"whether it is uncle or aunt,whether it is uncle or aunt." "whoever it may be." "ramji has a spice for everyone." "key to every lock." "lock to every key." "his servings are suitedas per hunger." very good. "he's associatedwith a family of cooks." "for generations together.."
"..the art of cookery runsin their blood." "though he's a toad in a well,he's the king of the well." "the whole well praises him." "he has spent many a yearsgrilling himself.." "..in mastering theart of grilling." "he had the responsibilityof marrying off his sister." "day and night this thoughtis on his mind." hey, little one. isn't he good? "he has this art in him."
you like him, don't you? "he went for a spin in just a turn." "he has this art in him. "he casts the spelland fills every moment with love." "what's use is good foodif it can't lift your spirits?" here you are, ramji. here, take this.- no keep it. and go.- thank you very much. "key to every lock.lock to every key."
"his servings are suited to hunger." "ramji has..ramji has.." 'in those days gopal narayantiwari was well renowned.' 'he was a very well known cook.' 'god has his ways.he died in a kitchen too.' 'at jhullan's wedding,in a pot of green pea gravy.' 'he breathed his lastclutching his chest.' 'at that time ramji was12 years old..' '..and parvati, his younger sisterwas just seven years old.'
'that day, ramji threwhis text books and note books.. ..and stepped intohis father's shoes.' 'he has turned out to bea better chef than his father.' 'and he has just one dream.. ..to organise a lavishwedding for parvati.' 'he hasn't ever spenda penny on himself.' 'he saved everythingfor parvati's wedding.' 'and today thatday has finally arrived.' 'the wedding is so grand that theentire village is watching wide-eyed.'
what is this, aunt?again the same story? grandpa, grandma,mr. pandey is here. please come.- yes. mr. pandey greetings.- see me at the factory tomorrow. greetings.- welcome. no. right now,i'm at a family function. where has this radhe disappeared? he'll ruin my reputation completely. congratulations mr. mishra.
hey, papua.- yes. did you see radhe?- no. i didn't see him. where did he go? god bless you.- be happy. may god bless you withlots of kids, child. my son gave away all the money. the lord only knows, whatsacrifice my son must have made.. ..to collect so much money.- thank you very much. radhe.. radhe..
"arra rocks, baliya rocks.." what's the matter? any problem? i don't know where thatradhe has disappeared? radhe? the barber? yes.- there, he is sitting. two batches of guests have finishedeating but he's still gorging on. i've been looking for himall over the place.. ..and he's sitting hereand belching. i will.. - does the bride'sfather-in-law need a shave?
i'd be blessed if he doesn'tshave me off. - what? what is it dear?so much time to count it? i think you'recounting it peacefully. i'm not being able to face herfather-in-law since morning. - why not? i had to borrow money from radheand give him the dowry. - what? then what was that which i gave him,wrapped in a red cloth. ramji.. i'm almost done, father. it is 251. have you confirmed that it isthe right amount? - yes father. now keep it in the cupboardand lock it, all right.
i'll go to the bank tomorrow morningand deposit it. in a bank? i'm sorry to interrupt, father. but there is no need to go that far. we will call mr. chaurasia hereand have it done. will you have raw betelnut or roasted? - betel nut. are you out of your mind? hey, wait.- you're the limit. what had we decided?
i was ready to marry your daughterwithout having a look at her. why? so that i could use the dowry moneyyou would give me.. ..to pay for parvati's dowry. and you are not at all concerned. give me the money. what is this? a bank draft? you're the limit. she eloped and took the moneyalong with her too. she writes that she won't marrya stinking cook like you.
do you think i'm a fool, like you? did you think i won't knowthe difference between.. ..a betel leaf and a note? look ramji, if i wish.. ..i can ruin yourreputation right now. look at my son.is he lying on the footpath? he reads weatherreport on television. the weather condition. the chief minister doesn't flyin his helicopter till he hears him.
if you had any problem,you could have told me. we could have thoughtof something else. but i don't understandthis betel leaf. forgive us. we were hoping to get the moneyfrom somewhere, but we didn't. that's where everything went wrong. he has arranged for everything.. ..made the wedding preparationsbeyond his means. he has cookedthe feast himself and..
..desert and ice-creamhas also been arranged for. kulfi(frozen dessert).kulfi. yes. did you have it? someone get some kulfi for sir. to hell with your kulfi. get kulfi or an ice-slab,whatever you want.. ..but i won't cool down. that's it. listen..- what is it? mr. pandey is leaving.
won't you say good bye at least? i'm coming. i'm coming. come on. look ramji, the weddinghas already taken place. we'll take the bride with us. i'll keep your word of honour.- thank you very much. no, no, no. the wedding is over.. ..but it doesn't meanthat we have been duped. we have a solutionfor all these rituals. he takes so much trouble.
even when it rains,he goes on his scooter to read.. ..the weather report on television. when he sits before the camera,water drips from his hair. tell me, what is the solution? do you have a solution? do you? we had bought a new umbrellabefore going to the pilgrimage. but if you wishwe can buy a new raincoat. you are talking aboutumbrellas and raincoats?
will he wear a raincoatin the hot season? he doesn't have to sitin a kitchen.. ..and cook throughout the day. he appears on the tv. all of bihar watches him. you should buy a nicesecond hand car for him. listen, he may rot in patna alone. but till you don'tbuy a car for him.. ..their marriage willnot be consummated.
what are you saying father? consummation of the marriageis a must. - shut up. why do you interruptwhen two elders are speaking? get out from here. the entire village got togetherto get this wedding accomplished. now where will wefind a second hand car? there is no need todiscuss any more. what i said is final.now you have to arrange for it. then you'll blame me later.- all right.
what has happened, uncle chhotu? we got involved with such people. he is even ashamedof my being a cook. he says thatif their relatives ask me.. ..then i should tell thati'm a farmer. chhotu uncle,will our parvati be happy there? have a juice, chill out. have a juice..- take a break. have fun. have fun.
is it juice or a cough syrup?. there is no more than two spoonsfull in every glass. above that you don'tallow finishing that too. do you know that ramji is getting hissister married by borrowing money? when it is your daughter's turn,i'll mix juice concentrate.. ..in the well and make theentire village drink it. give me now. i'll give you an entire glass.listen.. you look disturbed, ramji.
don't hesitate to ask meif you need some help. - yes. she is our sister too,like she's yours. no, nothing like that.i'm just a bit tired. is there anything lackingin the wedding arrangements, then.. lacking. you have done so well. what would be lacking? did you have kulfi?it's today's special item. yes i did. it was very good.- oh yes. i saw you have it thrice. okay. thanks for coming. bye.- bye.
bye.- bye. sir, i accept that i made a mistake.. ..but i'll surely arrangefor the money anyhow. at least don't insultme before the guests. so you have separated it. is my respect separate from yours? don't estrange me in this way. money does not matter to me. you're more valuable to me.
should i call the doctor? good joke. you're very fortunate. do you speak english? yes. somewhat. then come. come with me. meet him. mr pandey. mr. pandey, he is ramji.- greetings. wow. wonderful.
it feels like the goddess oftaste herself came down to earth. what a cook you are, gentleman! he speaks english too. speak up. no. i'm not a cook. i'm a farmer. cook. cook.he has cooked all this food. all of you, say something.- yes.. yes. he has cooked it. he cooks all kinds of food,english, indian. he cooks that too.what's the name..long vermicelli.
poodle. noodle. yes, that's it. he's a very good cook.a very good cook. cook. he is a cook. all of you, say something. no one can match himin all of bihar. - yes. he's been into cookingsince childhood. he is relatedfrom elder aunt's side.
his name is vakil choube. after going there hebecame vicky choube. he has settled down well in london. he has got an nri card too. when he had come here six months ago,he was extremely troubled. he's sick of eating junk food there. that time he had mentionedthat he needs a vegetarian cook. a cook. vegetarian cook. he will get four hundred.
four hundred? but ramji getsrs.2500 even here, isn't it? - yes. it's pounds. 400 pounds. not rupees. and one pound is worth rs.80.now calculate. speak up son. calculate. ever gone beyond chhapra? that means rs.20-22,000. for a month or a year? not rs.20-22,000. it's rs.30,000 per month.
rs.30,000? i've been looking for a cooksince many days. as soon as i dined here, i knew.. ..my search had ended. and when i enquired about the chef.. ..i came to know thathe is the bride's brother. he is here only for you. take him. there is no one else for him here. go on lad.
listen, pack his bags. no. no. how can i.. over there..english would be.. i haven't completedmy studies either. i've just passed the eighth grade.and.. what is this? such educatedpeople are no match to my ramji. listen son.why are you getting upset? if you feel right, then go.
and if you don't like it there,come back by the next bus. why bus? it's so close. ramji can walk back. he'll have to go across seven seas,isn't it mr. pandey? look, i can easily send him. but we should know his wish too. so i have an advice. think calmly, talk it overwith the family, and then tell me. are you not family?
what is there to ask? take him away. our life will be made. i mean his life will be made. suchopportunities don't come by often. who does he have here? just a sister. won't you go for her sake? come on. arrange for his departure.come on. so ramji, what do you say? should we make the arrangements? in whose name shall i offer prayers?
gopal narayan tiwari, priest. 'oh lord. i've served youall my life.' '..and now you send himthere to earn money..' 'lord, please get rid of badomen from my wedding night.. ' 'lord, my brother is goingoverseas for the first time..' '..take care of him.'- 'take care of ramji. 'my son's future depends on ramji.' 'you're sending mewith the expectations..' '..and desires of so many people..'
