having a plant such as the cannabis still illegal, when in my beliefit can help so many people. so once again with that, this is john kohler with growingyourgreens.com,we’ll see you next time and until then remember, keep on growing.

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hello!!! i- i don't know if you are am i- am i good yaa?? yeah, ok i think i'm live. so hello! hi how's it going everybody i just stuffed some pot roast i made

last night down my gullet as fast as i could because i need..i was recording all morning *dieing* and i needed to get food into me before this stream. so i'm still like dealing with the aftermath of the making me hungry by the way that he is talking about pot roast lamb pot roast that i made. but hello!

hi! welcome!!! welcome one and all!!!! its great to be here, i don't know if its working, but i'm just gonna have faith that it is. making me laugh so yes hello everybody, a good shoosh to you,

one and all and a nasa peepo to i don't know, i have no idea how that's gonna go. but apparently thats a thing now so i need to embrace it, so welcome, i'm still setting up so don't mind *distant noise* whooo!.....nope, not gonna do that. stop, stop talking to me

don't be echoing, so hello... excuse me, i'm just a disgusting mess. i hope you wanted to come on to this stream and just watch me be a horrible human being, in front of you all so... welcome to the stream, yes chat is going to be a little bit spastic today, and everybody's going to be

spamming as hard as you can, so... uh what i'd like to do is, i'd like to stress test uh, youtube's servers... to see if they can handle the capacity of chat that you guys will, uh..uh inundate me with. so in uh in..in as many words as you can not at once, but as many words broken up

over a few periods, tell me about your day, i wanna know how your doin' i wanna know, what your doin' and i wanna know what your up to, what's the object nearest to you on your desk uh, how are your parents today? you know how are your friends and family? uh how's everything going, i wanna know it all so bring it on, let me know it

i'm just waiting for everybody to talk to me. so, get it all out while you can, because right now is your opportunity so, yes yes? yes? yes. okay... yes.i like it do tell! oh!? is that true? ahh

very nice. oh you'll get there someday oh!? really? oh congratulations. ohh keep trying, you'll get there. oh great! oh that's awesome. oh you shouldn't do that, oh well, you know live and learn, then get loves i'm sponsored by loves. okay... so some people had terrible days some people had wonderful days, basically

the whole spectrum of human experiences compressed into one moment but hello! i'm here to give you two hours of wo-wondrous glory as we try to revisit the wonderful world of sims 4 now i have a very specific adventure that i'm gonna be doing

in sims 4, but i'm gonna tell you more about it, just as soon as i do a double check of all the systems and what not and make sure that everything is a-okay. we're streaming in wondrous 720p... i know it's the future. but! experimentally, this is also in 60 frames per second, so...

i don't know how that's gonna work. hopefully everything doesn't blow up, but seems to be working thus far, so i hope you guys can see me with not so much lag if it is lagin a bit, drop the quality down and you should be a-okay. number two! we now have nightbot! nightbot has come to youtube so nightbot is going to be watching over you

like the robotic overlord that he is, and he will be laying down the hammer of law upon those ye who dare cross me. so don't even try it but the added benefit is we get all the basic commands and stuff that nightbot can do before, not that you'll be able to see it because it'll be going by so quickly.

so there also is uhm... i-i've never used i before but nightbot has like the music functions and stuff like that, and i didn't have time to set it up for this one, so sorry... uh but i'm gonna be doing live streams every week at this same time on thursdays for the next six weeks probably, unless something horrible

happens, which something always does. so uh look forward to a lot more of me and a lot more streams and a little bit more refinement now that the tools are starting to youtube uh..which is you know, the only place i stream these days uh but hopefully everything else is good and you guys are doing wonderfully. so now that everything seeeeeems to be

okay nothing seeeeeems to be exploding... we are going to give a little bit of an attempt at... (not-so-suspenseful pause) sims, yes. but first! i'm... i'm gonna...i'm gonna start a poll, because i can do that, poll...

you'll see it in a second so i-if if you if you if you don't see this as it goes by after i type it, which will be in the past, so right about now when i'm saying it is when you should look for the poll because there's a little bit of latency delay, between you guys and me. uh so i'm gonna be creating a new poll that creates a link to

a straw poll, that you can vote on. this is very important, i need your input on this, so... a bang! and then nightbot hopefully doesn't die and actually figures out how to do this correctly. and i don't know, i'm not 100% sure if that worked.

infact, i'm almost 100% sure it didn't. oh!? maaaaayyyyyybe!? *giggles* i have no idea, i didn't even see it go by, but apparently it happened. and there was a poll somewhere. i don't even know where it went oh man, this is too

much chat, okay so that didn't work at all but that was just a little test and hopefully everything's going to be okay later. but for now hopefully it will cutback on some of the spam, but not all of it. so if you guys are ready, i'm ready let's get back into the wonderful world of

sims 4. ahh, yes. it's beautiful! and also, i believe i previewed the audio here, so everything should be properly mixed for you guys to be able to hear for your listening pleasure. oh, do a dab? i don't dab anymore i only exclusively shoosh it's the only way a hip-happinin' young guy like me can..flirt with

whatever will come my way and usually runs away after i start shooshing at full speed! you don't want me to unleash my 100% shoosh! this isn't even my final shoosh. so, anyway this is, if you guys remember, the same exact game that l've been playing uh..sense i first played sims 4

uh, way back in the way if you remember, here is the original 'iplier' family. there's me, before i had red hair, there's good old' wadey-poo and 'bobhoo', who constantly wants to set things on fire! so. everything is in there, everything is still here if you look over here...

there's the mcsaggytits family! oh my gosh it's still here - i i actually loaded this up and i kinda geeked out *geeks out* and i was like i can't believe this is all still here i don't know who the hell the mcclure family is but, uh, they're there too i have my, uh, personal. i for- i think her name is jane smith, she's programmed to be the most boring person in existance

uh and then i have the croft family? which i don't remember putting in there at all so i have no idea where they came from so the rest is just the generic stuff that's in every game like the goth family the pancakes (dan and phil fans??) the wenzle family... who cares about that? but, for this one we're gonna be doin' something very special what we're gonna be doing is i'm going to attempt to get some audience interaction and vote on things we should do here and there

if i could get the poll function to work properly but maybe it wont be very nice to me. but, uh, but uh.. for now we're going to try to make as many of the online versions of markiplier, and there are a lot. if you go into the gallery uhh, right here.

if you open up the gallery and you search forrr... in the community tab.. if you search for markiplier, there are dozens upon dozens, upon hundreds upon hundreds of variations of markiplier here. so, i've picked out a few, i picked out a few and i beliiieve they're all doing it properly

and they're in the game, properly. but i've picked out a select few that i think are gonna be of good variety. and we're gonna load up exactly one family with all of these different markipliers, and we're going to see which markiplier is the best markiplier. and i don't know by what metric we're gonna judge this

but i think it will become evident as time goes on when one is a pathetic lump and does all the cooking and cleaning for everybody and one goes out and swooooons all the ladies i've also got warfstache and whatnot because technically that's a variation of markipiler so what we need to do ....is we....oh also i got every piece of downloadable content for sims 4 and may i tell you and may i tell you.....wholy shit is that a cash count holy shit is that a cash cow.

