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sins are hell... lt's punishment for strayingthe right path... good deeds are heaven... the final destination of good... my dear soldiers and friends, the purpose of this meeting is, we got tired doing our dutywithout taking rest for eons, except this world, all theother worlds have entertainment, so, on chitragupta's advice,

the older generation includingme are going to heaven, hail lord yama! l'm handing over the reignto my son junior yama, and install him as the king! son junior yama! greetings to father! god bless you! the responsibility you're giving me, l'll fulfill it to make gods' praiseand sinners shiver with fear,

and do justice to everyone. may you succeed in your endeavour! lord, we're getting late. ramba, urvashi, menaka arewaiting for to come to heaven. calm down your raising hood ofdesires for some more time like me. son, l'm tell you a secret of godbefore leaving this place. what is it, father? take on people of any languagecoming to hell, you'll never face any trouble,

but be extremely careful withpeople of one particular language. english?- no! hindi?- no!- then? telugu! father, your name sends shiversdown the spine of 3 worlds, why are you shaken withuttering telugu? telugu people as dangerousas they're good. though they may be telugu people,they're just lowly humans, right? l'll show them the heat andtaste of my youth power.

lord, your son got your sizebut not your brain. tell him your pastto make him realise. son, a telugu man came in 1972, how am l to describe greatnessof the man of the era! citizen of lndia!a revolutionary! wipe out the dictatorship!leader of workers of hell! a human! he shut the hell with pickets andmade your dad wet his pants. before l could forget itas bad dream,

ln 1985, another telugu man came, his dance and poses, terrific! though it was my mistake,your father got the stick. before l could forgetthat as bad dream, recently an enfant terrible came, though not yet 30, he stoleyour father's death rope, he made him go to pillarand post to get it back. son...son... lord, he may have got shockedhearing about telugu people.

son! keep this in mind anddo you duty with utmost care. you're short tempered too! though your father had problems,l managed it with my experience, don't know how many troublesyou'd face with new chitragupta. come lord... go! father!- what's it son? after hearing from you,l've started to have an unknown fear.

lt's good for me to havean experienced man here. where can you get an experiencedman instantly like me? why someone else?let it be yourself.- prince! great! good decision!- lord yama! good decision!- soldiers! lord!- chitragupta! serve my son with devotion! already l'm late. l'll go toheaven and have a ball... the idea is mine andenjoyment is yours!

lord!- what are you thinking? that is... get on the duty immediately andopen the account of sinners! hey you junior yama! you spoiled my idea of fun,l'll see that you too don't have fun. the telugu man who is scaring you, l'll make wrong entries andmake him come here, and show youwhat purgatory in hell is! unable to bear his torture,

what a grave mistake you'vecommitted chitragupta! and make you sayplease go away from here! where's that hot likechilly telugu man! here! andhra pradesh!- chennai! central prisonpuzhal, chennai beat! like nobody can sachin's100 centuries record, nobody can beat your recordof going to prison 100 times.

this is proud moment for the classof professional goons like us. did you bring the flr?- bullet too is ready, raja.- come! where's our first stop?- apparel shop in pondy bazaar. where's the next stop?- t. nagar. which one first? don't do it, please. to hell with your shyness, go away!- you're different. beat seven people! one!

four! where's the seventh? please don't do anything with me. why are you creating havocin my place? will you lodge case on me?- why are you beat us? your neighbour paid rs.500to warn you by throwing stones, what was your complaintto the police? broke my apparel shop.- done it. broke jewel shop.- done it.

entered home and broke things.- done it. l've done full justiceto your complaint, bye. lf the mistake is mine,l'll accept any punishment, if anyone punishes mefor framed charges, let it anyone orhis mother's husband, l'll have a ball with him!mind it! l found you bullet raja! let me see how long can you carryon this life of happiness! as soon the right times come, l'll geta telugu man to terrorize you.

search the skies foran emperor like him... roam around with prideand collar up.. there's nothing like good or bad,no shame or shy either... l don't give a damn about anyone,that's my attitude... l can't sit like three monkeysto teach morals... l'll change to the directionwhichever way my heart takes... l'm a thread less top...l'm a ring without finger... l'm a good man to myself anda bad man to everyone else... l'll live as like,who will dare ask me...

god gave me everythingexcept fear... look son, for every man, education, character,intelligence, knowledge... good-bad, peace-patience,learn this to come good in life... ls it, shasthri? can't hear anything?develop brain! not come good in life,first you'll escape from here. the man who pays me the highest,l'll listen to him only... there's no greater thing thanmoney in this world...

mass...mass...he's pure mass... lf you cross swords with him,your base will get blown up... move...move...burning...burning... you said about fire?- nothing sister! last night had a raw drink,so its burning... stomach is burning!lt'll cool off. you bloody bugger!- how pleasant telugu scold is! don't get sleep unless l getinvolved into trouble... l don't care if you thinkwhy is he so proud?

to tell you point blankly,l've no fear of death... sorrows and difficultiesdare not come to me... neither l've wife nor she's pregnantor my son is named somalingam... l don't any excess baggageto hold on... one who has riches will havehigh bp and diabetes... a man who has nothing willhave little proudness... do complete justice to the moneytaken, boys!- we'll do it, raja! catch them! don't leave them! marriage is going on here,good place to escape.- ls it?

let's go in. this time was fixed by meespecially for my disciple, many relatives are enteringas evil elements to stop this, so l request you to takenon them strongly. okay sir.- where are the rich women?- why dear? to save them and their jewellery, l like you! l see royalty in your face.- l know it sir. a wonder would happenin your life today. l want to know this, bye sir.- god bless you.