'..you must have thoughtof something good for me.' 'take care of me.' 'the couple looks good..' '..but her in-lawsseem to be greedy.' 'no sooner parvati goes there..' '..she'll win over everyone's heartwith her goodness.' 'their greed will be forgotten.' 'yes, their family will flourish..' '..but our house would become empty.
yes, we'll be very lonely. hey, papua.. what happened? you look worried. i'm tired. rest for a while.you'll feel relieved. cut it properly.don't you have a machine? - no. and even if there was one.. ..i couldn't have pushed itup your nose. - do your work. is everything fine?abdul take his measurement.
and listen. after that shavethe hair in his armpits too. shaving the armpitsmakes the skin burn. it doesn't burnif your apply powder. apply powderand everything will be cool. brother, get up.i want to take your measurement. how would i do my workif he gets up? how would i take his measurementif he doesn't? is there a problemin doing both simultaneously? tell me one thing?it doesn't burn if you apply powder?
no, not at all.- then shave it. what is this?- the nose job is still not done. he's taking themeasurements on one side.. ..and the armpit is beingshaved on the other. don't blame me if he gets wounded. you're acting crazy. i'm going abroadand you all are getting anxious. someone says shave it.someone says stitch it. why are you getting angry?i agree you're the one going abroad.
but go like a human being. whereare you going with this jungle? acting smart, are you?should i give you one? from where did you get this sample? where's muhammad? muhammad himself saidthat his son has full.. ..knowledge of the current trendsin fashion. take him. look at the stylishclothes he's wearing. i've stitched this myself. when there was a shootingin bhaisonlota last year..
..he had stitched chunkypandey's pants. am i right? there was a shot of riding thehorse and the horse was a wild one. it used to stagger on two feet. when chunky climbed on the horseback,the horse threw him off. thankfully only his pants tore. if you call that stitching,then what's darning? okay, it's darning. but i was theone chunky pandey shook hands with. stupid. you're saying as if just bywearing clothes stitched by you..
..one day amitabh bachchan wouldcome and shake hands with him. don't talk of amitabh bachchan. i get very excitedwhen i hear his name. i have only one wish. just as people know amitabh bachchandue to his acting skills.. ..one day amitabh bachchan should.. ..know me because ofmy cooking skills. he'll surely know you.he is the super star of movies.. ..and you the super star of cooking.
okay, father, i'll take your leave. i'll call you when i reach there. take care of my little sister.she's a kid. if she makes any mistake, pleaseforgive her like your own child. don't you worry, ramji. she's like a daughter andshe'll remain like one. - okay. take care of your diet. don't forget to send the money. no. that's what i'm going for.
okay.- okay, i'll leave. pappu, i'm leaving a hugeresponsibility on your shoulders. take care of yourself. keep this safely with you. it's not much. just a little. oh no. count and bring the thingswritten in the list. remember. chutki, why are you crying? brother, take care of yourself.
look, your sullen faceis the last thing.. ..i'd want to seebefore i go abroad. i'm doing all this only for you. now smile. yes. and don't give your in-lawsa chance to complain. and do write to me. while writing letter,don't complain about anyone. if someone reads it,it'll create a problem.
if there is some trouble,write in pencil, i'll understand. okay, i'll leave. make way. make way. stop.- hurry up. give me my bag.- okay, my dear. - i'll leave. take care dear. do write to me. ramji, remember my list. my poor child.- it's not very big.
don't forget. hello.- hello. this way through towards the end.- thank you. - thank you. hello. could you sit down over there? it's right down the end. thank you. hello. over there. hi.- think positive, brother. no, i mean greetings.- oh. greetings. how are you?- fine. - okay.
did you lock it properly?- yes. wow. you've put the lock too. yes.- and chain too? - yes. it looks like you're travelto london quite frequently. no, but why do you ask? you've come fully prepared,that's why. look, suitcase, chain,lock..and pickle too. you can smell it, right? that's why it looks likeyou're regular visitor.
no, i'm going therefor the first time. but this is common sense. you should be fullyprepared when you go out. why is she wearing this strange coat? she is saying that there'slife jacket beneath your seat.. ..which would save you from drowning. really? - in case thisplane crashes in water, then. crashes?- yes. in water?- yes, it will crash.
but i don't knowwhether on land or water. excuse me, sir. sir, stand up, please. not now. please, remove it. no, i'll keep it on.i'll return it later. no, if we were to land in water,it would help you. look, after falling in the water.. ..where would i search for you?so let me keep it on. no, sir, you don't understand.you have to take it off.
no let me.. after landing there,i'll give it to you. - tell him. you've to take this off.- make them understand. pull it.- what's this? what happened?- good. remove it.- oh, my god. the plane need not land on water. this is enough tosuffocate me to death. remove it.- hold on. what are you looking at? go away.
it's too small. it's too high. go away. what are you looking at? is this meant for humans or birds? excuse me, there issome man in the toilet.. ..and we've been waiting for so long. what's he doing for so long?- i've been waiting really long, madam. okay, okay. don't worry.let me see what's wrong. excuse me.- yes.
hi, can i help you, sir?- what? may i help you? do you have a tumbler?- tumbler? yes.- what tumbler? i'm done. there's nomug or bucket here. can i have a tumbler? no, sir. you'll have touse the paper. - paper? i can't use paper. we consider paper to be a sacred thing.we don't even place our feet on it.
and you're saying.. - no, no. please,sir, you'll have to use paper. a lot of people arewaiting in the queue. you people endure itfor a bit longer. there is no arrangement in here.if you come in, you'll get stuck. i'm badly stuck. those idiots. theycharge us so much money and.. ..they can't even keep atumbler in the bathroom. they've made businessout of conning. sir.- yes, i'm coming. i'm coming.
come on, sir. what are you staring at?there is paper for you. go in. go in.- go on through. it's a limit. now idon't feel like sitting. oh, god.- you people think it is a joke? why are theysearching everyone's luggage? we're standing in this line forthe past one and a half hours. i don't get it. i got to see robbersand burglers too.
but they seem to befrom good family. these are not robbers and burglers. they are illegal immigrants. they're being deported. report?- no, not report, deport. like you have these documents.this passport and visa. - yes. these are proofs of your identity.- okay. if you don't have this, thenyou'll be forcefully sent back. next please.
greetings. what is this, please?- no, no, this not my. okay, sorry. next please. no, you don't understand. this myfriend brother sister's husband. london. he like very much. for him. is it edible?- what? is it eatable? eatable? no, no, not eatable. only touchable.
it's pickle.sir, you eat full bottle. then morning tomorrow..run around with a tumbler. no tumbler, no problem.and paper finish also. i mean, you'll get loose motions. what's the problem?- you speak hindi? yes.- this is pickle. it's just a picklein a jar. it's okay. yeah, it's fine. you can go now. no problem. you can take it.
thank you, thank you.- next, please. taxi. one minute. this address go. okay. where's the door?the door is on the wrong side. it will move ahead or back? now go. no one came to pick me at the airport.what kind of people are these? the meter is runningfaster than your car. it's so expensive. okay, okay, enough.
twenty, please.- you take this money go. go. vicky chaube's house.. straight in.- is it this? it's a grand palace. it's good. mr. vicky chaube? he's inside. right in.- okay. i want to meet vicky chaube.- wait a second. you're from?- cook from takipur. thank you.
mr. vicky chaube? okay. there's a big gathering out here. he seems to be a big shot. no. this can't be. what has happened? now what will i do? parvati.
mr. ramji?- yes. sorry, we couldn't come topick you from the airport. you must haveunderstood the reason for that. actually we tried tostop you from coming here. but you'd already left. all that's fine.but what do i do now? this..- excuse me. hello. yes. i was about to call you. what is she saying?why is she so annoyed?
tell her that i'm willing toaccept whatever she pays me. i'll not only cook food, butalso take care of the whole house. look mr. ramji, because ofeating indian spicy food.. ..her husband mr. chaube gotfatal ulcers in the stomach. now they don't want to keep you here. look, your returnticket to india is ready. here's some money. keep this.. ..and you returnto india immediately. look, i can't goanywhere with this money.
this money is too lessto do anything with. people in my villageand my sister parvati.. .. have their hopespinned to my success. if i take this money and return,then there will be a big problem. i told you she won'tlet you stay here. i'll cook not only vegetarianbut non-vegetarian food too. that is fine.- i'll look after the whole house. but..- how will i face my people? listen to me, shewon't let you stay here.
how can you send me like this? listen to me.- i'll look after the whole house. go. go from here. 'i'm planning to admit mychild in an english medium school.' 'it's expensive.' 'but if you wish, thattoo can be managed.' 'what say?- yes.' what happened? what happened? leave my bag.
is somebody here?are you going to steal my bags? i won't let you do it. had you been from my village,i'd have taught you a lesson. leave me. let go of my bag,you morons. my things are in it. is somebody here? - what do youguys think you're doing? leave him alone. hey, officers. come here. leave me. leave me. will you steal my bag just like that?
hey man, are you all right?- yeah. my bag, my bag. where's my bag? bag. who took my bag? where's my bag? guru. give it to me.- almost done. what's this? that's strange. what happened? whose child is it? is someone here?
oh, my god. stop. it's a car. you'll hurt yourself. you're so stupid.why are you laughing? whose child is it? is someone here? where's your family? herecome your parents. - sonu. sonu.- sonu. i'm sorry, dear.- are you okay? sonu. are you okay?- he's all right. sonu.- we're really very grateful to you.
thank you.- yes, thank you. guru, why is he laughing?- he's laughing because of my dilemma. nothing happened. he's fine. but what kind of parents are you? you left him in themiddle of the road. had he rolled on to the road.. ..there would have beena big problem. i know.- be careful. we're really very sorry.i don't know.
you are..from bihar? yes, hardcore. absolutely hardcore. we're very grateful.thank you so much. you saved sonu's life. it's okay.- where do you live? right now i'm on the road. let's see what happens further. no really. are you new to this city?
yes. it's been just a day. but in a day,i've seen an entire lifetime. i've lost everything. look at him. hey, champion. how are you? leave my hand.- oh, my god. guru, he's bleeding.- it's nothing, you don't.. please come home with us. i'll dress your wound.- no need for that.
what's the need to bring him home? there's a hospital nearby.i'll take him there. we'll take him home. what's your name?- my name is ramji. ramji, i'm aparna.- okay. - he's guru. greetings.- and this is sonu. hey, sonny boy. comehome with us. okay? come.- okay. - do come. come.- come on.
brother guru, is there atumbler at your place? tumbler?- yes. tum..tumbler.. - yes,bathroom.. - we'll arrange for it. ever since i've arrived, ihaven't gone to the loo. the paper makes me nervous. i'll do one thing. i'll mix the lentilsoup in your rice.. ..and you'll have tofinish everything.. ..till the last grainof rice. understand?
you're a good boy. no, i won't feed you. you'll have to eateverything yourself. only then will i tell you thestory of the four-faced demon. no, no, ramji.he can't eat all this stuff. can't eat?- no. is there a problem? he won't eat. you get up. i've still not eaten my food.
i'll give you another plate.you wash your hands. come.- okay. i want to tell yousomething about sonu. sister, you worry unnecessarily. all kids have the same problem. if you keep food in front of them.. ..they get so anxiousand start fretting.. soap. - as if someone isdoing injustice to them. but if they're really hungry..