that is just a squeezing money grab like every single ounce of it is just like, gooped out of it like each pack like, packs that add just a few items cost $10 and then an expansion pack costs, like $39.99 and there was like... there's like dozens of packs already! it's so much money wh-- why?

why do people put so much money into this? anyway, i won't question peoples spending habits (even though he just did) because, i bought them all, so i so l can't exactly criticize but those points aside... not why we're here we're here to create okay these are... there are my unplayed families

i don't know who these are but... if l go down to the boooootom no? uh oh... well, that ain't good... so what l need to do, is l need to... i've totally forgotten how to play... *whispering* i've totally forgotten how to play! oh, how do l add... create new household and move in, okay

so, we're gonna go here... i may just end up bulldozing everything. i might... maybe i can just bulldoze that? can i bulldoze this!? can i do that!? aaaaaghhh that's not what i meant to do. ugh, crap. this is, this is a live stream so i, i can't edit the stupid parts out. oh well.

well, either way. hope you guys are doing wonderfully today, as we wait for this long ass loading time. okay get out of here please. no, no i don't, i've played before, thank you. okay, so i don't care about this stupid house. that's why we're here so we need to get out.

hmmmmmm, manage worlds? just go to manage worlds there we go, i think, good god i'm an idiot i should've tested this before i had... i literary should've tried, you know? *actully dieing* a little bit before i dove right into everything okay so we need to create a new one okay, i've done this before

you are who i don't need right now i need , save household, downloadable content, open the gallery open the gallery , if i open the gallery here will i be able to add the markipliers in? but i picked them out! my library! there you go, there's my markiplier's , there they are! so i got an assortment here of various markipliers. so i'm gonna get this one. and i'm unna (unna?) place...oh

muuuurge yeeaahh and how do i get rid of this one-get outta here ok so this one is... this one is a pretty standard markiplier i think this is a good one, his name is not mark fischbach these are all ipliers iplier

this one is mark iplier so he is apparently a computer whiz genius, goofball, and creative. so i'm really happy someone thought that i was a genius. but, okay. then, i'm gonna add this one which is more of a rustic, good ol' markiplier i don't know how accurate that is

but it's good enough for me at least you got the pants-less aspect of it correctly as well as the pink mustache so i'm a joke star, i'mma bro i don't know where that came from cheerful, and romantic so that's good. it's very lovely. then, we have this one

which is an off-brand markiplier not completely, entirely correct i feel like not the most accurate markiplier but i like to think of him as a teenage version markiplier so, i forgot to name this guy nope. that's not right so this guy's name is iplier this one's name is... nude iplier

nã¼de, it's like if i could put in the thing with the umlaut over it. it would be nã¼de iplier basically and this guy's name is... we'll just name them all iplier this guy's name is kid iplier no! not exactly a kid he's young but he's not that young

maybe i could just take the beard off of him let me change this one a little bit. we're gonna remove your facial hair sorry. aww, look at that baby boy look at that sweet baby boy oh look at his sweet... oh! tiny headed baby boy okay. that's good. so now i'm gonna name him kid iplier

kid iplier. there we go that's good. okay. so now, we need a few more still in here. this one... i don't know about this one this one is just a little off base here. a little too far off base, if you ask me. but i'm gonna try my best here so, iplier but, this one's is wrong iplier

because there's just something just slightly wrong about this guy here i'm gonna narrow his shoulder here and flair out the hips yeah, gotta get the tiny, little chicken ankles yeah! that's pretty right there. i'm gonna make this guy crazy because he's obviously not all he should be.

he hates children, he's mean can i remove these? there we go mean. outgoing? no, that's not this guy. goofball, he's mean just plain evil so he's not a goofball, but... (sim evilly laughs) where is...

oh there he is! insane! (sim babbles) maybe i should just replace this guy with weight, but i don't think that's going to apply here so we got that whatever, it's good enough then, we've got this like through the ages of markiplier including warfstache but i think that's just too close so i might just add...

oh no! this was the better warfstache! i'mm add this guy's warfstache. so this guy is (grunts) this guy is warf iplier there. okay, so he's warf iplier. he doesn't really need any changes. if anything i would want to pull those pants up just a little bit higher but i don't think we're gonna get that

so instead i'm just gonna kind of fiddle with his face a little bit. maybe it should be creepy, small eyes get off the face how do i? i just did it! there we go. the inquisitive reporters eyes are not too big if you ask me no! not done yet!

nope! okay! phew, that was almost... so that's warf iplier so we got mark iplier, nã¼de iplier, kid iplier, wrong iplier, and then warf iplier. and i'm gonna add one more here because this guy... i just god, he's so handsome! i just can't stop looking at him if i looked like this guy, holy shit!

this guy's handsome! like, i'm all about this guy. i'mma name this one... oh his name was mark implier this one's name is hot iplier so he's... oh god! he's a soulmate too. i don't even know what that means. oh does that mean i want a soulmate? so i'm a geek, i'm a genius, i'm a foodie

let's make me not a geek let's make me... where's romantic? where's romantic?! isn't romantic supposed to be in here? oh is it below? oh, there it is! romantic. okay, so he's romantic, he's a foodie he's not too smart, we can't give him everything

but he's also oh, he's a dance machine oh hell yeah! (chuckles) that's about as good as i dance! definitely. look at him go. what a nice guy. oh yeah! someone mentioned in chat dark iplier i guess, i could throw that in there i'd have to go in the gallery again

let me look it up, i have no idea how this is gonna go darkiplier oh, and the whole family no. no. (laughs) this guy ugh, my life is filled with sadness oh man, if only i could write more poetry in my life

then maybe i could find someone that could understand me eventually dark iplier f how about just iplier and then dark he looks pretty good thus far definitely loving the eye shadow there so he's a public enemy, evil, mean, and hot headed so this will counteract wrong iplier let's not make wrong iplier evil,

let's make him he's just maybe not mean, maybe he's... he's outgoing crazy man yeah, i'll put him as a goofball insane, i'm going with goofball he's just a little too weird then we'll make dark iplier the evil

the brooding, evil one something's clearly wrong here i don't know if you guys can tell what it is but i just how do i? like something... if you look across the board here one thing that i've noted for everyone is that they're just a bit too tall here i need to shrink them down to my actual height of 4'2''.

so if i could just squash them down a little bit maybe someday they will be able to live up to my actual height i just gotta actually frickin' get them down there so anyway but we've got everyone thus far i don't even know if there's a way to fix the height i don't think there is so just a recap we've got mark iplier, nã¼de iplier,

kid iplier, who needs to be less buff stop being dumb! there he is. aww, that's a scrappy, young boy chubby cheek boy then we've got wrong iplier we've got warf iplier we've got hot iplier, who... i'm a... (sim woohoos) woohoo indeed. then we've got dark iplier who's just a gloomy bastard

eh, look at him okay, that's good enough. okay! so now that we've got our guys now we can actually move them in somewhere 5'9''? no, i am 4' 2''. how many times do i need to say this? i am 4' 2'' i am not tall. i am short. you got that okay? you understand that right?