you go right, l'll go, left.- okay. more the women, their necks are good. you want sweet, dear!- l stole half kilogram gold. l stole 50 kilograms of gold.- where? you can't get her.- why? ls she cm or pm's daughter? bride! should l sacrifice?- saw her just minutes before only. should it happen to me? god! what's this?- where are you going?

lt's all over, uncle. engagement is not yet over. what did you say now? l said engagement is not yet over. you want two sweets, dear! l think her curly hair is blocking! hey girl, l love you! l said to one and four girls fell down.do you've any idea? what happened?why is she so shocked?

what did you tell her? with your blessings,l told her 3 beautiful words. all the best? no, l love you! brother! somebody here is sayingl love you to your would be bride. how dare you say l love youto my fianc� she's your fiance not wife, right? moreover you look smart, seetha, geetha or sangeethawill work out for you.

l've liked a girl after years,please leave her. he too blessed me.lsn't it, sir? we've come to an understanding, so you too take a good lookand select one of us. she's looking at me, l'm feeling shy. look at him also, he may feel bad. look, he's wearing good clothestoo, she'll see you also.- move! you've fallen in love with a girll've been desiring for 10 years. l'll not spare you alive.

boy, cool...cool... lf anyone sits in the chair l bookwith my kerchief, l'll rip his skin, lf anyone dares to covetthe girl l love, everyone's head will get blown up! kill him boys! leave me! l'm simbu shasthri. brother, he has escaped. fools! catch him.- stop! you can get him again but notthis auspicious time.

present the ring! raja, l love swetha. you do anything but don't feel shy,l can't tolerate that! what?- l want swetha. ls she sweet or chocolateto get her for you on asking? she's the goon's would be wife,they'll kill us. l don't care about death!l want swetha! will you kill our 25 yearfriendship for 10 minute love? you're too much!

would anyone give upwhite rice for fried rice, or give up silk smithafor vidya balan? how could you think l'd give upour friendship for my silly love? got any news about him? ls it about the man who saidl love you to sister-in-law? do you've to give details? brother, it seems he's very dangerousman.- what's his qualification? he has not qualification,that's his qualification. he's shameless, no pride,no honour or respect.

he himself doesn'twhere he'll be next moment. lf l don't find him,l'll kill you. get lost! where are you going?- to dance class. lf you learn to danceand give shows, should l sit in counterand tear the counter foils? my course would be overin a week. ln 10 days, we'd be married. no brother-in-law...- go inside. you're forcing me to marry yourbrother for helping us in trying times.

won't he allow me tolearn dance also? who are you? who dared to stop artand artiste? you? you?you? lt seems you're not allowingher to attend dance classes. do you know what dance is? this is kuchipudi dance. this is kathakali dance. tell me what's that look mean?

what is he, master? one who makes money isn't manbut one who wins heart is! how many times l've told youto remove the old paper? why are you talking aboutpaper, you loafer? what am l saying?what are you talking about? please tell him, master! what am l saying andwhat is he talking about? please tell him, master. how many times l've told you to removethe body immediately after l kill?

was l talking to adead man till now? l'm a fool, please forgive me ifl had hurt you with my words. marry her or send her to class,it's your will and wish. lf you please remove it,l'll take leave sir. did you call me sir? you said something inemotion just now. something about heart and money. you're confused in anger. l like your philosophy.

l too want to keep swetha happy. take her. lf any man comes within5 feet of swetha... my dead body would lie on your sofa. l'll come....no, l'll go. come. you're so excited early morning,where are we going, raja? got any good business deal?- remembered swetha. you said about rice andfried rice last night. will say anything underthe influence of drinks.

can we remember everything? stop...stop... how dare you come fromone way! come out! my leg! what have you decidedabout yesterday's proposal? l think you would've forgotten,l'll tell you again. why are you coming in between?- do you want to die? lf anyone comes in between,l feel like killing him. are you that strong man?are you a macho man?

will you kill? who are you?- a duty conscious lndian. l don't feel like that.- how do you feel then? don't you know?- what man? stop guru... hitting all the carscoming in between, teasing every girl you see, won't you let girls walk on roads? my one punch will make youbleed a litre blood!

you're alive becausel'm not carrying a weapon now, lf not...- lf not? you can't even dare touchher shadow till l'm alive. leave me... what do you think of yourself? get in.- leave me l say! to get your sister-in-law into line,must do something with this short man. save me...save me... who are you?- l'm a woman in distress, save me.

l'm here to save you,who are you? what happened to you? he's trying to rape me.- who is he? who is he?- lt's me! ln day time, it's her,at night this lady, with how many women will youplay day and night matches? how come he's supporting you? are you keeping him alsoalong with me? what is he? not even thesize of this bottle, come here...come here...

l'm a drop of rainon lotus leaf! let any number of such women come,nobody can tempt me. are you still virgin? l can't hold on anymore. come to me.- no she'll not. l'm waiting here.l'll rape her. will you come to me or not?- go to hell. hey virgin, leave her sari... just one kiss...

how dare you come betweenour romance! come to me. why are you coming between us? are you raping her or me? l'll not let you desecratethis holy place! what happened? my bramara...what happened?how can you leave me? won't you give meat least a single? you killed her!