..just keep theplate in front of them.. they'll polish the wholething off in two minutes. sonu is sick.he's not like the other kids. i could make that outwhen i saw him. but still i..- it's not about how he looks ramji. sonu..can't even swallow his food. if i feed him.. sonu. sonu. spit it out. guru. guru.
what will he spit? he must have digested halfof what he has eaten by now. what did i say? that if youkeep the plate in front of.. ..a hungry kid thenhe'll finish off everything. why, sonu dear? wasn't i saying this?- sonu. he finished his food on his own.- what do you mean he ate his food? i went to the kitchen for a minute. why did you leave him alone? i went to the kitchenfor just a minute, guru.
what did he eat? - nothing, i'd givenhim rice mixed with lentil soup. he finished off everything.- who told you to do all this? i thought..- guru. - what? he has eaten his food forthe first time on his own. can you believe it? he's fine. appu. appu. - in this houseeveryone keeps saying appu. you're saying appu. this naughty boy too keeps goingappu all the time. what's the matter?
because my pet name is appu.. ..and this naughty boy doesn'tsay anything else other than appu. really?- appu, appu. what? better be careful of.. is brother guru annoyed with me? what did you say his name is?- ramji. ramji. - he says thathe'd got all the papers. he even had the work permit..
..but a tragedy occurred at the placewhere he was going to work. so.. after that he lost his bagin the train. that's why all the papers.. do you believe him? i don't think he's lying. so guru, do you want to help him? i.. guru. he saved sonu's life. well.- let's see what we can do.
where's your bihari chap? why ramji? what happened? what happened?i feel like i'm in heaven. is this place a kitchen or a palace? everything here is sparkling clean. i can't even see any coal here. did you like it?- sister, not good, not good. very good.it feels as if i'm at home. very good. guru and i areoutside in the restaurant.
these people will tellyou about your work. brother, where's the stove? this is the microwave.keep the food inside.. ..put the timer, press the button.- okay, this is easy. and this is the big oven. many things can go into itat a time. i've seen that before. are you cooking gourd? what happened? why are youputting so much of soda?
i might upset the stomach. just put in some garlic paste.it'll enhance the taste. did i ask you? why are you getting annoyed?i'm just telling you. don't interfere in my work. i'm not interfering in your work. i'm just showing you the rightway to cook it. try it once. do you know better than me? cook it.- why are you getting annoyed?
no, cook it for me. what's the big deal? i'll cook it.- go ahead. i used to cook everyday.i'll show it to you. - cook. take a bit of turmeric. and.. - cook it up.why are you showing it to me? you know better than me, don't you?- okay, brother. what's so tough in it? brother, quickly get me some garlicpaste. - i can't do this any longer. today i'll give you aglimpse of the goddess of taste.
what happened, ramji?- what happened? uncle told meto show him how to cook. so i thought to give hima taste of takipur. you too taste it. have it. do have it. what happened, sister? just minute, wait right here. it's no rocket science.. - come heresoon. - what is so great about food? taste this. just taste this.
taste this, now.- okay. - greetings. are you brother guru's friend?you too have a bite. jai, come on, taste this.- thank you. isn't it great?- you prepared all this? not just this. i cancook a variety of dishes. i can cook gujarati,marathi and south indian food. i can make dosa,uttapam(south indian dishes).. ..and golgappas(puffed flour ballsstuffed with a concoction of spices) i even cooksugar-free carrot pudding.
hey, brother, your chef is a wierdo.- why? he makes roti (wheat pancake)in a machine. sister, look.sonu is eating on his own. - sonu. delicious food, man. did you see sonu? i've never seen him so happy before. he calls appu sister. everyone is happy with him.- yes. i think i'll start the paper work.
legally, he shouldn't haveany problem staying here. it could take time to get thevisa and work permit. - okay. i'll get the paper workstarted at the embassy. for the time being, ifyou want you can keep him.. ..at your house as a guest. but without a work permit,you know.. ..no body should know thathe's working in your restaurant. i've never doneanything illegal till date. but looking at appuand sonu's smiles..
you know..- i understand. i'll see what i can do. just see to it thatno one comes to know.. ..that he works at your restaurant.that's it. "with fair skinned people." "i've formed a bond." "the heart of a village guy." "has grown fond of london." "my heart's fond of london.my heart's fond of london."
"east meets west, my friend." "east meets west, andforms a strong bond." "the heart of a village lad." "my heart would sigh,complain and worry." "when i left my country, ileft my heart behind too." "now it has come back, my friend." "now it has come with me,my foreigner friend." "a bell rang in my heart." "my heart. my heart."
"my heart's grown fond of london." "i've grown fond ofthe din and bustle." "every vegetable hasstarted cooking better." "i've started to like thisquarrel and being practical." "i'm gelling in..eventually." "life has become spicier." "life has become spicier andeverything is going smooth." "life's going smoothly.life is going smoothly." "the heart of a village guyhas grown fond of london."
"life's going smoothly." "i've formed a connectionwith fair skinned people." "a bond is formed." brother guru, did you call me?i've left food simmering on the stove. wait. here you are. your first salary. what are you saying? brother guru, send this tomy village for my sister. i'll keep this.
what would you dowith that little money? there's a temple nearby whichno one takes proper care of. i think i'll donate it there. sonu, ramji uncle hasgot his first salary. ask him whetherhe'll give us a party. yes.- sonu dear is like a prince. with god's grace we cancelebrate whenever we want. what do you say?- god. he has started talking.what did you say?
say it again.what did you say, sonu? quickly, what did you say? god.- god. sonu.- he has started talking. appu, he spoke. sonu, please. please say it once more. just once, sonu. say it once.- say it once. sonu, please.
god. thank god. ramji.- brother guru, what are you doing? it's all because of you.- no, no. it's all by the grace of god. you've broughthappiness in our lives, ramji. no, no, no, sister. this is god's.. party. party.- sonu. this calls for a party.this calls for a party.
party. excuse me, darling.i need to brush my teeth, look. hi, ramji.- hi, hi. well if some people want to do itthis way, i just don't believe - hi. sammy, you're looking sexy. sonu. there are you, sonu.- aunt sameera. appu.- who's my boyfriend? - appu. no, you. and who's your girlfriend?- appu.
no, me. appu, cake. o my god. o my god. did he say cake? amazing. he said cake. congrats. that's awesome. - it's god's grace,sameera. it's like a miracle. yeah. - i know him,another couple of drinks.. ..and he'll be sober.- hello, mrs. malhotra. don't have too much,don't have too much.
i'm watching him.- take care. "my beloved hasn't arrived.he says.." what happened?- i need salt. it's less. salt is fine. i'd putless salt in sonu's food. you must have eaten that food. there was less saltin my food and that's it. can i have the salt, please? look, if you want more saltyou can sprinkle it over the top. don't talk rubbish about my food.
you're wearing almostnothing as clothes.. ..and roaming around half naked.did i comment on your clothes? idiot. how dare you? you're the one who's daring. here you are. take asmuch salt as you want. go. talking nonsense about my cooking.- illiterate. witch.- silly. - cat. you're darn right, darn.. ramji.- jai.
meet ramji,the great chef from india. meet sammy, my fiancee. hi.- oh, my god. were you helpless? was your marriage fixedin childhood? how else did you getstuck with this woman? speak softly. she even bites. yes, i've seen that. greetings, do come.- greetings, son.
parvati, your grandmother,uncle and aunt have come. do have a seat. i've not seenparvati since her wedding. i've got some curd and rice flakes. fine, fine. sir, this watermelon is for you sir is only worthy of watermelon. where's son-in-law? he has gone on his scooter,in this heat..