you get it? someone changed my wikipedia article. all right, there we go. play. and wah-bam! now that's a family. i like that. so let's see who the hell... maybe i should upload this maybe i should share this to the gallery description. "it's the whole family." "except this family is gonna try to kill each other all hunger games(tm) style!"

say something. is that good enough? is that good enough? are we good enough there?! okay. wee! we're going into the world! oh, we don't have enough money. oh god. one thing we're gonna have to do is fight for a bed. oh shit. maybe we should bulldoze the lot? unfurnished?

man, i don't want to build a whole house! we've got to get to livin' right now! so we've got to do this and we've got to do it furnished oh now we can't do it. we have to do it unfurnished and then we're gonna buy the most bargain bin everything which that only means everything is going to light on fire if we have to buy all the bargain shit, everything is just going to combust there's nothing we can do about it.

oh well... all right then. okay whatever. boink! let's do this let's try this. i have a new follower! yes! shut up. okay. boink! and boink. all right. here we go. ready for this? cheat for your... no!

i will not cheat! this is not a cheating family! we do not cheat in this family! we play fair! we will not cheat! no way! there's no cheating happening here! we're trying to live our lives here so we need to live our lives... no i don't want the tutorial. okay. we've got our whole assembly here man, that is a dark and dreary house in there one person has downloaded iplier

good to know! can i stop getting these notifications? that'd be great. can i? can i? oh jeez it's not going to stop. is there a way to turn off notifications? probably? game options? probably not. oh well. whatever. okay it's just gonna be there so don't worry about it.

it's cool, don't worry about it. okay. so now, oh shit. how are gonna do this?! okay so i have two options. i could make them all... i could make them all fight over one bed or i could make them all shitty beds and i can make them fight over one computer probably will make them all fight over one computer

so let's do the bed decision now i'll try to make a poll out of this poll! new. sleepo? sleepo question mark one bed all beds okay. this is gonna work.

bam. let me see. hang on there where is it? i'm not gonna cheat! there's no cheating, you cannot make me cheat! i'm not gonna cheat! it's impossible to cheat! not gonna happen. there's going to be no cheating here none whatsoever. so don't even try to do anything about it okay? good. the poll didn't work. (laughs)

why didn't the poll work?! what the frick is going on? this dumb this dumb... i did a command! this stupid... trying to command here and it's not working. whatever. so anyway. we're gonna get back into this but first off... oh my god there's so many notifications! (screams)

so that's not going anywhere. so we've just got to live with that now. there's nothing we can do about that but i think if i'm going by chat here it's one bed, and one bed only so let me see what the upstairs looks like i need to be in build mode. there is that? that's build mode. let's go up to the second floor

how do i? oh here. okay so that looks... yeah, okay. all right then. i think we can work with that so i need just items the luxur... we cannot spend a lot of money on this we need to save every dollar we have and i don't want people to get the option of even scooching up next to each other we definitely don't want that. what we want is the cheapest possible item

we cannot do anything if all of our money is being spent on all other avenues. we can't do that woah. woah! woah! not all of them. how about? comfort for a bed there we go. that's the beds. okay. there was an even cheaper one! the anti-goblin bed! a child's bed oh perfect. it's gonna be in the middle of the room

because it's the only thing in this room and everybody's gonna fight over it so that was $240 we only have $10,000 left so there's not much we can do but there's gonna be one of those. there's only going to be one toilet (laughs) there's only going to be one toilet all the way upstairs and you have to fight over it you douches

so plumbing. need one toilet. how cheap can we? can the toilet catch on fire? that's what i really want to know. okay. why does the toilet cost $250?! i don't have that kind of money! okay there's going to be one in there. can i sell the wallpaper? is that something i can do? can i sell all that? can i just? (gasps) i can sell it!

okay, so all the windows are gonna get sold because we need money. we need money. we're gonna have a balcony but no door to get through to it we're gonna have a balcony out there wish someone could go there, that'd be nice so we're gonna sell this window and sell this window

it's gonna be like a punishment chamber it's gonna be the darkest, dreariest bed in the darkest, dreariest room i'm gonna sell the wallpaper (laughs) oh man, i have no idea if that's going to be possible okay we got the windows though oh! one more window! gotta get rid of that! boink. dark night is going to be... the night is long and full of terrors

okay, so go downstairs what have we got? who needs this much light?! what is this room for?! nothing? is it an office or something? we don't need it. don't need it. don't need it. don't need it. nope. not this either. not this either. maybe i should unlock this room. it's behind a pay wall, literally you have to pay money to be able to go there

what is this room? is that a bathroom or a kitchen? i have no idea what this is. oh! that's the kitchen! aww, that's the kitchen okay. i get it. i get it. i get it. that's the other bathroom but we don't need that i'm going to convert that into a torture chamber who needs two bathrooms when you already have one? oh! this is going to be the one shower. that's it! oh god. they're so expensive

oh what is? (groans) why does it? why does it have discomfort relief? i don't know why. oh! they all do! okay so that's just normal so we're gonna get this uncomfortable post modern stall. how do i turn things again? nope that ain't it. why have i forgotten how to do this?

why don't i remember how to turn an item? someone in chat! tell me how to turn an item! because i've completely forgotten. anybody? anybody there? dab? if i dab, it will not turn the item! so you guys better tell me and tell me now! i don't want any latency excuses here. you guys tell me and you guys tell me now. right? right? oh! it's just right-click?!

oh come on! i clicked that! that's baloney. that's baloney. and the delay on this is too much. this is all malarkey. okay so we've got a dark one everyone will be able to look over i want one window. i just want one window out the shower because i want people to be able to be naked and then see how much better the life the neighbors are living again, don't read too much into the fact

that they're going to be naked and looking over there there's really nothing to say about that i just want that to be an option in case people you know, want to do that. i'm not saying people have to be naked and look at the neighbors i'm just saying that the option is there and that's the only way they're going to be able to see anything okay. no. who needs two doors?! what kind of luxury mansion do they think we live in?

two doors?! no! ugh! one door, thank you. we'll place it in the middle so no one has to argue none of these. nope. not having that. three doors?! three! who in their right... who needs three doors?! that's impossibly stupid. three doors is too much. okay, we've now have almost $12,000

thanks to my clever bargain save-d-ing skills. yes, bargain save-d-ing. so now we need to get the appliances this is what we need. we need a fridge. what should they get? crisponix budget dee-lux (groans) all right fine. we'll put it in the kitchen i guess one of those. we're gonna have one counter to work on

because i can't have all these stoves. the yumcooker yeah, i like the fact that it's turd brown but not a normal turd like an old one. so we need i believe countertops text search for counter ahh, here we go.

ah blandco! can i get a different color please? how about? yes, that's what i'm talking about! and then we don't need a dishwasher. we just need a sink on this bitch. plumbing sink what?! $125!