did l kill her?she died falling on flowers. she fell into coma gettinghurt on chin. my dear grew up very tenderlyand softly. tender and softly? she's like a chimp in sari! you killed her and nowpassing comments on her too! jaya tv, gemini tv, etv,sun tv, sakshi tv... ls she an artiste tocall tv channels? l beg you, l'll do as you say!

will you?- l will. promise.- promise. again.- promise. my hands and legs are tiredteaching you dance. so, l'm appointing a man asmy heir to this dance school. who is he, guru? a man whose anklet soundswould make flowers bloom, a man whose rhythm couldcharm thunders too, a man whose walk teacheseven peacocks to dance,

he's my disciple! greetings guru!- god bless you. greetings to all artistes! you don't about him, master! last night l knew about him, thought he's thorny like pineapple,his heart is butter! that's your affection, guru!- no master... how can you argue with master?shut up! either he stays or me!

don't ruin your aim because of me.l'll go, guru. good decision, go...go... l'm going to bramara! to bramara? stop disciple! aren't we so close tomake fun of each other? you must stay here only.you too must stay here only. he's winking at me, master! have you started it?- the poses you taught me, master. eyes and lips beauty!

these eyes and these lips! new poses, learn withoutgetting confused. what now?- l can't see her waist! can't you see her waist? shall l make her dance in your lap? don't cross limit for giving youextra rope, l'll rip you apart! you come to the fore! you showed like this butshe's doing like this. why is her hand soft like butter?

ls it okay, master?- lt's okay to you, right? this waist...this side & that side...is it okay to you, master? don't involve me,you've decided it, right? lt's okay to master. what if master killshimself for beating him? guru, your disciple is runningtowards suicide point. stop... a man is peeing here andyou're watching fun! turn that side!

l'll take you to task.- what happened girls? for the extreme love andaffection you've on me, thank you very much! why are they leaving?ls he dead? looks like you're disappointedthat l'm still alive! what feelings do you thinkswetha has for me? that you're a bad man,a rogue, a rascal! l didn't ask about your feelings,but about swetha's feelings. she thinks you mustn't enter her life.- ls it?

the day l entered this place sheshould have called her brother-in-law. why did you come running after me?what does it mean? heart wishes...something is happening... god! see that swetha doesn'tfall for him. what happened?why are you laughing? you've not fallen, right?- nothing like that, master. what's this, shasthri?so much of change in swetha. auspicious time is fastapproaching, right? this is nothing, future haspleasant shocks for you.

guru, stop... where are you going?- to class room. that's sea not class room.- sea? l'm confused with his arrival. yesterday l drank phenolmistaking it for milk. go away! have you come? what is this?- birthday! yours?- yours!- mine? he's planning something.l must be very careful.

what's your plan?- l want to do much! for the present,l'll take students to a party. without her,why would l throw a party? what do you think of me, you idiot? what are you planning to dowith girls in the party? l'll slap you, crook! did you slap me now?- lt's sin, guru! didn't you beat me?- what about the birthday party? can't you understandif l tell you once.

lf you ask about party again,l'll beat back! what happened, guru?- what l say is happening to me! what about the birthday party? how many times to tell you?he'll pinch your thigh! what you say too isapplying on me! lf my guru gets angry...- shut up your nonsense! birthday party is betterthan getting beaten up. where have you arranged it? what's those tears are for, guru?

not tears but happy tears! there are no such celebrations inmy life other than dance and music. why do you like me so much? what's this?- cut the cake. l don't see my name on it. you're worried about no name butnot the love l've for you. what?- what will you say?- what did l say? that's why god didn't give youheight and brain too. what did she say?- you wait, guru!

how could you say that?- what did you say? what did you say?- what did she say? lt seems today is swetha'sbirthday too! had l known this, l would'veordered two cakes! one eye is you andanother eye is swetha, unable to decide which onewould get justice! you planned it well withouta name, why this act now? let her cut the cake. what a great decision!do you need to cut cake?

let her cut it... you cut it, please.- l'll not cut the cake. l think you're still carryingyesterday's incident. from today. we're good friends. lf you've any other feelings,then forget it. you've to cut the caketo cut him. cut it. how did you know todayis swetha's birthday? ls it big deal to knowlover's birthday? lover? you said friend now!

l knew it as a lover andcelebrated it as a friend. you're not ordinary man! first time l'm seeingyou so happy! hit her again,sorry...sorry again. let's dance that side. benz is in the cellar,flat is nearby! vijaya hospital on lift sideand apollo hospital on right side. what's it dear? do you need heroism at this age?

you please save her. lt'll become a big problem.- what problem? don't we see in films? a goon teases heroine,hero comes and beats the goons, then, love, dance, song,l can't do all that! tell him, there won't beanything like that. she takes an hour toget out of shock. l'm telling you,she won't love you. promise?- promise on me.

he's urging you andyou're making fuss about it. will you beat me really?beat me l say... your reaction may changebut not yours! look, it'll change... he's a fool anyway, shouldn't youadvice him as his friends? we became lovers from friendsbecause of you, look, how she's smiling! she's still smiling! l see a twinkle in your eye! by any chance,are you in love with me?

no...no... thank god! there's nothingbetween me and swetha. you won again. why are you crying, guru? then? look below! l shouldã¨ve only two hands,why four? what about the promise on guru? to hell with him,let the short man die!

let her say anything,please don't change your heart. whether the thorn fallson sari or vice versa, sari gets torn, right? what was that sound?- sari has really got torn! tell me the truth,how much do you like me? l like you more thanthe vast sky... tell me why do you like me? lt's very difficult toexpress in words... what did you see in meand fell in love?