..to spread the news of the world. greetings. bless you how are you, dear?- i'm fine. hello, hello. ramji. be happy, be happy. i know you are a man of your words. yes, i got the money that you'd sent. chutki, can you easily makea call to london from here? from brother.
talk to parvati first. talk to ramji. come. hello.- hey, chutki. yes, brother. how are you?- i am fine. i received the letteryou sent with lots of love. i was delighted.- how are you? no, no, no.don't worry about me. i'm fine.
i'm staying with very good people.- really, brother. yes, they're very good people.and listen. - yes. you take care of yourself.and very soon i'll send you more money. don't send all of it.save some for yourself too. and take care of your diet. you remember, don't you?father's death anniversary is coming. i remember everything. i've called foreign pundit.i'm meeting him today. what's the time over there?
it's almost dawn. good bye.- good bye. beneath the tap? what are you saying? it's father's death ceremonythat needs to be done. as it is, you're looking so modern. what worship will you do? this cap, jacket, jeans, pants.- wait. what happened?- is this sufficient? or shall i start chanting mantras?- okay, okay.
but the death ceremonywill be besides the lake.. ..not underneath the tap.- okay. and shall i get the things for thedeath ceremony or you'll get it? not i.. you have to get the things.i'll only do the worship part. hello, inspector. hi.- hi. business is good. new cook brings in a big indian crowd. how would i know?it's not my shop, mate. come, would you like to join me?
thank you. after you. i'll tell you something.i arrested nine people without papers. and seven of them were indians. right? i know, mate.one more and you'll get promoted. you know quite a bit, mate. i practice law. care for a smoke?- no, thanks. excuse me. guru, would you.. any problem?- yes.
he's suspicious. send ramji in. come here in the morning and..- ramji. no need to wear this. go in.- guru. why?- yes, coming. the policeman has come.- yes, i know. greetings, inspector. how are you? you work here as the chef? chief? you're the chief? okay, so i'll saychief inspector. okay?
you go in.- what's the need to stamp on my foot. will you have something to eat? do you have papers, mate?- paper, yes i have it. i have paper masala dosa(south indian dish).. ..mint leaf paper masala dosa.. ..and cheese paper masala dosa.what would you like to have? no, permit. work permit paper. he's asking something else altogether. brother guru, what is he talking?
he's telling you to shut your mouthand go from here. okay, i'll take your leave. this is mr. guru. he owns this place.- okay. would you like to eat something? hey, check in the case. this grill is awesome, man. hey, what are you doing? you can't throw all this here.it's not a free zone. this is not garbage.this is a sacred thing.
he's doing ritualsfor his dead father. give me five minutes.i'll finish my rituals. ritual? get out of here. look there is some trouble there.- let's go. come on. let's take a look.- what are they saying, priest? what's the problem?- what's going on? it's a free zone. - it's a respect.doing a ritual for his dead father. now leave him alone.now leave him alone. i told you to leave him alone.
hey, hey, leave him alone. you rascal, get away from here! no manners!- ramji, you be seated. it's inauspicious to get upin between from the ritual. by doing this ritual, i'm prayingfor my father's souls' peace. and here they are spreading violence.- take that. - run. police. forgive me, ramji. hey, priest. where are you going? oh, priest.why are you running away? listen.
listen, priest. it's a great sin notto complete the ritual. sir. - priest.- sir, you'll have to come with me. priest ran away.i'm not doing anything wrong. - sir. you're coming with me, sir. what are you doing?- sir. is it a sin in your countryto do father's death ritual? leave me. i'm not doing anythingwrong. where are you taking me? i was sitting by the riverside.
slowly shouting my mantras. then these white guys, they come,with their bad legs. and they kick my balls. all five balls. all my father's.- what? rice balls. rice balls. they kick my balls. the one thati'd got for the ritual of the dead. and you're interrogating me. what do you do?- is this the time.
what do you do? okay, so that is how do you do. i do cook.you know guru sir's restaurant. curry corner. i cook very good food. where's your work permit? where's your passport.. and visa. that is what i'm asking. where's my passport.. and visa. that is what i'm asking.- no, no, i ask you. where?
it's been so manydays since i lost it. and you're not evenlooking for it. write a report. why are you lookingat my face, you fool? if it had been my village takipur.. ..by now we would havefound the thief and.. ..paraded him all around the village. come, brother guru and brother jai. he's a fool. making him understand is likemaking an elephant wear underwear.
what did you say? what did he say? keep quiet, ramji.- i'm not afraid of him. i said that to understand you.. ..the elephant wear underwear. easy. what?- where did the elephant come from? officer, i have the papersfor this man's release. i want this man's work permit papers.. ..his passport and his visaon my desk tomorrow morning. tomorrow morning?you mean monday, right?
you don't work weekends. all right, monday morning. but they better be thereand in order. - right, sir. all right, you can go. this man is so stupid. have you gone crazy? why did you have to say thatyou work in my restaurant? brother guru, how was i to know thati shouldn't say all these things? that officer wasalready suspicious about us.
keep the cup down. now you'll be in troubleand get us in trouble too. why will you be in trouble? when the mistake is mine,then i'll get the punishment. what's his crime? you should have let merot in the police station. why did you get me out?why did you get me out? who told you that you're spared? you're just out on bail.
they can put you behindbars whenever they want. look, ramji. get one thing straight. if you don't have your visa,work permit, passport.. ..or some identification proof.. ..then you're acriminal in this country. and you have none of theabove-mentioned things. and even i'll be in troublefor employing such a person. this is the law. then what do i do now?- darn.
you've messed up things, ramji.- what a mess! there is only one way to solvethis problem in any country. become the son-in-law of that country. marry a girl from that country.- yes, jai. thanks jai. but.. i know that. we're talking about a practicaland not a legal thing. tomorrow is saturday. sunday follows. we'll have to submitthe papers on monday. and the court will take 30 days.
to give the marriage certificate. okay, assume that we conduct themarriage in the pentecostal church,. but friend,for marriage we need a girl. immediately. leave that to me. though you might haveto spend some money. i'll manage money somehow. just get me out of this mess. i don't want to loseeverything in this legal problem.
just do something. i'll do something. how can you tell me tomarry some other person? why are you giving itthe name of marriage? it's just a technical agreement. why do you have to beso unhappy about it? unhappy? and it makesno difference to you. of course it does,baby. of course it does. do you think it's easy for me?
i was just thinking thatwith this small agreement.. ..so many people can gain. others gain. what about me? i'll have to live with thatilliterate cook. that bumpkin. have you gone crazy, sammy? do you think it's easyfor me to see you.. ..living with some other person? no way, baby. no way. but i was just thinking.. thattomorrow you'll marry in the church.
after that he'll be in hisrestaurant and you at your home. in three months,both of you get divorced. and then everything's back to normal. you make everythingsound so sweet and innocent. you don't realise what abig thing this is for a girl. i don't know. i don't know anything. i've become crazy.- jai. why am i messing up myown happiness because.. ..i want to do somegood for another person?
forget it all. i just thought.. that guru andappu won't have to go to prison. poor sonu won't be homeless. that's it. but forget about it. if it's making you uncomfortable,just let me, just forget about it. you really want me to do this, jai? not if you're unhappy. brother guru, is this a solution?
there's a difference betweenfinding the solution to a problem.. ..and pushing a person into a well. what will i tell my villagers?how will i face them? nothing will happen, ramji. it's not a real marriage.it's a matter of only three months. real marriage? what is fake marriage? is this a game with dolls? look, brother guru,i don't understand what you're saying. ramji, after threemonths file for a divorce.
after that the girl will be ather place and you at your place. divorce! what newscheme are you hatching? divorce her. it's a great sin.what will happen to that girl? nothing will happen to her.she knows everything. look, for these arrangementswe've spent a lot of money. that girl knows everything. she knows everything.the girl has no qualms about it. what a country?
she said yes because of money. if she refused to divorce me for thesake of money. then i'll be stuck. this will not happen,ramji. she's a nice girl. she knows me, she knows you.she is doing this to help us. she knows me?- yes. brother guru, who is this girl? sameera. who? brother jai's fiancee?- yes. it means brother jai's fianceewill now be my fiancee.
and after divorce my fianceewill become brother jai's fiancee. yes. - it's wrong to keepchanging the fiancee repeatedly. look, ramji, i don'thave time to argue with you. you have to go to the churchat 6:00am and get married. church? why will i go to the church? isn't there a temple here? actually.. i forgot totell you one thing, ramji. for the marriage totake place quickly.. ..both of you will haveto change your religion..
..become catholics andget married in the church. brother guru, are you joking? what schemes are youhatching one after the other? first you said to marry, thenyou said it's a fake wedding. then you said to file a divorce.. ..and now you're sayingto change my religion. is this a joke? look, other things are fine.but i can't make a joke of religion. i'm a devout person.
no, i respect other religions, too. jesus christ is a great god.i respect him. but how will i answer my god? no, i can't do this.you can say whatever you want. i'm returning.- okay, go. you want to go, then go. but get one thing straight, ramji. i never wanted to help you. but after you arrived, for thefist time i saw my family happy.
after our son was born, for thefirst time i saw my wife smiling, i saw my son laughing so much. and every man should do whateverhe can for his family's happiness.. and i did a small illegal thing. you didn't have theright documents with you.. ..yet i employed you at my place. but now the conditions are such that.. ..if you don't help us, ramji,then everything will be ruined. they'll put me andmy wife behind bars.
and separate our son from us, ramji. and to evade all this if i have tobeg you by falling at your feet.. no, brother guru. i'm ashamed. i made a big mistake. forgive me. i don't know how i became so selfish. i forgot how much you've helped me. i'll do whatever you say. make me do whatever you want.
in the name of the father,son and the holy spirit. thank you very much, father. so, you think you'vegot around the problem? officer, you've got your job to do. and i've got mine. papers on your desk, tomorrow morning. before 9:30am. yes. may i help you?- may i come in for a minute? please do, certainly. come in.- thank you.
may i speak to robert, please? robert, who's robert? your son-in-law. which one? no, no, no. unless sameerahas been a naughty girl. i don't think she's married. in that case, may ispeak to sameera, please? yes, she's upstairs.she'll be down in a minute. in the meantime, can i getyou a nice cup of coffee?
coffee would be great. thank you. one coffee coming up. who's robert?- no one. excuse me, officer. can i help you? what do you think you're doing? what do you mean by that? how did a nice young lady like you.. ..get involved insomething so illegal? i don't know what you'retalking about, officer.
are you married to robert? and does he live with you here?- yes. well, sameera, yourhusband must be quite a man. your grandmother has neverseen him. quite a marriage. look, officer. i don't need toanswer any of your questions. i suggest you speakto my fiance..lawyer. it's very unfortunate thatyou got involved in this. if charges are brought,you will be implicated as well. have a good day.
