- [screaming] damn bloody--[speaking swedish] i'm not having this! how's it going, bros? pewdiepie. you're about to watch meget the absolute shit scared out of me. [yelling] this show takes what ialready do--
getting scared of horror games-- but taking it to the next level, a really fucked up level. [screaming] so if you love watching me get scared shitless... fuck this! fuck this!fuck this! you're gonna love"scare pewdiepie." - oh, mr. pewdiepie? hey!- hey!
should i go around?- no. come on.come over the top. stop goofing around. - why do we do this every time? - don't grab on to that. that's what broke last time. all right! - all right. it's pewdiepie.
- tonight, we're gonna goto a doctor who wants to discuss the resultsof your medical test we did the first day. - they're gonna talk aboutmy results? - yeah. yeah, so there's someone whois new to our crew tonight. jeff, this is felix.felix, this is jeff. - felix. - whoa, what the fuck?oh, my god.
- let me go!let me-- i'll find you! i'll find you, felix! in case something comes down,they just asked me to have extra people. - sounds good, 'cause i don'ttrust those doctors anyways. - all right.let's go. - okay. - so you've had a couplegreat game day plays, right?
- yeah, last one was awesome. - excuse me.are you pewdiepie? - yeah, yeah.i'm pewdiepie. - jeff--- i'm sorry. i'm packing tonight. i just wanted you to knowyou're covered. - what does packing mean? - oh, you have a weapon? - what did he say?
- he has a weapon,a gun? - yeah, oh, fine. - so what are we doing today? well, meeting doctorsat 9:00. that's not weird at all. - kay, why don't you put that on. - god damn it. great. great, guys.great hospital, guys. my favorite so far.
why is it so freaking hot? - i just want you tostart concentrating, 'cause i feel like-- - what is that? - you just need to useyour senses. - what is that?- keep walking. - [shrieks]- damon, fuck. why do you have to do that? - good-bye for now.- mm-hmm.
- for now.- good luck. - thank you. [girl laughing] - [yelling] it's time to do it. take it off. good to go. i can do this. [shrieking] hello?
oh, shit.[chuckles] oh, fuck me. okay. how's it going over here? - bananas, bananas, bananas... - where's sean? [screaming] - fuck! [scattered chattering]
okay!jesus christ! what the fuck? what the fuck?what was that? [screaming, laughing] - what are you doingoutside of your room? - what? me? - you're agitatingall of the patients. both: no, no, no, no, no. - let's go to your room.
it will be much safer. - okay, okay, okay. - now just go upto your room. it's after curfew. it's the time for you to relax.- no? - this is what theyalways say. just come and sit.sit and relax. just take a load offand relax your feet. sit down.
and we want to make surethat nothing happens to you. everything will be completely-- - no, no, no! - just a--you need to bein seclusion room. - are you fucking kidding me? - not kidding you. we have had thisdiscussion before. felix, i'm sorry.we must keep you safe. there's nothing to worry about.
don't struggle.it will be less comfortable. remember, no one is releaseduntil their paperwork is signed by dr. yates. i would kill to knowwhere your papers are. - fuck this. - it's curfew!into your rooms, my lovelies. let's go. - this is fucking bullshit. aw, come on.
oh, no, hey, how's it going? how you doing? - sean! s-e-a-n.- okay. - not s-w-a-n. s-e-a-n.got it? - [stutters] thank you. - look what i got.look what i got.
look what i got.look what i got. - would you mind? - no, no, no, no,i would not mind. - okay.- psyche! [cackles] - you got me.- yes, i got you. look at that, though.there you go. - oh, cool. - s-e-a-n!
- sean, okay. - i'm his favorite. [yelps] - well, s-e-a-n. thank you very much. oh, for fuck's sake. which one is it? come on. guys.
okay, none of these fit. ha, ha, really funny. thanks a lot, sean. they're way too big. fuck this. oh, shit. [chuckles] come on! how the--
oh, great, oops. there you go. genius strikes again. not a problem. cool. put this right back. [groans]okay. okay.good, great. gonna go home,get a hot chocolate.
what the-- - oh, hey. - what? - hey, pewds. - what is-- - come on, buddy. take a seat. - mr. chair!- yeah! - will you help me out of here? - yep, but first, we need to get your paperwork.
hop on in, and i'll take you to where you need to go. - okay, great.this is amazing. take me to the exit. - come on, buddy. - okay.i don't think-- no. mr. chair,what are you doing? oh, shit.what the fuck are you doing? - come on, come on, come on.- mr. chair, stop!
[chuckles]calm down. - all right, pewds, i got to get you through this hall of crazies. then we're gonna go to the chapel. - we're gonna go to the chapel. great, can't wait. [nervous laughing] [whispering, cackling] yes.
oh. okay, okay! what the fuck is thisdoing here? - all right, buddy, hop on out, head on into the chapel. - [chuckles] okay. thank you, mr. chair.you're so nice. will you come back? - i'll be waiting for you.
- okay.just wait there. what do we got? flicking lights, check. this is my favorite chapelof all time. - [yells]- [speaking swedish] - look around. and i'm supposedto be crazy. you're gonna need those! - oh...