(groans) why is everything so expensive? i wouldn't pay $125 for a sink in real life all right fine. brown as well. okay that looks horrible which is exactly what i was going for you know honestly, i'm going to i'm gonna play the wild card here

i'm gonna make the shower in the kitchen because i don't want people to get too comfortable and think they have a room to themselves i think rooms separate people. we want to make sure people get built together and stay in one place because that's better. in fact, i'm gonna move the toilet too that just seems like, if we're going to be friends here how are we going to do anything else?

obviously. okay, then toilet right there. sounds good to me! now that we've got that in there now people can toilet chat so they can see people in the shower and people in the toilet. if you are in one or the other and everyone else in the kitchen can do whatever they want to do also we're gonna put the bed in the kitchen

because why have anything else anywhere else? i mean the bed in the kitchen makes perfect sense to me. in fact, i think that this is a pretty competent way to have a layout of the house. everything is going to be in the kitchen. everything is in one place. you can get it right when you need it and you don't need anything else. with that being said, i need (groans) a grill in the house would be a bad idea.

like a very bad idea. but what? let's just say for example what if you're on the toilet and you got a real hankering for some burgers like you just need them as you're getting them out of ya so i don't see why not. no one seems to be explaining why we don't need this so i'm just gonna assume that's a good idea

and move on from there it's a little a bit of luxury in everybody's life. you need something somewhere when you're cutting corners, you really gotta have a small moment to be able to live and appreciate the smaller things in life. and what if someone is going to sleep and they wake up and like "oh boy! 3 am! time for a krabby patty!" any way, okay so we've got that. we're all good to go.

is there anything else humans need besides this? i mean there's a lot of empty space but i think empty space is good because that's more for creativity and appreciating the finer things in life but i would assume people would probably need like one light? ooh, spritely well-lit ghost. but we don't want the happy one

okay, that's good. he's gonna be alone in this room over here. if anyone wants light, it's like that picture you saw the russian children living way up in the north where they don't get a lot of sun. if they want to get any light at all they have to clamor around the phosphorus enclose and absorb some of the natural radiation that occurs from the uranium within that's me doing them a favor.

and then, this lovely little ghost gets his own room right here. and that's, you know, that's nice. that's nice. i'm really nice. we dropped under $10,000. okay, so that's not good. what else do we need? storage? why does anybody need storage? what are you going to store? appliances? no.

electronics. oh we need a computer! how low can you go deskblock great. can i put it on the floor? no, i can't. okay, we need oh the slab... so we need... i need a table. table. or a desk, sorry. i need a desk.

desks. three! $300! no! there's no way! there's gotta be cheaper. there's no way. dining tables. i don't want that. that is really... that's the cheapest? that's the cheapest? oh there we go! a spooky table. there we go. can i put a computer?

i can probably put a computer on this right? right? can i? i don't want to have to resell it that would be terrible okay so this is gonna be inconveniently in the middle of the room let me put a computer on this (groans) no. okay fine then.

i just don't want to spend that much money. i don't want to spend that much money on a... oh man, i lost money there. that's horrible okay whatever. so we need an actual desk here even that's $200. (groans) $220. $220 is probably the best deal i can get.

i'm willing to bet you could probably put a computer on that like why wouldn't you? yes! there we go! right in the middle. don't need anywhere else. right in the middle. got it. center that. yeah that's good. okay then we need a chair. comfort. comfort? what does that mean? what's that word?

what's comfort? what is that? i don't understand what they're talking about here. kindermade chair for children. i like that. i like that. nope, we're not doing that. we're doing the kindermade. is there a different color here? more ugly, preferably? yeah. mustard yellow is good. okay, problem solved! we're good.

i don't think there's anything else a human needs. kids' stuff let's see, activities and skills honestly do we have time for this? we aren't going to do anything skill building here we're going to have to fend for ourselves. use a computer to learn any skills. i don't know. i don't know. no idea. so we probably need at least one skill thing

we might as well make it something good oh photo studio! they can sell their souls. a dj booth, the wub tub they have to pose naked for money. i like that as an option. and i think there's just enough space for this upstairs question mark oh! it's so close! it's like right there!

so close. oh man. all right fine then. so we've gotta put it down here which means i've got to move the desk the desk is going to be... in the ghost room put that in the corner there. boink. so that's there the only way they'll be able to make money is through being on camera i don't think that's an obtrusive place.

i think that makes proper use of the space and kind of closes everything off they're gonna love this. okay. i think we're good. we're good right? everybody's good? dark and gloomy enough? maybe just thinking about you guys being able to see everything maybe we should add some windows.

but not those expensive windows i sold for money. we need cheap, cheap but just here just in here where everyone's going to be. and everything else is good okay, we're good. okay, let's live it. let's live life a little bit. (screams) there's so many notifications! live mode. live mode.

everyone is going to be autonomous the only one i'm going to follow is the mark iplier can i turn up autonomy to 100%? is that a thing i can do? that's a thing, right? game play. autonomy. yeah, autonomy is full. we're good here. we're good here. we're good here okay that's good. ♫ we're good. we're good. ♫

go! be free! it's only been 38 minutes since the start of the... could you go? guys. guys. guys, come on. (chuckles) hi. hey we're all clones of each other hey, we're all us (laughs) that's horrifying. that's horrifying. you're still in your underwear.

you guys do your thing autonomy. dark iplier what are you doing to nã¼de iplier? who's going to win in a fight? is that good? is it bad? they seem to be getting along pretty well i mean all things considered, considering he's a jackass and he's evil. maybe he's just trying to emotionally manipulate him who's that over there?!

maybe someone should flirt with her. eliza pancakes, young adult. that counts right? i'm going to have... might as well no. invite in (laughs) are you trying to? you were coming to say hi anyway well, welcome to our house it's practically a dungeon.

we have no free will except for what we've been given and we're not happy with anything in life. all right, that's going to carry on over there. but i need to see how everyone (laughs) they're all chilling in the kitchen! yes! (laughs) yeah! they're cooking! they're making food for everybody! they're going to light everything on fire!

i don't even have a phone! i guess everyone has phones in this game but i don't have a fire extinguisher. why did you put the food on the ground? who put the food on the ground? wow. that worked out okay. i'm actually shocked. (laughs) that's so cute!

that's so cute, they're lined up pink to pink and purple to purp... oh, red to red. purple? i have no idea. aww, that's so cute. uh-oh. hot iplier it's hot iplier's turn to try to cook oh hello! hello eliza pancakes welcome to our weird kitchen

please don't judge us. please don't take a shower. that'd be super awkward. she's married! she's married! i don't see a...oh i see the ring on that finger. this is baloney. this is malarkey. i'm not okay with this. who's on here? is that me? i'm playing on the computer.