l don't know but l fell in lovewith you at first sight... there's a handsome manin every street... who would be like you whentwirling the moustache... l'm a short tempered man... short temper is your addsbeauty to you... l don't know to cajole or pacify,my world is different... just a touch is enough,that's my heaven... l can't leave my workto praise you... that won't reduce yourlove for me...

lf l get angry, l'll go berserk... women love a scolding husband... l'm a wandering kite withouta thread or aim... l'll hold on to you likethread all my life... l'm a lonely man withoutanyone in this world... l'm there for you,no need to worry... l'm a wastrel...everything is reverse to me... with such a good heart,all that is nothing... l'm asking you innocently,what else you like in me?

l'll tell in your ears,come closer to me... the death moments are nearing. he gave her engagement ring, butswetha gave it to me with love. you cheated that masterand trapped swetha. that fool believed youin a lady's disguise. how could that short man believel died by falling on flowers? who is that? fool! short man!- did you hear us?

l've seen you, fools!- please don't lock it. how dare you cheat me? who are you calling?- your death! tell me, vidya balan.- where are you? l'm catching fish in port. a man trapped your girland l've trapped him.- who is he? come here in 5 minuteswith the same emotion. l'm vidya balan whileteaching to dance, when l get angry,l'm angry balan!

please leave us,l'll do anything for you. l beg you. tell me what do you want? what is that? this is rajinikanth's ringl stole, it's worth a crore. a crore? l'll give my lifebut not this ring. are you mad? lf you're alive,you can steal kamalhassan's ring. give it to him.- no, l'll not. promise on our friendship.give him.

this basha's ring willchange your future. what will you tell harbourbabu if he come here? l'll tell he escaped. lf he asks about swetha.- she's in dance class. can't you tell himshe has eloped with him? why?- yes. he eloped with her. where is he?- l don't know. he escaped. where's swetha?- l don't know.

she eloped with him.- who is he? l swear l don't know who he is!trust me. show me the ring. that's my ring.worth a crore! be stand for babu not balan. neither it is babu or balan,it is basha! that's the engagement ringl gave to swetha. this ring will changeyour future. tell me how does he look like!

why is he calling you? he's the man who eloped with her.- shut up. you pimp! did you setmy fianc㨠to him? answer the call!switch on the speaker. guru, there's a fool next to you,give the phone to him. fool? who is fool here?- lt's me! aren't you babu but a fool? don't shout!don't waste energy. don't talk too much,don't waste money on call.

l'm in red hills, come directlyhere, let's settle it out. between you or me?come quickly, buddy! what makes you so courageous?aren't you scared? god didn't give me anything likename, education, status or handsome. he gave me only one thing,if l decide this is mine, l've the guts to takeanyone for it, l've fallen for this! l was scared about spendingmy life with him. you came and changed my life.

then, give me a kissand change my life. come on kiss... first kiss of my life!how dare you ruin it! couldn't you've come 10 minutes lateinstead of disturbing us? stop boys! brother,let's come after 10 minutes. stop...stop...tell me, why are you beating me? you love that girl, right?- will beat if anyone loves? then what? great lovers like laila-majnu,devadas-parvathi gave life for love, can't you at least getbeaten up for it?

should l get beaten up for love?then l don't want this love. take her away, l don't want this love. look, how dealt with him!take your girl, brother. be happy! hey you! - what?- why did you give my darling to him? he loves her, right? brother too loves her, right? he loves her for the past 10 years. when l got beaten upso much for 10 day love, how much he should get beaten upfor his 10 year old love?

logic is right, brother!- who would dare beat me! till now l beat people formoney, food, drink or friend. first time l'm going tobeat someone for my love. everyone's bases will get blown up! l'm tired of getting beaten up,blow me a kiss for energy! come...come... brother-in-law, no! why did l get such a bad dreamthat l'm being taken to hell? this is not dream but reality!

where am l now?- ln hell! where's swetha?- earth! you died few moments earlier,have you forgotten the incident? they killed me unjustly! that man looks like rich andthis man looks like a beggar, he's getting tortured andbeggar is carried in a palanquin. what's this injustice? though he's rich, he never shareda morsel of food with poor. that's why he's in hell.

though he's a beggar,he helped others. that's why he's going to heaven. ln hell only sins andgood deeds matter not money. without knowing this logicpeople are fighting for money. they'll come,over 90% would be here. so many screens? multi special? lt is visual media of sinsand good deeds! a human's sins and good deedsare taken into account here. who are they fighting it outto do or die?

they're testing sins and gooddeeds in the far end of life. green pillar is good deedsand red pillar is for sins. if they wish to many to live,- green will raise to add life, otherwise...red pillar willraise to kill them. this looks fine, please showmy sin meter please! lord yama! show his sin meter!ls mine so powerful? pathetic...utter pathetic! that's why sin meter didn'tshow yours! lord brahma, didn't give meanything on earth,

at least here, what's that?- sin meter! that too is not here! what fate have you writtenfor me, brahmi? to hell with my life! lord yama's court has begun! chitragupta! start the session.- lord! lord!- what's this hell quake? the man here isn't englishman buta telugu who will rip you apart. come!- king, you look just asshown in films.