oh, and you betterprepare for some visitors. some immigrationofficials will come calling.. ..around this eveningto verify your marriage. thanks for the coffee. two days ago, i was free.and now i'm married. i got married to a personwhom i don't even know. and now, i'll have to stay with him. and on top of it, i'll have toconvince the immigration officers.. ..that we really are married.
otherwise, i go to jail. you've got me intowhat kind of mess, jai? i can't handle it.- did someone force you? you yourself decidedthat we'll help them. when we've decided thatwe'll help them then.. ..at the last moment youcan't say, "i can't handle it." we only have to convincethe immigration officers.. ..that your marriageis for real. that's all. after that everythinggoes back to normal.
normal.- yes, normal. what else? i can't understand.we're in a legal soup. and we have no other way out. guru and i reallyappreciate what you're doing for us. jai, i'm sorry,but what if they're not convinced? then we're in a big mess.we'll handle that later. right now, it's more importantto take ramji to sameera's house.. ..before the immigrationofficers reach there. if we get stuck in the traffic,then we'll be in a mess.
appu, please quicklypack ramji's things. granny. granny. what? - please don't ask me anything.i'll tell you later. such strange customs..- he'll stay with us for a few days. did she lock you inthe house and go away? so strange. in our takipur, mischievouskids are locked in this manner. were you up to some mischief? who are you?- my name is ramji. no, my name is robert.it got changed yesterday only.
give me your blessings. and you? only grandmother.- okay. - granny is english name. are you done?okay, ramji you go up and.. no, robert. okay, robert you go upstairs and.. ..put your clothes inthe cupboard. be ready. the immigration officerswill be here any moment now. doctor has told you not toeat sweet stuff. spit it out. you're a naughty grandmother.- spit.
they've come.- who? - immigration officers. they're parking their car. hurry up. but i've still not changed my clothes. hurry up. change your clothes later. i feel embarrassed.at least let me dress up properly. okay, take this. put your legs up.- okay. relax properly. read the paper.- what's all this? in a relaxed mannercall me to open the door. sameera, open the door.- loudly.
what difference does it makewhether i speak loudly or not? you want to open the door, then do it. i'll kill you. do as i say. say loudly, coming.darling, open the door. okay coming darling. open the door. oh, god, help me.- now what happened? one more thing.wear this ring, quickly. granny, i'll open it. hello.- we're from the immigration office.
darling, immigrationofficers have come. they want to investigate something. he's just so tired.he's got back from work right now. i understand. - i'm sorry.can i see him for a few minutes? sure. please come in.- thank you. after you. honey, immigration officers.- okay. greetings, bishambar mehra. greetings, ramji..that's not it, robert. that's not it robert?but in this it's written only robert.
yes, it's robert. have a seat. please be seated.- okay. congratulations on your wedding.- congratulations. mr. robert, you were a chef in india? what? - you were a cookin india, weren't you? yes, cook. and you studied up to the year 8th?- yes, 8th pass. but why? in my villageonly up to 8th class. plus two means you go to town.
my father said, no,you don't go to town. you go to town means you drinkbidi (flavoured indian cigarette ). bidi? - bidi, bidi. bidi? you know cigarette. younger brother. brown younger brother also. okay, tell me one thing. you're less educated than your wife. so how did the twoof you get together? love is blind, you know.
yes, and no doctorfor this blind also. yes, that is fine.but tell me how did you meet? you say, honey.- yes.. you only tell them.. honey. it was an accident.- oh, an accident. can you give us some more detailshow did this accident happen? and when it happened?- no. - no? the case is still in the court..we can't talk about that. i handled the situation.- oh.
darling.- oh, that one. coming, darling, open the door. was it okay? what happened? the phone is ringing.- the phone is ringing? both the phones havethe same ring tones. so i get confused.- excuse me. hello. jai. where's the bathroom?- what? where's the bathroom?- why?
i want to play football.- what? i want to go to the toilet. yes, you shouldn't try to stop it.it's there. - where? come, i'll show you.- okay. bathroom's is here. thank you. here. we were going to construct it here,but everything got messed up .. ..because of vaastu (traditionalindian principles of harmonious living). and we thoughtwe'll have the bathroom here..
..but this is so big,so we couldn't build it here. so we thought why notbuild the bathroom here. go. even i want to use the toilet. now i don't want to go.- why? just like that.- okay, so i'll go. when i've found it,then it's better to use it. sorry for the inconvenience.- no problem. look, our duty is to stopillegal wedding in this country. and we came here becausewe got a complaint against you.
and looking at thishouse's atmosphere.. ..it seems this complaintcould be true to a certain extent. anyway, after two weeks cometo our office for the interview. and i hope your marriage is for real. and yes, please comeprepared this time. oh.- come on, let's go. sameera, try and understand, baby. there are still 14 days left.we can fix this thing. how will you fix it,jai? with that bumpkin.
you know it's difficult.- what's so difficult? we just have to create asmall love story. that's it. what do you think? they'll accept it. already they doubt us.they've come to our house. they're keeping a watch over us. and you're saying we can do it. sammy, please tryand understand, baby. we just have to create a love story. okay, let's make a love story.
a love story that's so simple.. ..that even thatbumpkin understands it. and he says exactly what i tell him. can you come up withsuch a love story? i've got a great idea.we'll tell them our love story. the only difference isthat you put him in my place. our love story?- yes. what can be simpler than that? sameera, forgive me. but if we go to theofficers with this story..
..then they'll immediately arrest us. why? - look, just nowyou said that the lawyers.. ..charge 20 pounds anhour to solve your problem. that's fine. in the beginningthey used to meet at home. then they startedmeeting in restaurants.. ..cinemas, parks. and their love storyprogressed gradually. but lawyer's meter was on each hour. what happened is thatfor falling in love..
..lawyer was charging money. the person who charges so much money.. ..he'll surely talkabout love and not hatred. look, sameera,your love story might be true. but no one will believe it. we'll think aboutsome other love story. oh, god. oh, god, the floor is wet. what is this? god.
what is this? ramji. granny. what happened?- what happened? why are you shouting?- why shouldn't i shout? what is this flag likething in my bathroom? what is this?- it's my underwear. can't you wear one of a man's size? granny, look, there'swater all over the floor. obviously the bathroom's wherethere will be water. where else?
and where else do i drymy underwear? here itself. if i dry it outside the windowthen even more flags will be hoisted. am i right? i can't handle you any more. just go. jai, i really can't handle this man. i simply can't live with him.he's an animal. he's ruined my whole house. calm down, calm down.but, what happened? what happened? his one underwearis bigger than my window's curtain.
and you know what.every time i go to the bathroom.. ..his big underwear isright in front of me. jai, i don't care. and youhave to do something about it. where did it go?- i have to rush now, okay. bye. good morning.- good morning, granny. it was here itself.- dear, have your breakfast. i don't want it.i'm getting late. i'm leaving. love you. hey, hey.- here it is.
where's sameera's bag?- she left. she left?- yes. i'd kept a bottle of juice inher bag. i'd gone to take the cap. cap. - yes.- so, then. why did you keep thejuice bottle in my bag? sameera, everyday you leavewithout eating your breakfast. you might get ulcers in your stomach.. ..if you don't eat anythingfor six to eight hours. who told you to do all this?did i ask you to do it?
mind your business. you're a guest.so behave like one. granny, make it clear to him,otherwise.. fool. what big mistake did i commit? i was doing it only for her own good. dear, the people in thiscountry are very independent. they want to take care of themselves. and if some other persontries to take care of them.. ..they become worried. and doubt them.sameera is like them, too.
but you're a goner. you're trying to frighten me.- no, i'm just informing you. sometimes, in anger shescratches with her nails, too. you're a naughty grandmother. that's why she locks youin the house and goes off. tell me how to win her over. or doyou plan to continue frightening me? there's a way.but why should i tell you? what will i get? will you eat this sweet?you like it, don't you?
it's futile. i can't eat it. doctor has told me not to have it. no problem. this is sugar-free. you can surely eat it. at least taste it. eat it. did you like it?- it's delicious. give it to me. now you've learned your lesson. first, tell me of a method to winher over . then, i'll give it to you.
there is magic in your hands.and you're asking me? tonight, prepare herfavourite dish. she'll be pleased. especially fish.- fish? but i'm a vegetarian. what are you staring?you'll have to touch it. take it, take it, take it.- no, no, grandma, no, grandma. jackets, stacks of shirts.- where are you taking me? ties.- i don't want to buy anything. wait here, wait.
ramji, try to understand one thing. you've left your villageand come to live in london. learn to live like a london person. stop wearing curtain underwear. look, i can't wear this. this is for ladies. this is not for ladies. in london everyone wears thiskind of underwear. see this. what are you doing?what are you doing?
wow. sameera, i'm sorry forwhat happened this morning. come and have dinner. i'm not hungry. - listen,i've cooked a special dish for you. i told you, i'm not hungry. dear, have at least a bite. for your sake, today, ramji has.. ..touched non-vegetarian forthe first time in his life. i've already eaten my dinner.i'm not hungry.
and please, don't force me. sameera, have a bite.even he has not eaten. did i tell him not to eat?did i ask him to prepare all this? then? what is this new drama? a person can eat whenever he wants. no need to wait for anyone. it's only for two weeks.a new drama every time. god. my room so neat and tidy. can't be granny.
yes, i've reached.- how did you know it's my call? who else can it be other than you? do you know, what's happening here? is that villager drying his underwear? tell me one thing.- yes. have you ever waitedfor me during meal time? have you ever made acup of tea for me? what's happened to you suddenly? candles are burning.the room is clean.
dinner is ready.he's proving to be an ideal husband. learn something from ramji. ideal husband? hey, hang on. are you trying to makeme feel jealous? - maybe. i'm just trying to tell youi'm impressed. - impressed? the foolish thing isthat i've told them.. ..that i've alreadyhad my dinner with you. and the truth is i'm really hungry.- then eat it. i'll think about that.- i'll see you in the morning, love.