i've already got a head start on everybody else i'm doing a great job i'm doing a wonderful job. and also just because she's married doesn't mean you can't... isn't that a thing in sims? you can eventually build a relationship and then get them to divorce their husband? is that a thing? that was a thing in the old sims

i don't know if it's one now. and i'm not condoning anything to that behavior but, isn't that a thing you can do? i mean, i'll let the chips lay where they lie everyone seems to want to pile in the kitchen here. that's so weird. that's so weird. that's really weird. i'm going to have them... i wish the poll function was working because i have no idea how to get it to work

but i'll figure that out after the next lecture. so we all need jobs that's obvious. as a sim, you need jobs to be able to do what you need to do we're going to everybody play job roulette we're going to have people find a job and whatever the first job they get is the job they're going to take sound fun?

probably not. but let's try it. so everyone is going to go for a job everybody get a job, you lazy sacks of crap no more free loading. we're out of money. i want as much money as possible. detective oh wait, it doesn't randomly pick it. i forget that it gives you all the options. how should we do this?

i need to find out. i need a random way to do this. the only way that would be fair is if this was random and i want it to be random so there's 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13 14 different ways so i have a random number generator here ordinarily i'd ask you guys but the poll function is not working

but i've got a random number generator that i use for the popsicle challenge which was a lot of fun by the way i'm really glad you guys enjoyed that one super hard to edit. it was like two hours of footage. which is really funny stuff but hopefully hopefully how many were there? 14? yeah, 14. 14. ba-di-boom. nope, that ain't right.

ba-di-boom. okay. bam. 12. so 12 would... (gasps) i get to be a secret agent. i like that. i like that a lot. don't talk with eliza. come on, find a job you loser. find a job. you. yeah i know, we're all in line. wait for me to get off the computer

because i'm a greedy butt hole. am i just sitting there? i'm not even on. why am i just sitting there? get up! you're just not get up? you're not? you're just gonna hog it up? just lounge about and hog it? i mean i could step in here but like really this is probably a power play

oh gosh, we'll just catch with good iplier [kid iplier] while he tries very desperately to get to the god damn computer oh there he goes. i promise not to interfere much in these wonderful peoples' lives someone find a job what? why isn't he finding a job? go find a job you losers! go find a job! all right, go get a job.

you get a job. oh boy. yes, please. thank you. it's about time. okay. so now we are going to get another for dark iplier. dark iplier (gasps) number one. i'm not fooling by the way, it's one. so he's going to be a detective. i guess that's pretty fitting. he's going to be an evil detective.

so now, nã¼de iplier, find a damn job you stop sitting, get up. come here find a job! no, don't order anything. yes, there he goes. boink! five. he's going to be (squeals) an athlete! he's going to be a naked athlete! oh, that's cool!

oh, good. so now kid iplier, yes even you need a job. find a job you idiot. get a job. i'm not happy with you right now until you go find a job. find a... find a frickin' job. there we go. no! get off of there! you asshole!

nã¼de iplier is a dick! these assholes just all in one place. i would hate it. if i was in a room with a bunch of clones of myself, i would hate it every waking moment of that bullshit. okay, now go. find a jo... no! warfstache if you're not a reporter, i'm going to literally stab you in the dick.

oh fine. you're there so you're going to find a job. boink. eight. kid iplier is going to learn to cook. oh ain't that just adorable. all right, you're a cook. you're going to cook for everybody kid iplier. kid ipiler. you find a job.

get in there. no! hot ipiler! i can't rightly criticize you because you're just so damn hot but at the same time could you maybe stop that and then find a god damn job. no! don't talk! there we go. okay. seven. so he's going to be (gasps)

he's going to be a criminal. hot iplier, i knew he was too hot! i knew he was too hot! there had to be something wrong with him. get the frick up dark iplier does he have a job? yeah, he has a job. wrong iplier. go find a job you crazy, crazy person.

tell story to self okay. me! stop being a... stop being a dick. why is everybody in here also? okay, wrong iplier can you go get a job now? find your way through the crowds, finally. yes. no. yes. there. what? how did you find a job? you weren't even at the computer!

no i mean seriously! he wasn't at the computer! wait, was i looking at the wrong one? i don't think so 10. okay, so if this was... this is 14. 13, 12, 11, 10. okay. (claps) he's an entertainer. oh, select a career for wrong.

that's so sweet. that's so sweet of you. that's so nice. i don't know how you did it. considering... i don't even know where you are. oh no! he's sitting down. that is him. okay, never mind. i'm so confused here. to recap, i am an agency clerk. i'm going to be a secret agent.

nã¼de iplier is a waterperson for a sport's career. kid iplier is an assistant dishwasher for a culinary career. wrong implier is an amteur entertainer. warf doesn't have a job! god damn it! join a career! join a career? what does that mean? oh you can find a job on your phone! i didn't know that! why didn't i know that? i should've known that. 14.

oh a writer! a writer for a journalist! it's perfect! he's a writer. he's a writer! he's a dang ol' writer! that's good. so now that we've got him as a writer, now everybody has a job and everyone will be able to earn their keep. we're going to move forward in time

until people start to go into their jobs. oh, kid iplier decided to... oh well, all right then. way to assert your dominance there oh dark iplier! (laughs) for the steal oh good job sir. all right then, so dark iplier is sleeping soundly and everybody's just meandering about i'm pretty sure they're going to start passing out

very soon. where's the needs panel? where's the needs panel? is there a needs thing? where's the needs? what is this? don't own any businesses. how am i going to own a business? i'm not... i don't have enough money for that! oh (laughs) he fell asleep in the chair. oh poor warfie!

oh warf-o oh little warf guy i guess everyone else is going to pass out on the ground i don't think they have a choice or anything like that. oh, what is that? how long has that been there? could i have been able to do that away with? so we need... where in the heck-y heck?

oh there we go! there's the needs. i don't care about their needs. why am i even concerned about that? also why is everybody still piled in this room? it doesn't make any sense. oh jeez i'm going to drink some water. excuse me. don't mind me. okay. so how are you guys doing?

while we are waiting for dawn to appear. please write in chat as fast as you can how you're doing and everything you need to do what did he do? oh! everyone is going to become embarrassed! either you're all going to become embarrassed, or you're going to very quickly become very, very comfortable with each other. what is this? oh, he's tired.

aw, poor guy. well, i don't care. earn some money. i don't care if your performance is terrible. no, you cannot improve any of your skills. no, no, no. you guys deal with the cards you have been dealt and then live with that. sound good? okay cool. so anyway, i'm going to let this go on for a little bit

and then i'm going to take a little bit of a pause here just to say thank you everybody for oh never mind! hang on! something just popped up! never mind! uh, send alone. wait... world of crime... dark to take a big bite out of it... care to join them? or should they go to work alone? send them alone!

send them alone? i have no idea what that meant. i have no idea what in the world that was. but either way. okay. so now that that's done. let's take a little bit of a breather here because one my voice hurts but we're going to get right back to the sims action very soon i just have to fiddle with some settings

some behind the scenes stuff you guys don't need to know about. i found it! okay. i found it! i found it! perfect. okay, so now i just need to... oh boy. oh no. oh no. oh no. oh no. oh jeez. hang on. i know you're... hang on.