but you look little fat,if you walk and exercise, you'll be slim and smart. where's that short accountantwith a cap?- human! are you doing fine, gupta?- l'm fine, are you fine? open the account of sins of this man. l wouldnã¨t have done many sins, king! did l make schemesor created scams? all l did was to love a girl. didn't have any fun ofgoing to films or parks,

she said everything aftermarriage only, king! human! lord! - show half of that interestin your work. yes, l'll put fire under your throne. lord, a small mistake happened!- what's it? due to oversight l took the innocentman's life before his time. committed a mistake againwith a telugu man! send the life back into his bodybefore he comes to know this. we can't lord, his body hasbeen reduced to ashes.

what a mistake you've committed! had you let me go with your father,you wouldn't have faced this, if you say yes at least now,l'll fall into ramba's lap! what's going on therewithout accounting for sins? what are you blabbering? do you know the magnitudeof the problem we're facing? stop, my lord! you should've been aliveafter that accident, due to our oversight,wait my lord!

we killed you well beforeyour time! will you send the court outto cover your mistake? l'll not spare you,l'll fry you both in oil, l'll make dum biryaniof you both, and spread a feast for your soldiers, and show you what hell is! the man l fear most, you'vebrought him to torture me. had this happened on earth, tv channels would've painted thetown red with injustice of yama,

and sms polls against you! lsn't there a tv channel totell my sorrow or to hear it. the doors are closed!how could you enter, sage narada? my way is short cut!l smell something fishy here! yes, they both joined toruin my life. human, please keep quietfor sometime. l'm tired without any breakingor shocking news! give me one news and l'lltom-tom it around 3 worlds. what had happened...

lord!- drop narada far away beyond 6 worlds! as you order, lord!- this is injustice...unjust! where ever you may drop me,l'll get your secret out! lf anyone points your mistake,you'll send him away from here! he's sage, so he left silently. l'm not that type,l'll blow all of yours... l'll send you back toearth by tomorrow. till then, take rest in my quarters. serving drinks with hands thatpunish sinners is horrible.

l can't see it,l'll go to ramba. great! l had every drinkavailable on earth, but never had anything like this! what a kick! great kick! lf you go away, who wouldplay game with me?- play game? l'll not get sleep untill play games.- no way! narada is waiting foran opportunity near door. one word is enough for him tocreate book of rumour to spread. please accept.

what will he play witha pumpkin on head? l'll hit that with this arrow. this is very heavy, lord. this is very small. very light! aim now! don't move!king...king... stuck! stuck deep! two arrows are chasing us, lord!who would save us? narada is here,l'll open the door.

welcome narada!- why were you raising hell? two arrows hit your back. why?- no time to tell reason. two more arrows are chasing! what are you doing between us? l thought you opened the doorfor feast not for this. king, nobody can escape from me.only you remain! l got you! he's sleeping!

l learnt a moral from him.- what's that? lf you're free, chant narayana, butnever put finger into other's issue. he aimed 3 arrows at you,where's the third one? don't know where it got stuck?l've to go home to check.- good. king, promised to send by morningand sleeping like log now. l'm not getting any ideaof sending you back. lf you give me some time...- take a month. his words are harshbut his heart is gold. don't know why my lefteye is batting, lord.

father! you're a telugu man, right?- how do you know that, senior king? lt's you telugu people who have beenriding over us for generations. ls this your intelligence? l'll get it right. son, brahma creates 7 similarlooking people in this world, -4 have died including him, find who is going to die next, and send his life intothat man's body.

ls it okay, man?- what can l say after you decide? l need a body to live, right?do it. he's a chinese warrior,ready to die in 2 days. do you want his body? no, l'll take a trial.- trial? l've to live in that body for life, l'll test that body foran hour and decide.- okay. about me? he says l'm warrior andhe's sneering at me.

what's happening here? why is he saying gone again? why is he always jeering at me? l'm naked, girls too are almost,why body temperature is not rising? what's the matter? king, get me back! how do l look like to you? do you want to escape by givingme that eunuch's body? what's wrong with him? good body,great physique and strength!

but he doesn't have themost important thing. do you know the pain offusing a burning bulb? there's another man likeyou in north! test his body. king! king, take me back! l must punish you short man!one who made the mistake! man, don't get enraged. test the third man.- no, king. who is he? what is his story?show me everything from here.

show me, if l like, l'll settle.- see! singapore let's join and party...have a ball... my youth is rocking watchingyour sleek figure... rocking...shocking...its rollicking if we meet... search the world map,l don't know where would l be... but you can find me at nightin the arms of beauties... great beauties are theoxygen of this world... lt is good for heart,take a deep breath, my dear...

how much pleasure is there...can realise when he comes over me... hail home minister! ls he the home minister? long live home minister! how was your singapore trip, sir? with my father's blessings andaffection of 10 crores people, how would it go? wonderful! will you please tellabout the discussions, sir? l can't disclose forsecurity reasons,

but this tour was unforgettable! so many sweet memories! ls it nice?- you're super! change the expression. our future cm! you've more following than cm! this is the property leftby my father to me. where shall we meet?- at our regular meeting point. pavithrananda ashram

go ahead, english child! what's the meaning of those words? ding means supreme soul,chaka means soul, ding chaka is that mergessoul with supreme soul! may you be blessedwith early marriage! not for me! bless for the prosperityof this world. first people, then we! may all people live happily!

ln a second turnedmy devotees into his! l'm a thief myself...- l'm smarter thief than you. you've already gone overboard,shall we go in? change the expression! this is plan of seven star hotelwe're building in singapore. lnvested with 4 equal shares. you're the conduit of our5 year illegal earnings! since you became minister,in a year we made rs.2000 crores. black money became whiteas devotion...