isn't it good? granny, what are you doing here? actually, i'm sorry. i'd lied.i had had my dinner. he cooks such scrumptious meals. what are you eating?- sweet. sweet. doctor hastold you not to eat it. it's sugarless.he cooks good health food too. that's true. but i've never eaten suchmouth-watering fish before. - really.
he's a bumpkin.but he cooks great food. i heard everything. if you liked the food,then you should have told me. if i have your permission,then i'll also eat. i'm feeling dizzy from hunger.tulsidas always had god on his mind.. oh, god. what thingsyou people make me do? oh, no. such a big difference. it's so tight that after wearing it,i'll have to peel it off.
where is that ramji? he's still not brought the sandwiches. granny, he's not a servant.- i know he's your husband. that's why i'm making him serve me. you won't listen. forget it. what can i do? he doesn't listen. he loves cooking. yes, cooking. you know what? ritz hotelhas opened a new restaurant.
for which they've evenorganised a competition. if you agree, we'll send his recipeof the sweet dish as an entry. sure. good idea. what happened, ramji?why are you standing there? hello. what happened?why are you walking in this manner? nothing. what happened, ramji?- i can't tell you about it. tell me, what happened?are you all right?
yes, everything is all right.- one minute, ramji. - no. at least tell me.- no. you are the lastperson who should ask me. because of you, jai'spurchased such a thing for me.. ..that wearing it, i feel as ifa particular part of my body.. ..is stuck in a marsh. yes, laugh. it's stuck to my waist so tight.. ..that a design has formed there.
yes, laugh. what can i do? will i get a bus for benzer from here? a3.- a3, okay. are you new to london?- new? yes. do you live here?- yes, i live close by. where do you live?- i also stay nearby, at the back. do you know sameera? sameera.. that gorgeousgirl from the travel agency? i don't know about that.but she's jai's fiancee.
jai. - jai, lawyer.they're very nice people. jai kapoor?- yes. what's the girl's name? sameera. do you know her? no. just tell her tobe cautious of jai. to be cautious of jai?what do you mean? do you know jai? he's a nice man. if he's a nice man, then whyhas not seen his son's face.. ..or the past four years?
son's face? no, you're mistaken. this is some other jai.he's not even married. jai kapoor. lawyer. fair? i know him very well. i'm his ex-wife. he's a beast, a monster.i'm telling you. he has a 4-year-old son.whom he has not even seen. ramji, look.. - he cheated her.he married her for money. he abandoned the mother andchild when the money ran out. i'm telling you. this iswhat he'll do with sameera, too.
that is their personal matter.no need for you to interfere. and moreover, he's helped you. help. what help? he tookmoney for whatever he did. you don't call this help. and i'm sure that he's notgiven sameera a single penny.. ..from the money thatyou gave for sameera. whatever kind of personhe is, whatever he is.. ..you mind your own business. you're not the husband for real.
this marriage is justto save you. got it? i know that i'm not the husbandfor real. i know it very well. but what do you want?that i just sit idle. ramji. hello. curry corner. just a minute. take it. hello.- excuse me, sir. - what? father. how are you? congratulations.i've heard great news.
i've heard that you've got married. how about thinking ofarranging your sister's marriage? father, forgive me.i was in a dilemma. i had to spend my money herefor the legal proceedings.. look, ramji.make the arrangements soon. it will be good for everyone. father.. father.. honey, i've got work tomorrow.- come on, sam. even i've got to go in the morning.- no.
baby, come on. you need to listen..- no. please, just go. get out. didn't you hear what she said? leave. get out. that's the door.- ramji. get the point on your own.otherwise, i know very well.. ..how to get the point across to you. what happened?have you had too much to drink? i didn't drink.. ..but i know very well how to setright a person who's had a drink.
get out.- ramji. you stay out of this, sameera. who are you to throw me outof the house? - her husband. husband. fake husband. i know very well who'sreal and who's fake. you get out.- stop it, ramji. and don't you dare come here again. i'll teach you a fine lesson. got it? hey, how..- leave it.
i don't know the ways of your country. but in our country, we respect women. we call them goddess. and we beat theperson who betrays them. hey you, what do youthink of yourself? smart. very smart. i'm sorry. i shouldn't have intervenedin a matter between a husband and wife. sorry. good thinking, ramji.good thinking. is he crazy?
get out. get out right now. how dare you? you know who he is? he's my fiance. and you.. look, sameera. what i was trying totell you about jai is that.. about jai. you'll tell me about jai. tell me. what do you want to say? what do you know aboutjai that i don't know?
i know him from the past four years. and you from the past four weeks. just get out. get out. "the roads are foggy." "singing such gloomy songs." "what is life doing to me?" "what i'd thought will never happen." "i'll have to live according tothe conditions set by others." "this is not what i'd asked for."
"in what fog have i got lost?" "everything is so cold." "there is unbearable pain." hello.- hi, love. good morning. good morning.- give the phone to ramji. ramji.- yes, ramji. i threw him out of the house.- but why? you're asking me this? despite the fact that lastnight he misbehaved so badly.
do you think he wasmisbehaving with me? no way. the police waskeeping a watch outside. police? - if he'd seenboth of us in this manner.. ..then we could havebeen in a problem. why didn't ramji tell me this?- didn't tell you. you must have not givenhim the chance to speak. oh, god.- i need to apologise. i'll find out where he is.i'll call you back, okay. okay, keep me posted. bye.
what? you threw ramji outof the house. - oh, god. have you lost it, sameera? granny, it's a long story.i'll just explain it to you. please. one second. hello.. hello.. appu. hi. sameera. is ramji there? okay. no, no. not to worry.i'll call you back. take care. yes. bye. sameera. sameera.
ramji.. ramji..- parvati. what are you doing here? ramji, i'm really sorry..- no, no, sameera. the mistake is mine. i'd forgotten thatbetween us there is not only.. ..a difference of6000-7000 miles, but.. ..a difference of 6-7 generations too. yes, but.. - in our village,if a guy holds some girl's hand..
..then the whole villageforces them to marry each other. but you, despite knowingeverything about jai.. look, ramji. we'll talkabout this later. you look ill. what has happened to me?i'm just the way i am. yes, it's different if youdon't want to talk. - ramji.. ramji, no need to go towork today. you're ill. tomorrow, when you get well,you can work day and night. sameera, i'm well.you don't worry about me. granny, why don't you stop him?
how can i stop him?you're his wife.. you stop him. listen, grandma.. ..you're pressing thehusband-wife drama issue too much. i'm all right. i'll see you later. ramji, listen. oh, my god. you tell me, what could i have done? she knows everything. i didn't know anything.
unnecessarily,i was interfering in their matter. sameera knows everything.are you sure? yes, sure, sure. not only does she know all this but.. ..she has no qualms about this matter. now it's her life.she can live the way she likes. what happened?- i feel a bit weak. you've got fever.- no, i'm fine. you can't even stand.how you can be fine?
you come with me.- let it be. the bus is about to come. come. i'll take you tothe doctor. come with me. listen to me. sameera.- granny, there's good news. guess what? ramji'srecipe has been selected. i've got a letter from the organisers. i've completed all the formalities. sameera, can you come home soon?ramji is not well. he has a high temperature too.- did you call the doctor?
just give him the medicinei've prescribed. - okay. he should be okay by tomorrow.- thank you, doctor. take care, young man.- greetings. what was she saying? she said to take care.you'll be well by tomorrow. how will he not take care of himself? now ramji has to get well. after all he has to prepare forthe competition. - hi, sam. - hi. i've spent a hundredpounds as your entry fee.
you've reached thefinals in the competition. congratulations.- wow! oh, god. appu, learn somegood recipe from ramji quickly. because he's going towin the competition.. ..and after thathe'll become a great cook. and then he'll be beyond our grasp. why are you joking, brother guru? i'm regretting taking an off today. you just get well soon.who will read out a story to sonu?
in fact, i've myself become a story. hey, if you both are here,then who'll be in the restaurant? no one. that's why i'm sayingbrother guru let me come with you. come on, you guys get back to work. sonu must be alone.i'll manage the things at this end. okay, bye. - thanks.- i'll be there to take care. ramji, take care.- bye. see you. - bye, sam. i forgot.even i should have thanked them. ramji, your bus-stop friendhas come with the medicines.
good girl. hi.- hi. now how are you feeling, ramji?- fine. these are the medicines.- i'll take it. thanks. he talks a lot about you. really. good or bad?- mostly good. why don't you sit down? yes, sure.- yes, do have a seat. congratulations for your engagement.
i hope you and jaihave a good life together. thank you so much. do you know jai? then what? would she havemarried jai without knowing him? no, no. she knows everything. sameera, this is avni,jai's first wife. you said that you knew everything. last night, this iswhat i was trying to.. excuse me. 'what happened is thatfor falling in love..