just hang on everybody. hold your horses. something amazing is happening. oh good god (laughs) oh jeez (laughs) give me a second. everybody writing in chat how much you love sims. i don't know. i have no idea. ah, jeez. there's so many!

there's so many! go away! oh god! what i did was i finally found the setting to delete the... turn off the notificiations but the only problem is there's so many notifications right now! screw it, i'm going back to it. all right, fine. there's so many notifications right now! that i can't get rid of them i have no idea how to fix this problem because it's been going on for a long time.

and then also i think hot iplier passed out he's having a good ol' time. i'm pretty sure he was on the toilet taking care of one need and then immediately was too tired and then caved down for his other need that he needed to take care of. that's the sad tale of hot iplier and the sad tale of whatever the hell is going on here back to life, we've got three people at work i believe and they better be making a lot of money

is that eliza?! oh, and also hot iplier is back up oh he needs to finish! he was mid shit and he had to get up and pass out! i've never been at that point in my life where that was an urgent need of mine but you know, it is what it is you can't do much about it. it is what it is and there's not much you can do about it.

back into the good stuff oh is he tired? they're all tired. why are you flirty? who are you? bob pancake? oh no! it's the husband! oh no! we weren't flirting with your wife! oh i'm sorry bob pancakes oh no wait, that's your wife right there. oh you've just come over to say hi.

that's good enough. hello! hi! oh it's my boring! it's the boring lady, sara smith was her name, the most boring lady in existence hello! hi! how are you? how you doing sara? living your boring life? doing your boring things? in your boring existence? good job. i don't know what you're doing.

she's just twitching spastically. i completely forget what her personality was. are people back from work now? keep going, go faster! do more things. do it better. maybe i have no idea. oh shit nevermind.

there's no point in that. what we're going to do now is i'm going to try to get the original mark iplier and family that i had to come over i don't remember how to do that but i think... i think there's a way who's jasmine holiday? oh this! i don't know them.

that's a conundrum. and they're not exactly social butterflies and i'm pretty sure wade is currently in space i'm pretty sure that's where i left them off at so he ain't coming back. everyone else is probably long dead from neglect so... what we need to do is find a way to explore but i'm at work. can i go visit him at work?

that's a thing you can do right? isn't it? if you go out to the neighborhood view can you do that? i don't think you can do that. what is welcome wagon? i have no idea what that is. oh no! he did it again! oh poor hot iplier!

just take a turn in the bed i feel so bad now oh and everybody left. okay, bye! bye neighbors! bye! have a good day! see you around! so long!

okay bye. (phone rings) who's calling? congrats on landing that sweet job! i think this is going to be great for you! why are you messaging wrong implier? i have no idea what kind of an impression that guy left on you but he couldn't have been that good. aww, they're all just so desperate for sleep.

maybe i should make more beds maybe if i was a kind, benevolent person i could actually give them more beds, but i don't think i am a kind, benevolent person. in fact, i'm pretty sure i'm a horrible, horrifying person that only wishes death upon these people. but then again that could be wrong as well oh, travel! oh that takes a while to load.

and there's the music back. that was another thing that was missing. the music. whenever you're in live mode, there's like no music. i think i need to get a stereo system. (gasps) we can travel over there woah! what the heck? what! why are... (grunts) why? why are they?

(laughs) why are they day of the dead themed? okay, we're going to go. everybody. oh no! only some of them aren't home but everybody okay, even eliza for some reason. (laughs) is going to be a victim to our adventures i wonder, you think that space ship is still there? i think it's still there. if that spaceship is still there, then i can send some of them into space and then hopefully try to burn their house down

okay so, oh yeah! the gnomes! oh my weak attempts to flirt with people. it's so many memories. oh these god damn gnomes. so we're going to say hi we're going to knock on this door hello! hi lauren! goodbye lauren.

i guess for some reason wrong implier is the leader here oh i'm jammin' out! oh yeah, i forgot about the bed! i forgot the only bed that just had statues around it for added nightmare effect oh that's so good (laughs) oh man, i totally forgot about all of this hello other mark iplier! here come the mark ipliers!

i bet you're disturbed that you suddenly have two more dancing behind you goodness gracious we're going to crash at your place bob! what is that?! i don't remember that! i don't remember that at all! oh my god, look.

it was me playing sims, oh no it's still me playing sims never mind then. have a good time everybody in this horrible place. whatever the hell you're doing i have no idea. oh that's great. that's great. that's wonderful that warms the cackles of my heart. that's fantastic. and yeah, if you guys were wondering about this bed

and why these are over here i originally had it so that when they sleep, i would move these in place, but i don't think that worked i can't quite remember. why is there... oh that was wade's room! i forgot! i forgot wade has his own room but it was just and extension to the bathroom!

i'm a genius! i used to be such a design genius back in the day. that's amazing. look at wade's computer. i forgot how much of a dick i was. oh jeez, oh god, that's amazing. i love that. what in the heck is this? oh it's a cupcake machine. that's right. i remember, back when i had money. but we don't have money!

and we're not going... woah! what was that? did you guys see something fly across the screen? oh it was a bird. it was a bird? bat? no idea. that's besides the point, don't worry about that. now, what we need to do we need to find a way to make money legitimately because what we don't have is monies. oh, brew herbal remedy what?!

i don't... sadness alleviation lotion! on a grill?! okay, you're going to grill sausage and peppers. you go for that wrong iplier. uh-oh. well kid iplier just passed out. so hopefully, this is going to burn the whole house down because if we can burn their house down, oh someone just came home from work! good okay. but if we can burn their house down,

maybe somehow we can get them to move into our house and then just combine all the households and get all their money. because we've got to do it legitimately! legitimately means using the cheats and exploits that i used in the past to hopefully my advantage i don't know if that's going to be exactly the case here oh that didn't work. oh and he passed out.

grill. hot dogs. you're going to keep grilling shit until the whole place burns down. either that or i'm going to send you into space which was... oh jeez, go to space! go to space! stop cooking and go to space! could you go to space? there we go. okay, go to space.

(rocket ignites) goodbye! goodbye forever. goodbye forever. what? a text? i got the scoop that some crazy party is happening at the bluffs right now! wanna check it out? i'm in space! let's go for it. everybody along, even the original mark iplier we're going for it! to a dance party!

because that's a thing that happens. i guess. i mean, cool. sure i don't know why wrong iplier wrong iplier is currently in the lead for the best iplier and i don't understand why or how that happened because he's wrong, in every way, he's absolutely wrong but maybe somehow perhaps i got it right. where are the heck are we now? oh! why do you look like older version of me? is this mark iplier from the future?!

oh my gosh, that's amazing. who are you? wait clubs? oh candy bear who the hell is candy bear? and who the hell are you? kiley avalos. okay. this is odd. where did crazy go? oh he took a nap on the stone! what are you eating?!

are you eating wild berries? oh no, some how you have food. zoe patel? oh all right. how about you wake up and say hi to zoe with a funny introduction wrong-o you're uncomfortable and about to fall asleep so how about you go over there and introduce yourself.