reached foreign shore... the only one thing remains,your dream of becoming cm. your father served the partyrefusing the seat of power. at least you... leader is one who leads peoplefrom the front, like my father, neither they've moneynor position, political leader is one who staysbehind people to loot them, like me!

l got money!l'll get position too! people are waiting near chamber, sir,we've to go there immediately. l'll serve people for some time. minister! lt seems they'll rise downour colony to build a factory. we'll be on streetsif we vacate now, sir. ls the govt. here to protectpeople or loot them? you be brave, l'll look into it.- okay sir. tell me, balram! malaysian group inside areclose to us, deal carefully.

l'll take care. we want security clearance to buildthe factory in the colony site. very difficult. people will not allow.did you see? hundreds of families! they trusted and voted for me. you can't buy an honest man like me. home minister's residence ls mother at home?- no sir. she'll not come. l'll go to her.

hello mother! my dear mother!greetings! did you have dinner?did you take medicines? you won't answer my calls.you won't enter my home. you say this is a temple builtwith honesty of my husband. had your husband made money insteadof fame, l wouldn't be like this. close the door as usual! a great mother who has disownedher son for her husband's ideals. you be as yourself andl'll be as myself. lt was all his mistake.l can't be like him. l can't!

l'll live alone! no mother...no father... are you interested toenter his body? you're frying in oil, apply chilipowder for smaller sins, he's looting billions, his mother closed thedoor on his face, if l enter such a sinner'sbody and reach here, you've a well plannedrevenge on me! why don't you say, gupta?

don't rush, nobody knows when fatewill change your life. watch now! a govt. building under constructionin khairtabad collapsed, hundreds of people arestuck under the debris, fire service people aretrying to save them. home minister too has reachedthe place to inquire. your friend shantaram is thebuilding contractor, what's your comment? opposition says you got himthis contract. your answer to it. before central govt. starts inquiry,to divert the issue,

you must get arrested,l'll take care of the rest. lt's my responsibilityto make you cm. home minister surrenders topolice on opposition's charges. ravinder's supporters arepicketing and rioting in protest. few youth self-immolated in protest. to avoid such incidents,he was released from jail. greetings! brother!- why did you do like this? you're my leader!

look brother, he has come to see me. did you see? lt'll be goodto see me recover. you're my god! you don't worry, l'm not sadfor losing my brother. every born will die, how many arelucky to die in your hands! madam! did you see him?my son died for your son! who is there for me now? we committed a mistake, balram. mistake? thousands of soldiersdie for a king's victory.

don't think about these labour! for whom we did this?lsn't it for you? lf you care about this,you'll get tears, lf you don't,you'll get cm's seat. how dare you sacrifice innocents likeus for your raise in politics! my brother died for a crook like you!you mustn't live! ravinder, you'll die inmy hands only! l'll leave you! l think he has gone mad over hisbrother's death, take him away! with good intentions,l and your father got cheated.

but people are getting cheatedthinking you're a good leader. when l was pregnant with you, you kicked me but ldidn't feel any pain. you've kicked on so manymothers' hearts! l can't bear it son! for your mistakes l forgaveyou and remained silent, do you know why? l had a little hope thatyou'd change some day. my hope has died.

you'll never see me againin this life. you couldn't achieve yourfather's aims as his son, at least fulfill my wish, if l die, please don't playpolitics with my body. future cm! any breaking news? l'm going to distribute themoney we'd looted till now. have you gone mad? l'll surrender before mediatomorrow accepting my crimes. should we also surrenderalong with you?

you too along with me. listen to me.- l didn't call to listen to you. to tell you about my decision.- you've ruined us! now l've understood the meaningof your years silence. l'm coming, mother. job done! tell me now, do you acceptto take his body? for my mistake, this is thelast chance you've now. the decision is in your hands.think over it.

home minister ravinder died ina road accident last night! many vlp's including cm laidwreaths to pay last respects. though l was in opposition,we were like brothers. he was first in everythingincluding death! l'm asking god only one thing fortaking away ravinder from us, lf l've supreme power andif my tongue has the power, l want my ravinder back again! he must get all our lifespanand come back alive! to wipe the tears of millions,he must come back!

from the cries of people, like a raging fire,he must get up!... how many people came when ourbeloved leader ntr died, how many had come whengreat leader ysr died, l was just testing how manywould turn up for my funeral! l've good following! people who came with loveand sorrow are saved, for people who are sheddingcrocodile tears here, l'll give a run for their money!

what are you waiting for?play music! we got rid of that telugu man! for my mistake, a mighty lionlike you had to run like a rat, as a punishment for it,l'll leave hell. where can you go withoutgetting punished for your sin? punishment? you'll not serve me but great grandchildren and their grand children too, and die serving us tillyour last breathe! he must get up!

plant must come... you said get up! the man who should go to burialground came back alive. you fool! l'm a tobacco chewer!l don't have that power! even my dhoti won't listen to me.how can l bring him back to life? no use in beating me. call the bihar manwho did the job for you. sir!- aren't you ashamed? we sent you to kill him,you got drunk, enjoyed with girls,

and leave him alive! you said he'll kill silently and leave,look, what has he done now! you said single paymentand single attempt. the interest you've on money,show it in your work too. must beat useless guyslike you with slippers. one more word and notone of you three would live! lf he's alive as you say,l'll come back with his head! lf he says so confidently,is it man or ghost who came back? no good or morning, cut the line!cut it, you fool!