..the lawyer was charging money.' 'the person whocharges so much money.. ..he'll surely talkabout love and not hatred.' insurance.. excuse me. yes, sam. 9:00pm, masti. yes, okay. sameera, think it throughproperly before you take any step. think from your head, not your heart. got it? okay, go dear. ramji, come. go. go.- i should go along?
go, go with her. go. sameera, listen..- don't touch me. look, avni was a mistake. and when i realised it, i ended it. so avni was a mistake. and when did you realise it? a few years after marriage. before rahul was born.. or after? rahul.
rahul is not my son. really. so rahul is not your son. don't insult my intelligence, jai. oh, god. you make me sick. i'd taken the courage to come here.. ..because i'd thought atleast today you won't lie to me. but you're such a scoundrel. i feel ashamed of myself.
that i came so closeto a man like you. a person who hasn't even seen.. ..the face of his sonfor the past three years. by the way, how longbefore you realise.. ..that even i'm a mistake? you're mistaken. if you have any self-respect.. ..you'll never come near me again. such wretched people don't care.
despite all that has happened.. ..he had the guts to threaten me.- threaten you? yes, that he'll get me arrested.. ..and get ramji oustedfrom the country. how can he just throw me out? after all, he has takenso much of money from guru. money? for what? to rid guruand me of this legal problem. he said he'd give you all the money.
what a scoundrel! child, don't underestimatehis threat. he can do anything. dear, there's only one way out. if both of you provein the immigration interview.. ..that your marriage is real.then not just jai.. ..but even law won't not bein a position to harm either of you. and that'll be the worstdefeat for jai. now, both of you should knoweverything about each other.
she was 12 or 13-year-old.. ..when she'd wona badminton tournament. oh, my god, the trophy is huge. and this is her childhood photograph. she was allergic to bathing. granny, don't show that.- yes, yes, you shouldn't. i don't know about bathing.. ..but she's still allergicto wearing clothes. hey, i was just joking.just kidding.
her bike number's bmwc1. is it necessary to know all these? ms. sameera, what is your size? 34-b.- 34-b? what're you saying?that's apt for an elephant's. in my village, the maximum is.. the maximum is six or seven. what size were you talking about? seven.
are you sure about this, mr. kapoor? yes, i'm sure. i'm sure we'll getenough evidence to nail them. let's do it. we might get something. now, i'll tighten the noosearound their neck. father's name was.. hello?- hi, sammy. are you still upset with me?- jai? thank god.you're at least talking to me. i thought,you won't even speak to me.
please forgive me, sammy.i really love you. he's making jalebi(fried syrupy pretzel). our kids will look just like you.- recording. he's recording it? please forgive me, sameera.i'll explain everything to you. i..i can't wait any longerfor our marriage. marriage? kids? i'm married, jai. what rubbish?to that illiterate fellow?
you got marriedto keep the law at bay. remember. and yes, honey, the moneyyou got for the marriage.. ..has been depositedin our joint account. the money given to you? - youcan withdraw it anytime you want. i didn't take it. they'll arrestyou if you try to withdraw it. just say no.- when this legal fuss is over.. ..you can divorce that pyaare. i haven't taken the money.- then we'll get married.
i'm desperately waiting for you. what money? i don't understand you. okay. - listen, sameera, don't playgames with me. i'm telling you. please, jai, i'm already married. right now,ramji is right here in my lap. please don't disturb us. what? he's in your lap?- oh, that one? coming, darling. open the door.
who are you talking to,honey? oh, okay. it's no one, darling.it's just jai. oh, it's brother jai? why? is it something important? when a couple is cuddlingin their bed.. ..one shouldn't disturb them. am i right? - hey, hey, bihari(hailing from bihar). don't you dare touch sameera.i'll kill you. what's wrong with brother jai?is he drunk or what?
listen, honey,my back's troubling me. can you give me a massage? what are you both up to?- of course, sweetie. remove your shirt and lie down. and what will i get in return? the usual. oh, baby, come here fast. you're going to pay for this.i'm telling you. his imagination must bekilling him right now.
you're very naughty, ramji. no more than you. look at your hand. there are markson your hand. - oh, my god. poor guy. will you have some coffee? that's great.you'll prepare the coffee today? it'll be worth watching.- shut up. i don't know whetheryou'll like it or not. how can i dare to say..
..that the coffee isn't goodwhen you've prepared it? i was saying that.. what else goes on in your village? if i step out in these clothesin my village.. ..dogs will chase me down. all my friends will pass comments,"here comes our hero." if girls there dressed upas they do here.. ..they'd be mobbed. to see the clothes?- no.
how can one see them,if no one's wearing them? ramji.- yes, it's true. i think, we should wear thisfor the interview. give it to me,i'll slip it in your fingers. put it on me, too. let me. "say something true.." "when in love, what do you do?" "do..do..do..do." "glowing fireflies swarm the day."
"aroma falls off your eyes." "is it a dream or an illusion?" "i don't know, and neither do you." look over there.he's my first boyfriend. there's no such thing as girlfriendsand boyfriends in our village. please tell me about parvati. i have a sister called parvatiin my native place. what do i tell you about parvati?she's very mischievous. nothing's strange actually.
yes, you're right. "my heart is brimming with joy." "what's this witchcraft?" "look, what never happened,has happened to me." "a tranquil breeze flows." "asking about my well being." "someone like me,follows my shadow." sameera, ramji has reachedthe finals of the competition. look at this.- wow.
what happened? someone tell me. come on, we have lots to do. "the shades are imbuedwith silky touch." "sunshine pampers the soul." "in solitude, the moonstarts up a conversation." "restlessness stirs the night." "what quest are they on?" "why the inquisition?" "what is the unknown,that pulsates within?"
go, dear. just leave. i implore you to leave us. look, parvati,now it's not about money anymore. we've had it up till here. your brother ramji hasfooled us enough. he's happily married there,but left you in lurch. father, don't say that.at least listen to me. look, parvati,i don't have any option. before i drop my modestyand do unkind things to you..
..spare us the horror, and leave. what deceitful people! he had promised usto pay us on time? i called ramji so many times.. ..still he didn'tcome to his senses. hello? i wanted to speak to ramji. he's not home. and who are you..?- sister-in-law? parvati?- how did you know it was me? anyone who knows ramji,will obviously know you?
he talks about so much..- i wanted to talk to ramji? parvati, is everything all right?please tell me. consider, you're talking to ramji.tell me. they threw me out of the house. i'm standing all alone outin the night. i'm scared, too. when i called my husband in patna.. ..he hung up as soon ashe heard my voice. i said it was only a minor delay.
ramji's working hardto get the money. but they didn't listen to me. i though about ending my life. and put an end to all this mess. but pappu saved me.- pappu? he's ramji's childhood friend. i'll.. here, talk to pappu. hello.- thank you, for whatever you did. will you be by parvati's side?
regardless of what happens,i'll never let her cry. will you marry her? i said, no matter what.. ..she won't be sad now. i'll be with her throughouther life. but what about ramji?- don't worry about him. put parvati on the phone. look, parvati, ramji will dieif anything happens to you. you called me your sister-in-law.
so listen to me carefully. hello? bank of london? bank of london customer services. yes.- what can i do for you, ma'am? i just needed to get somemoney transferred to india. yes, sure.could you give me some details? could you brief me on that?- yes, sure. but that's impossible.i mean, how can that be? well, that's what it says here, sir.
what seems to be the problem, sir? look, i have a joint accountin your bank. but this gentleman saysthere's no money in my account. how's that possible? it's very simple, sir. your partnerhas withdrawn all your money. there's nothing we can do, sir. darn it. you've betrayed me. i love you so much.
and you ditched mefor that bloody illiterate! i won't spare you. and i won't spare this ramji either. you want to go at war with me? i'll get you imprisoned. i'll get both of you imprisoned. just watch out. i'll revealeverything tomorrow morning.. ..to the immigration officers.. they both have ruined my life.
i just wanted to help you, guru.- oh, shut up, jai. you were deceiving sameera,me, and everyone else. whatever you did,you did it for yourself. and i always thought of youas my friend, jai. i never imaginedyou could do such a thing. oh, so evenyou've fallen for this cook? guru, don't forget i can get youimprisoned, too, if i want to. it'll be better if you stop talkingabout sending people to jail. because i can get you imprisonedright now, if i want to.
after the divorce, you've paid usnothing for the past three years.. ..for rahul's upbringingand my expenses. i don't need your money. but i won't miss the opportunity.. ..to send you to jail for the crimeyou've committed. jai, what're you doing? what's wrong with you? how low will you sink? how much more?
my life's finished. finished. it's over. sorry. sorry, everybody. i'm really sorry. ms. sameera..- what? sameera was born in middlesex.- yes. it's middlesex, right? yes, it's middlesex.you're doing fine. go ahead. - what type ofa name is it? it's so vulgar.
it sounds like a eunuch, middlesex. chhota imambada.the village's takipur. district is purnima.- prunima? it's purniya, sameera. oh, not again. her father used to workfor hoover company. her parents diedin a car accident in 1993. the village is takipur. district..- his friend's name? come on.- prakash kumar? ms. sameera's mother's name wasakhandvathi.. i mean, arundathi.
ramji..ramji, your phone.you're connected. the line to my village'sbeen connected? give me. hello? hey, did you call pappu? no, no, pappu..- ramji? hey, pappu. please forgive me, ramji.- come on, pappu. let it be. no, ramji.i know you must've felt bad. but i couldn'tthink of anything else. entire village was gossiping.
how could i bear suchthings about parvati? how could i've leave her alone? i took an advice from sister-in-law. and with her permission,i got married to parvati.. ..in front of the entire village. if you think. i've wronged you,then please forgive me. i should be the one to apologise.both, to you and parvati. i couldn't understand. no, i didn't want to understand.
pappu..pappu, please forgive me. you don't have to worry aboutparvati at all. i am here. the entire village hastheir hopes on you. keep moving ahead.you have everybody's blessings. return as a very famousand a hugely successful person. so that our village becomes popularin every corner. and when you return.. ..the entire villagecan proudly say.. .."he's our ramji."