(grunts) hey, it's me. look at my red hair. (sim says gibberish) free-nak free-nak can i get a free-nak how about you scare her? because there's nothing girls like more when you first meet them than a good ol' scare really get the heart racing that worked! how did that work?!

uh, impersonate celebrity. uh-oh. nothing girls like more than going face down and ass up at the third interaction that you ever have oh and a text! hey, i heard you became friends with kid iplier! he's pretty cool. thank you. i'm asleep and my butt just gained relationship did you see that guys? my butt leveled up! what a wonderous butt! oh how happy i am for my butt.

oh there we are. we're back on top of things. how 'bout you keep flirting with her. with a nice complain about problems, nah give fake bad news why would you do that? hey back off everybody! back off! i'm on this. jeez, she's crying. (chuckles)

she's such a whiner he's such a little whiner oh that's amazing. i love that. okay, now that his butt has leveled up, and everything is going great and whatever else the hell is going on. are you talking to this lady? i mean i'm not an expert at body language

but i'm pretty sure that shows you're not interested oh, he fell asleep. who the hell are you? are you the dj? no, you're not the dj. where the dj... hello! who are you? oh dj is back apparently. you're a different dj! i don't think that's very good. wait, you're different too!

where the hell did you come from? you know what, i'm going to get back to me we're going to step in here because we need a nice, funny introduction. let's do something here. (forced laughter) reveal brilliant invention! this is me! yeah, it's cool! it's called a tazer. very useful.

goof around. that seems like me. i'm sure that worked. oh my god, it worked? how about suggest fun activities? hell yeah okay, i'm tired of this. moving on. oh, you have no fun activities. oh no! oh no. let's get out of this dance party because this isn't going anywhere.

i don't think we're going to make any new aquai... (laughs) dark is just dancing on his own (grunts) if i dance on my own, i could be alone with my emotions. oh, nice! nice dark. get it dark get it dark. oh, he was getting it aww, but he was getting it dark! dark! (laughs) i like how these two girls are facing away,

and then dark's over here like hey ladies, how you doin' and they're like oh my god can he just emo ass out of here holy shit. okay, we're out of here everybody we're done. we're ending early. alright fine, we'll let the social event carry on, shall we? everybody's falling asleep! oh that's so adorable. even the regular mark iplier is tired.

oh, that's so nice. oh that's so sweet. with wrong iplier aww, even me! even i'm asleep. and then when dark iplier passes out, hopefully we're going to be good. oh, i'm in a good mood. why am i? i don't know. why am i in a good mood? i have no idea. all right, we're done. we're out of here.

we're out of here. we're done. are we done? i think we're literally done. i think it just ended. how do we go home? travel. let's go home. is that a graveyard? was that a graveyard? i have no idea if... wait! this isn't where we're supposed to be! oh, we're in a different place. we can go all over the world. i had no idea about that.

now, bam, we're going back home. so everybody pile in. we're going. we can bring wade over? we can bring zoe over? and lauren? and all these people?! all right, party at my house! wade's coming over. everybody watch out. i wonder if wrong and wade are going to get along very well

oh man, that's awesome. was wade at that party? i didn't even see wade at the party? i would've spotted him. he kind of stands out. maybe he wasn't wearing his hotdog suit but that's another story. okay, so now, we're all here apparently. having a great time after the party. now, kid iplier. oh no! don't walk into hot iplier hot iplier are you going to...? just staring at him

are you ever going to get off that toilet? i'm pretty sure 90% of the time hot iplier is on the toilet. i don't know why that is. oh welcome everybody! welcome, welcome, welcome. welcome one and all. have a wonderful time. just the best time. boom! everybody's home and everybody's having a great time. oh of course he goes to talk to the normal me.

wade, stop. wade, stop. wade, why me? why couldn't you talk to literally anybody... who is taking a shower?! who's so stinky in bed? it's wrong iplier who's stinking up the place in bed and everybody's just watching dark. dark has no shame. that i can appreciate. dark might be winning in the mark iplier contest right now.

who did that?! why is kid the only responsible one around here? okay then, bizarre. oh finally, hot iplier got in here hi. oh i didn't even need to do anything! he's just working his magic. all right fine then. you all have your good ol' time and i'm going to be off somewhere else. how you guys doing?

doing good? i want the poll function to work. there's one other thing i'm going to do at the end of this this live stream by the way. it's a super special secret bonus for all of you to stick around for the end someone, i'm not going to name names on who, but someone managed to nab early access to a certain game that's going to be released tomorrow so, you might want to stick around for the special surprise.

who knows when it's going to appear? so, if you guys are eager about that, i will let you know. yeah, have no shame. go for it. (screams) what the hell was that? everybody theorize what that may or may not be that secret thing i'm talking about so, hot iplier... who is least tired? you're fine. so wrong iplier, you're going to take group photo of adults? take photo of... oh!

go alone. why are you day of the dead?! that makes no sense! why are you day of the dead?! take photos of wade. i think you and wade are going to get along very well. oh dark is in his uniform. aww, that's so nice. that's so sweet. where is wade? where the heck is wade? hello? oh fine, go to work!

hot iplier, take photo of how do you know these people?! where are these people? madeliene damico. madeliene damico would've been a more appropriate one this is where you're going to fall madly in love by the way. if they ever appear. does he just like assume this is going to happen? or does it actually just happen?

hello? i have no idea who jasmine holiday is. okay anyway. i have no idea. at last! wrong has found a real gig! well okay it's amateur night and pretty much... oh! invite friends! invite everybody! invite everybody! wrong is going to do a show! oh good! oh good!

oh cool! i don't know how that's going to go but hopefully it's somewhere nice. i don't know when it's going to be or when it's going to happen but hopefully it will be good. is it ever going to happen or are we going to waiting around oh! it's not happening now? is it happening later? oh, that's so stupid. i want it to happen now.

we've kind of tapped the potential of what's going on here this is like an ages long saga for everybody to enjoy as time goes on throughout the entire existence that we're here we're going to let things ride a little bit. i'm going to turn to you guys so if you have any questions for me to answer before we go to the super special secret surprise that nobody knows about but everybody's guessing about

let me know. and then we'll get to it in about 15 minutes. we'll do the play whatever i don't know what i've got umm, i... i don't know. hang on, i've got to answer another question. get the trash. i mean what's wrong with everything piling up in my place for trash? not so bad.

dab. shoosh. yeah, dab is not a question. is dab a question? i have no idea. bed behind the stairs. how would i put the bed behind the stairs? that's not going to work. will you be at vid con australia? i got an invite for it. i don't know if i'm going to go because australia's like really far away and a trip like that takes a long time.

but i would like to go to australia someday and that'd be super cool so maybe, maybe. maybe, maybe. there's also an australia... err uhh, there's also a vidcon going on in like amsterdam i believe where the other vid con might be which would be crazy because i've never been to amsterdam but all i know about it is that it's pretty nuts. dab.