- you're gonna need those when the lights go off. - oh, fuck. fucking hell. ugh. oh, dude. oh, come on. thanks for keeping it warm,guys. i can see with this.
this is great. [shrieking, cackling] [whispering] - can i sit down? - yeah, take a seat. - okay.yes. oh, oh, oh, shit. - i'm gonna take you somewhere real fun. - oh, come on.
where are we going? - where are we going? - [distorted low voice] somewhere real fun... - [yelling]okay, okay. ahh! ahh! [high-pitched cackling] that's just great. oh, fuck you. okay!
let's just go. let's just go.let's just go. keep going. what the fuck are you? hey, how are you doing? - bananas, bananas, bananas, bananas, bananas... [distorted voices] i'm ready to go home now. - when i ask questions, i need answers. - oh, shit, sean.- i don't want to hurt you.
i just want to know very simplywhere can i find the files? - [yelling] - um, is this a bad time? - tell me where they are! i hate asking multiple times. so one last time, where will ifind felix's file? - dr. yates's office. - that's all i needed to know. - please, doc.
- i know now you'revery tired. i'm going to give you justa gentle-- - [screaming] - whoops, that was dr. schwartz. we need to go to dr. yates' office and get your paperwork. - oh, jesus christ. go, mr. chair.go faster. - where is it?- right there.
it's right there. i mean, right over there,right over there. it's over--it's over there! yes? okay, great. - i think we're here. - oh, great, thank you. - hop on out and go into the office. - kay, just fucking great. what the fuck is this?
what? - attention, all medical staff. dr. yates will be in the testing lab for the next few hours. if you need dr. yates for any reason, please stop by the testing lab. again, that's--test-- [static] dr. yates--for testing-- - what?okay, great.
[phone ringing] - [static] hello? - hello? - if you're looking for the files, proceed to find them in the cabinets. crank them to open. crank... okay, i got this. easy, there we go, files.
files for days. protein shakes, my favorite. um... oh, it's a code. i'm gonna put sean. it must be. i can't get it open. am i an idiot? yes, i am an idiot.
oh!okay! yes! i did it all by myself! i don't know how these work. okay, all right. it was a rough start,but we can do this now. okay, what is this? okay, yes. "does this patient havenew psychiatric condition?"
"and a history of mentalillness, felix kjellberg. yes." if a patient wants to fill out their full release paperwork, they must get a signature from the practicing physician. - [chuckles] what?okay. - you'll find dr. yates in the lab. - don't want to--don'twant to do that. "has the patient been medicallycleared in the emergency department?"
i don't want to signature this. this is bullshit. here we go again. just great. fantastic. where is it? [yelling] oh! fuck. [scattered chattering, cackling]
no, i--they're over there. they're over there. okay, great. i did it. excuse me? are you okay? oh, fuck. okay, i just came-- - what are you doing here?- i'm not doing anything.
- what are you doing here? what are you doing here?i said answer me! - i came for a signature. - "release paperwork forpatient felix kjellberg"? is this your release paperwork? - mm-hmm. - this way to dr. yates. [cackling] oh, what the shit?
i'm--all right. jesus christ. oh, chair! shit! shit!okay! fuck this! where the fuck do i go? oh, shit! okay, i'm gonna go here. okay, exit, exit.
fuck this place! where the fuck is the exit? where does it end? no! no! i got him! you're safe.you're safe. go back.go back. what's going on?what happened? - i never ran so muchin my life.
- what's your opinionof american hospitals? - you know, i can tell youdon't have health insurance and stuff going on here. it's a little bit moresketchy here. hello. - hey.- hey, how you doing? - good, good, good. - hey.- how's it going? - so i brought the paperwork outfor you to sign
so we can get started on yourrestraining order with nikki. - tell them how much-- no, we love each other. this will not be the end! you can't stop real love. - have you had any otherincidents since we last spoke? - sorry, sir, i would like tobe--i mean, i'm kind of his security detail,so i'd like to sort of--
- so you want me to talk to you,and you talk to him? - i think that's the best thing. - that's fine, but i normallyneed to talk to him because he's the person that'sgonna sign his name on the dotted line. - this is officer to officer. - well, i don't want to bedisrespectful, but officer and securityare two different things. - so we're both security.
- no, i haven't had anyincident with nikki or anything. - did you ever see packages?do you understand, packages-- - well, it's from fans. - he did receive packages,but not from nikki. - well, okay. this is for usto get the temporary restraining order going,and then i'm gonna need your signatureright down here at the bottom x. - is there a box that you cancheck all packages?
- what is he talking about? - he's your security guy.you tell me. okay, so i just need youto sign right here. - and then i'll fillthis information in. - uh, right here? - yeah, right thereon the x. - is that it?is that it? - that's it.we're good. - thank you, officer.- appreciate that.
- thank you so much.- keep an eye out. - thank you.okay. thank you so much. - how's it going?felix. - i generally do overnightthings, donut shops or late-nightriding. hey, it's a one-way street,guys. it's a one-way street. could you guys--
- it's not a one-way street. - people think security guards are not prepared, and i am fully prepared. - okay, good. just wrapped up another day. crazy as always,but i did it. and i'll see youin the next one. brofist. - you don't trust me.
i know you don'ttrust me. you probably haven't beengetting a lot of sleep. so we got you-- - a pillow? okay.[chuckles] this is my favorite pillow.