are there so many bad words in telugu?where did he learn all this? sir, carry on... stop it, home minister! come quickly, people arewaiting for you. there's lot of change in your bodyafter coming alive from death. you'll a lot more in future!where are you going? call me pa!- something, where l've to go? one more time! one more time!- people are waiting there!

home minister sir!- what's this pa? malaysian people are razingdown our homes! stop...stop...stop... take away these people,they'll not listen to us. lf you give what they need,they'll leave quietly. may be he'll takeanother 100 crores!- yes! brothers and sisters! these documents are original andmy signature too is original. you can't do anythingeven if you go to court.

lf you say like that,who would save us, sir? l said you can't do anything,l didn't say l can't do anything. now cheating and then beating! show them how we dance to local beat! bash them up!don't spare anyone! you were like bin laden, how couldyou become anna hazare suddenly! you're great sir! don't praise me like that,l feel shy! l think ravinder has gone mad.

he drove away malaysian industrialists! wish the dead man hadn't come back! water glass come! we're seriously discussing here andyou're saying water glass come. you're making foolish gestures! lt was all because ofyour loud mouth! how many time l've to tell?l don't have that power. watch now, l'll prove it. file come...it hasn't come.

home minister, come from that door! l'm here! l don't know anything,my damn mouth! are you planning to kill me again? kill you? aren't we friendssince long time? just for fun! what have you decided aboutthe matter l told you on phone? phone? what did you tell? speaker! didn't l tell you to donateentire looted money to people?

why should we donateour hard earned money? what?did you work hard to earn it? did you work as coolieor pulled rickshaw, crushed stones orcarried bags! you looted people's money, right? l'm giving you a week's timeif not... lf not? l'll play drums on your backs! what's this dance?

why are you watching my legs only? you've a doubt if l'm manor ghost, right? l'm not ordinary ghostas you think, l'm fire eating ghost! should we donate ourproperty fearing him? got wings just now,let him fly high! let's see how high can he fly! an ambulance is stuck on roadwith a pregnant woman, her husband is runningaround for help...

l've to take my wife to hospitalimmediately sir. stop sir... stop the car! sir, please help me sir. sir, my wife is pregnant. fifth month,suddenly had some problem. ambulance broke down sir,nobody is helping me sir. l'll break your windowpane! go! any problem if we go toassembly 30 minutes late, uncle? that is...- why are you thinking, uncle?

we'll get late to abuse each other,here we can save a life. come...come l say! don't worry dear. let's send her in that vehicle, sir. lf that too breaks down, cm's caris the safest, isn't it uncle? first time in the state's historya cm is standing on road. a never seen or heard before thing! this news is exclusive ofour people's tv, venkatalakshmi. home minister is coming backafter seeing off cm to car,

he has come to me, venkatalakshmi. give this to me, please. venkatalakshmi, anotherbreaking news for you! jogi naidu who got beaten upby home minister!- why sir? what are you doing here? l came when ambulance broke down,running live on it for 30 minutes. lnstead of running liveshow for 30 minutes, you could've taken her tohospital in 5 minutes, right? people's tv! no use running livewith dish antenna and mics!

be useful to people! ravinder, you've becomevery speed now. to reduce it, must finda good bride for you. marriage for me, uncle? marriage? chennai, tamil nadu did you die without fulfillingyour last wish of love? he'll become a ghost if diedwith unfulfilled wish. he'd be roaming here only.

l expected you'd come backas fly or mosquito, have you come back as human? soul? l'm alive! don't cheat me because l'm drunk!- won't you believe me? where did you go all these days? l'll tell that later,where's swetha? stop it! man who loved swetha is dead.he's marrying her. why are you torturing mefor a month?

thanks for stopping it. now, do this movement!do it. that's not a movementbut a punishment. my knees will breakwith that movement. why such a big sharp knife forthis small dance movement? you want that movement, right?music starts! bad time created a hurdle foryour marriage due to oversight, so l've made you conduct thissacrifice to stop all hurdles. confirm?- which company shoe are you wearing?

bata.- beat me if l fail. nobody can stop this marriageunless the dead man comes back. get ready quickly! hey girl! l love you! come! brother! raja has come back alive! you fool! tell him,he's eloping with the girl. brother, he's elopingwith sister-in-law. you stay inside.

no dead man can come back! juts a hello!are you fine, shasthri? jump! your marriage is cancelled. you thought you'd killed raja. he came back like a bullet andsped off with her like a rocket. no chance. stop...stop...get down.- can't you see passenger inside? lf my words fail,beat me with shoe.

where are you?- chasing him, brother. turn...turn... did you find him?- how can he escape from us? by the time you come, you'llget sister-in-law and his body. you were like fish in aquarium,how come you've become a tiger? l've a small wish.- make your wish. can l blow a whistle? are you a little boy?what will you get from it? blow it! get in...

hey you, this is my last wish. where are they? where's swetha? how can she be here?he eloped with her. eloped with her?why are you blowing whistles then? when he did helicopters came,so we're also trying! where ever he may take her,swetha is mine. why are you still shocked? shocked to see helicopter, gunmenand dead man coming back. what had happened was?

that's heaven's secret! lf you try to tell,your voice will not come out. words will not be heard. why are you talking to the pilot? l'm home minister ofandhra pradesh.- minister? ls it so easy to becomeminister in andhra? l suspect you. pilot, go back, let's drop her back. where?- with harbour babu.- please no. you should hug me forcoming back alive,

why are you askingquestions like cbl? not you, l meant you. with ravishing waist and cat walk... with lightning beauty,don't burn my heart... l'm a river on rampage andyou've built a dam to check flow... youth without partner is waste,why did you join me as partner? o dimpled beauty! the trumpcard is in your shake... when you're near me,my heart races up... o rain drop with a moustache,my little nose pin...