"he's our ramji."- fine. fine. why are you tying this,brother guru? it's choking me.- who's ajay kapoor? ajay kapoor's her lawyerand family friend. am i right?- yes, yes. my watch?- have you put the ring on? oh, god. look at this.- show me. okay. what's the name of the school?- granny, get the file. fast.
yes, i'm coming.- granny, get it. yes, here's your file. listen, i have your red file. this black one belongs to me.- yes. come on. come on. bye, granny.- come on fast. granny, give me your blessings.- let's go. i'm leaving. i'm leaving. come on.- thank god. ramji, you remember everything,right?
don't worry at all.i'll handle everything. by the way, your mother'sname was anumati, right? not anumati but arundathi. i'm just kidding.i remember everything. go ahead. mr. ramji, you can sit in here.- fine. here?- that's right. you can go in. actually, the officer'swatching us, isn't he? yes.- that's why. otherwise, they might be suspicious.
the name of herfavorite perfume is.. hey, ramji.- hello, sir. be seated. be seated.- thank you. how are you?- absolutely fine. mr. ramji, for your information,this conversation's being recorded. yes, fine. what's she saying? she's saying that our conversation'sbeing recorded, okay? - okay. ready?- yes. your name?- ramji.
your full name.- ramji ram narayan tiwari. why did he come to london? for work.- what type of work do you want? i am a cook. i cook food. you're a travel agent.and he's a cook? so where and when did you both meet? actually, i had a vacant roomin my house. so i thought to keep a pg. so, i ended up at her house.- fine.
and i became the 'p' type guest. sister's name?- parvati. he loves her very much. what's her shoe size? her shoe size is seven. the first time i asked her,her shoe size.. ..her answer was 34. and then i realised that34 is the number of her.. why such haste in getting married?
yes. only in two days?- actually, granny suddenly fell ill. granny was being very adamant. she told us that she wanted tosee us married before she died. okay. now, tell me.. ..what do you likethe most about your wife? look, she's been very independentsince her childhood. she alone took care of her family.just like me. what really attracted me washis innocence, his simplicity. her hard and complex exterior..
..hides her softand tenderness inside. despite being so simple.. ..his mindset is far superior thanthe intellectuals in this country. her heart's like a child. ramji's approachto everything is such.. ..that he can simplify eventhe most complex problems. anger's always by her side. but her heart's pure. his innocence makes everyone smile.
when she's upset,she sheds huge pearl-like tears. ramji understands my needs.. ..even before i do. just like my mother. just caress her forehead lovingly.. ..and she turnsinto an adorable soul. ramji ignited in me the emotions.. ..through which i canrelive my childhood. he's a wonderful man.
what a wonderful story. i envy you. congratulations. congratulations,and all the very best. - thank you. thanks. fine. now last question,from my side. it's not official. don't take it the wrong way. you're just a cook from aninsignificant part of bihar. - yes. and sameera was bornand brought up here.
a travel agent. -yes. she is completely western. do you think thatshe'll be able to live with you.. ..and fulfill the responsibilityof a dutiful indian wife? i don't know anything about that. but i know she never demeaned mefor being a cook. she's done far more than that. something.. ..that even i couldn't havegathered to courage to do.
she alone helpedmy sister settle down. to secure parvati's future.. ..she sent all the moneyto my village.. ..which she had receivedto become my wife. only an indian wifecan do such a thing. ramji, you went toofar with your emotions.. ..and said what you shouldn't have.- what're you saying? oh, regarding the money. sir, please don't do this.i'll be ruined.
a lot of lives depend on it. please do something, sir. i'm your wife.you can surely hug me. everything's ruined. you'll have to come with me,please. come. sameera, you should talk to him. at least let him know. you have to tell him how you feel. granny, i don't know what to do.
everything was going so well.everything. and now.. come on, mr. ramji, please. i don't know how will iever repay your favours. especially ms. sameera's. no, son. we all got to learnsomething from all this. we had some good time, son. by the way, where's she? son, she didn't come here.
granny? - she couldn'tget herself to meet you. i can understand. i'll take your leave.forgive me if.. i'll leave now. please let me bid goodbyeto the child. hey, dear sonu,who will tell stories to you now? won't you look at me? mr. ramji. mr. ramji. we are delighted to be able to revealthat you're the winner of the..
..'elephant brand atta (flour)dish with a difference competition'. as a winner, you'vewon 50,000 pounds.. ..and we'll be more than happyto offer you the job as head chef. what're they saying? they're saying thatyou've won the competition, ramji. what?- everything will be all right now. you've won the competition, ramji. you're the first indian winner ofthis competition. what's the secret? excuse me, everybody.before this gets any more confusing.
this man is not entitled.. ..to do anything in this country.- what is he saying? as he has been classedas an illegal immigrant. he has to go to the airport now. as we are late already.- but, brother guru, you said.. ..everything's all right now? then why isn't this inspectorlistening to me? ramji. - please, somebody,do something. this is not fair. how can they just take him away?- this is a police matter.
he's our winner. you can't do this. inspector.- out of my way. take it up with the home office,madam. it's out of my hands. you can't do this, officer.how.. we'll speak to the authorities. you're very bad, sir.i wish, you were never born. hi, this is emilie. can i speak to the chairman please? you'll have to get clear papersfrom the indian embassy. yes. excuse me, officer.i'm from the home office.
mr. ramji is notan illegal immigrant. he lost his passportand his work permit.. ..when he arrived in the country. yes, he has the copyof the document.. ..and the verificationof their authenticity.. ..by the indian high commission. and here's the orderfor his release. it seems he's been sponsoredby a british company. these all seem to be in order.
i guess mr. ramji is a free man. what happened?- oh, god. what happened?- congratulations, ramji. they said you're free to go. well done.here, we appoint you as head chef. what're they saying? - you're free.they can't arrest you. if you want you can even stay here. this is 50,000 pounds. mr. ramji, now that you've won.
what're you going to dowith the prize money? they're asking, what will youdo with the prize money? this is my money? yes, the whole of it.every single penny. now you don't have to go.if you want you can stay here. everything will be all right.- yes, ramji. can i take thisand go to my village? go home? money? my money? why will you go back?
why do you want to go back to yourvillage? everything's all right now. yes, brother guru,everything is all right. i had come here for parvati's sake. and it's done. with this money,i'll repay my debt to you. but why do you want to go back? sister, i didn't come hereto earn money. i came here to solve a problem.and it's been solved. and if i still go on to stay here..
..then it'll befor myself and for money. it's possible, as you say, thati might become a very famous cook. and earn lots of money. and i even buya secondhand mercedes like you. but what good willthat mercedes be.. ..if i can't see my parvati and pappudrive in it with their head held high. brother guru, what good is a car.. ..if my villagers don'tsee me drive it? what good is all the fameand prosperity..
..if my uncle chotu can't bragabout it throughout the village? i'll end up craving to meetthem throughout my life. but..but my villagers.. ..will never be able to reapthe benefits of my success. and i'll be leftas a successful cook.. ..but an incomplete man in london. but, brother guru,if i return home with this money.. ..then you can't even imagine thehow many dreams will be fulfilled my villagers will bevery proud of me.
i'll open upan english medium school there. so that no one else will growup to be an illiterate like me. and then the people will say.. .."look there. there's our ramjilondonwale (from london)." brother guru, that's my identity. and that's the mostimportant thing to me. ramji, do you really have to leave? there are few moments in life.. ..when you have to choosebetween what you love most..
..and your responsibilities. my heart wants me to choosethe most loving thing. but the mind wants meto choose responsibility. the special thing aboutmy most cherished thing is.. ..that i can see hereven with closed eyes. but what about responsibilities? i can't turn a blindeye towards them, right? i'll remember itthroughout my life.. ..that i had met an angel in london.
whatever you said is true. but i want to say something. no. no, ms. sameera, please.please don't say anything. look, it's been reallydifficult for me.. ..to make this decision. look, i'm doing what's right. and i want you to support mein this, too. you're a strange man. i thought, i understandall love stories very well.
but you showed a very differentaspect of a love story. by the way, all the love storiesdo have a happy ending. but the end of your story.. ..has two lovers partingfrom each other. and still,this ending seems appropriate. take care. bye.- oh, yes. bye. hey, police officer,this belongs to you. it's a pleasure to restoreyour dignity to you, mr. ramji.
i was only doing my duty. it's been a privilege to know you. and if you everdo come back to england.. ..you've always got a place to stay.. ..and a friend you can trust.you take care. god knows what he's saying?i can't understand anything. but a heart understandsthe matter of heart. i'm sure you said something good. you're a very good inspector.
goodbye.- goodbye. "nobody should cast an evil eye."- ramji. "nobody should cast an evil eyeon my ramji." - ramji. whatever happened, happened. i wish, i could tell him. just once.. he didn't even give me a chance,granny. now, we'll never meet him again. i'll miss him.
i'll miss you, too. i'll miss both of you.- what? silly, you meeta person like ramji.. ..only once in a lifetime. and then not to tell himabout your feelings.. ..is a height of foolishness. moron. don't lose this opportunity. take this. these are your passportand your tickets.
before it's too late, go for it,baby. he's the man for you. go. come on. granny.- my love. go for it. go. go ahead, child.don't miss this chance. go. go. what happened to my baby? why are you crying? will you go to your papa?
look at him. he's not stopping. go back to your mother.- give me. you'll know, when you have your own. you'll have to do all by yourself.- is anybody listening to me? just bring the things requiredfor the prayer ceremony. it's getting late. why don't you cut the ribbon? why are you screaming? there isstill five more minutes, right? look, ms. sameera, five..
ms. honey. granny justarrived from london. we can ask her to inaugurate it. the auspicious time is passing by. you are looking so cute.- whom are we waiting for? only five minutes, friend.we're waiting for a special guest. special guest?- yes. who's this special guest?- here, ramji. what happened?- i think, he's here. "burst of vibrant colours.."
"burst of vibrant colours,sprays her drapes with vivid hues." "delicious food was servedon a gold plate." "her love devours,and the husband's left gazing." why? indeed. this is the limit, isn't it? you buy a ticketand see us whenever you desire. but you won't give me a chance.. ..to taste your world famousgajar ka halwa (carrot pudding).
an ordinary man's dream can befulfilled to this extent. i hadn't dreamedabout this dream ever. everything is possible, my friend. all you need is passion. come, i'll do the inauguration. where is the scissor?- here. come on, everybody, please clap. "ramji has a spice for everyone.." everything is possible.
"associated with a family of cooks." "for generations together the artof cookery runs in their blood." "though he's a toad in a well.." "..but he's the king of the well." "the whole well singspraises of him." "he has spentmany a years grilling himself.." "..in masteringthe art of grilling." "day and night this was the thoughtthat rode his mind."