is this a dab? is that dabbing right there? is that what you would call a dab? is that a sweet, dank dab? play kerbal space program. i don't know. i've done a lot of live streams where i play kerbal space program and it's a perfectly fun game i've never felt like i've gotten good at it like i've never felt like i fully understand everything because i know there's mathematics you can do

for like the delta v and understanding weight to fuel ratio but it just feels like i'm always i'm always second best in that one and there's so many people that are good and be good take like hours and days of practicing and learning and i just don't feel like putting in the effort. there's so many other things that i could do but maybe. maybe, maybe. do the shoosh. i'm shooshin' up a storm!

i'm shooshing as hard as i can! i can't exactly shoosh anymore! yes go to australia. i don't know. go to porn. why would i do that live on camera right now? why would i do that? why do you want that? the toilet fix. oh! the toilet's broken! oh that's why everybody's having horrible problems! oh man, dark is not... dark looks good in a uniform by the way.

dark looks pretty dang good. i'm not going to lie. dark's doing well... oop, okay. i can't believe no one's lit this place on fire yet. can you cook? can you cook? no he's actually got cooking skills. so can we get dark in here? can we serve franks and beans just to hopefully get this whole place burning down to the ground because i can't believe the things going on

did he just leave that on the stove? what? i have no idea what's going on here. become angry. i have no idea why nothing's lit on fire yet but it just has so crazy party going on at the chalet. eh, why not. everybody go along. why is eliza still here?

why is eliza constantly hanging out with us? play gears of war 4. i've never really played any of the gears of war. i mean i've dabbled in gears of war but i was never really big on it we're going to this party and the last thing we do and then we're going to move on we're going to move on. move on to something very, very special.

you're going to love it. you're gonna like it a lot. woah! oh that's cooll! oh we really have to go to the bathroom. quick! rush in and take off the bets. oh man, take everything. good god look at this place! holy shit! this place is amazing. wow, okay then. i kind of wanted to do something like that but maybe here you can actually meet some people.

that'd be nice. crunchyroll? what does crunchyroll have to do with anything? i think people are just shouting things out mass of people here's my question. are there more videos to do with mass of people because honestly that can't be the only thing it's related to. that's obviously a serious thing. but i have no idea what it is

and i'm afraid to look it up because if there is more, i kind of want to film my reaction to there being more because holy shit. that was amazing what i saw, but i don't know if that's like the only thing in the entirety of it so maybe there's more but you guys got to let me know if there is. wow, this is the worse party i've ever seen in my life.

okay, we're done here. so now that we're done, i need you guys to help me out and vote on which mark iplier was the best mark iplier because i have no idea. warfstache kind of went on... where's warfstache? why is he in the very back of the maze? warfie, are you okay? you are literally as far away from the party you could possibly be but you know okay. all righty then

they're all back at the party. nã¼de iplier's in the middle. why? why are you there? oh my god, you look like the saddest shabble of a person in existence oh that's horrifying. we've got some good people here apparently. i don't know why he's embarrassed. he peed himself. that's why he's embarrassed.

lovelorn. so that's good i guess. we're done here. so who was the best mark iplier here? i've got hot iplier, dark iplier, warf iplier. so what i'm going to do since the poll function isn't there, i'm going to tweet out a poll i'm going to tweet out a poll, we're going to have seven... aww! you can only do four! (groans) i want a straw poll.

why is the poll function not working? maybe if i get nightbot to join and rejoin because i really want this to work join. we're going to kick 'em, add 'em so he should be added. he should be there. i'm going to try do something here will that work? did that work? ah, it worked! so now, poll. new.

which mark is best mark? let's see mark, nã¼de, kid, wrong, warf, hot, and dark. so that should be all of them and that should work so hopefully did it not work?! oh bitch! i am pissed! i'm going to make my own straw poll because that did not work. maybe i'm not doing it right.

maybe i'm not doing a command right. which is entirely possible and i would be totally understanding if that was actually... i need to make sure i got that... no, i did it right. i did it right, this is bull. this is bull. we're just going to make a straw poll. (hums) so i need more

who is best mark? mark, nã¼de, kid, wrong, warf, hot, dark. create poll, bam. poll made. i'm going to try to type this in chat. ♫ i don't know if that's gonna work ♫ can anybody see this? oh! chat's so fast! we can't stop it! just going to spam it yeah! okay we've got it!

people are actually seeing it! that's good, i don't know if anybody's seeing it... oh boy. it's there, it's in there. it's in there, it's in there. it's in there. it's somewhere in there. currently, dark is in the lead. wrong is kind of pulling ahead! oh! wrong is getting a lot more votes! i'm going to also put this on twitter.

just for everybody else to join in on the straw poll here, but then again people on twitter might not have any idea what we're talking about here it's like dark is in the lead but then it's neck and neck between original mark and wrong mark i would be very remissive if wrong was better than me as me me, but who knows honestly. what me me me

yeah, i know you guys don't see it i put it on twitter so hopefully it's somewhere in there i have no idea. straw poll, it's a straw poll! we've got a straw poll! it's somewhere in there, i hope you guys saw that. hopefully that worked out pretty nicely. man, i don't know why you guys picked dark, all he did was look good in a uniform

and then have no shame showering in front of everybody which in all honestly perfectly fine considering he beat out nã¼de by far because he was much more nude. he beat out warf. warf wasn't doing anything. you know when he's not murdering people i don't find him as attractive as hot iplier was but i guess that's understandable whatever you say everybody

yeah, it looks like dark iplier was voted the best but i think you all have bias. you should've left your bias at the door! i'm talking about just in this specific instance. in this specific instance. oh, then he did look good in a uniform that is true. that's true. he did power plays. okay! i see what you're talking about! he did power plays, he went straight for the bed

right off the bat which was like a power move and i applaud that. and he didn't have no qualms about being on the toilet or in the shower in front of everybody else and as far as i know, he's the only one who reliably went to his job. yeah, i've got to give it to dark. i've got to give it to dark, he kind of did... he kind of did more than everybody else

in terms of this whole endeavor here all right, i can give it to him. i can give it to him. all right, that's good. that's fine. that's fine, okay we're good. we're good. now, i've got a special surprise for everbody out there i've got a very, very special surprise thankfully, only you guys who were sticking around

through the whole, entire live stream here will get to see it because (whispers) we're gonna keep this nice and secret from everybody else because hopefully, no one else is going to be sneaking in and seeing this so it's just for your eyes only and then we're going to figure it out hang on, let me get it set up here. i gotta get... i gotta get... hang on. so, just shh! shh! shh!

just shh! keep this a secret, don't tell anybody about this. (sings) okay, close out of that. let me find it. ahh, there it is. you guys got this? you guys ready for this? shh! keep it a secret. we need... why can't it?! (screams) it's not working!

hang on one second, it's not working. got a few bugs to work out. all right, hold on. hold on hold your horses, everything is good. everything's fine, don't worry about it. got it. got it. got it. hang on there we go! (suspenseful, dark music)