you made my pulse to racewith your trick... love has hit high andleg are slipping... will you please give me an hand? lf l pity and give hand,you'll pull my leg... hey girl, l've lost my sleepand l'm no more hungry... your touch vanished shynessand my cheek turned pink... my body is hot andmy youth is on the verge... what's happening to me? desires have added andyouth turned bad...

l too have the same feelings... o my dear, l'm mad about you...when l see you... o bullet raja, when the rosegets on you everyday... ls this our home?- not we but you!- then you? don't ask details now,l'll tell when it is time. should l be alone insuch a big home? l'm there for you, dear.- how did you come here, mother? before coming for you,shifted your mother first. she's shocked, will take time tocome out, l've work, take care.

wait...wait...l've many a pastaccounts to settle with him. so go back to your homes and relax. l'm your home minister,when l close and open my eyes, neither you nor yourvehicles must be here. that's it! for the power of comingback from death, for the courage to stand alone, l've become your fan!not even god can save you. take your phones and talkto your dear ones happily,

because only two thingsyou can remember lastly, one is my face andsecond is my punch! why is he escaping afterdelivering punch dialogue? stop! why?- look there once! burial ground l'm scared of burial groundand ghosts since childhood. moreover he came back from death. l'm scared!

hey narsing! come in please! did you see kanchana?chandramukhi? come, l'll show youtwo films at a time. where are you going?- l've seen both films. l can go, right? l'll go.- go in! go... have you forgotten the next? am l scared of ghosts?ghosts are afraid of me! l grew up playing with ghosts. l'll play football with their heads.

hello!- tell me, brother! ls this football okay?- which one? goon uncle, please come back. slowly...there only!come...come... l'm a young girl lost wayat night!- young girl? lf you show me the way ahead... come. she's ravishing! let's share 50-50!- l saw her first.

won't you give me a share in it? no, she's all mine.- no, mine! don't fight, only one please! l'm that one man! narsing, you've gone blindwith desire. look down! why are you here soldiers?are you here for me? you'll go up...up...come fast! he was in hurry,bloody brain less man! our job is done.- we'll go.

tell l inquired about king! ls he dead, bihar? the man you're trying toreach is going up! please in next birth if hecomes back as human. l told you become humans,are you trying to kill me? till now l saw you play,watch out how my dance would be! l'm parthasaradhi fromlncome tax office, sir. tell me. you'll be raided in an hour, sir.- raid?

we'll be raided by tax authorities! pack all the agreements,documents, money!- come quickly! don't you know to play fluteif his bp raises! play! fill the cars with it and roamaround city without stopping. go...go... come back on my call! tell me. - latest information,raid cancelled.- cancelled? raid is cancelled,come back home immediately. tell me!- raid is on, sir.

what man? you say raidthen no and then yes. this time it is confirmed raid. raid is on, keep driving around! sir, l'm parthasaradhi here. you've been pushing mesince morning about raid. me? pushing you? l'm callingyou now only!- first time? l mean ravinder...my money...my property... ls my money safe?- safe sir. come home immediately.- okay sir.

what man? ls your property safe? money safe? ls everything safe?you want help, take it. the cars are as they were,how could you steal it? you told them to roam in citywith cars, aren't they humans? won't they stop for food? won't they stop for thirst? won't they pee? thee are many stops like that.

return my money! hey pa! he's holding my collar,do something. manhandling ministeris manhandling state. he's my darling, my heart!take him away, l can't see it. l can't see giving hima public bashing!- bash him boys! next item, marry happily!must become talk of the town! who are there for us?aren't we orphans? don't talk like that. we're not orphans.- then?

we've mother!- mother? where? l'll get mother, stay here. greetings sir.- greetings. you're here...- parvathamma... she's here sir.she's...- my mother! your mother?- yes. she never told us.please come in sir. greetings madam.- greetings. your son is here.

mother! let's go to our home, come. mother, trust me.l'm not what l was. l've reformed.mother, please come home. why don't you believe meif l say l've reformed? where's mother?- refused to come.- why? do you know why motherrefused to come?- don't know. she has many friends here. when kids make friends in school,they too refuse to come home.

lf we send everyone to their homes?mother will come with us. lsn't it wrong to send them out? what if it is their own home? you're great!- change the expression! you're really great! bring all the families that areenjoying leaving parents here! what's this nasty behaviour? lf govt. is yours,will you do as you wish? what was our mistake, sir?

we're asking seriously andyou're giving us lemons. why did you bring us here? lsn't it wrong to leave parentsto old age homes? that one! what's wrong in it? we're paying rs.10000 every month,if needed we'll pay rs.5000 extra. we'll buy new clothes for festival,and make a phone call monthly once. never troubled my mother till now. so according to them, leavingparents in old age homes is better. you got the clarity,if you clear us, we'll go.

since you look after your parentswell, l'll entertain you now. join us and be our friend, sir.-we're going to play a game now. the game is known asmother, father and a lemon! title is good!- game will be much better! start the game sir,can't wait anymore. keep the lemon on your heads!- we have close your eyes!- we have. open your eyes slowly! l'll shoot the lemons onyour head with rifle.

there's specialty to this game,first time minister is using gun. l can't play this game,please eliminate me. am l foolish?would l spare anyone? come here. when life is danger,you cried mother and father! did you cry saying wife and kids? what did you say? l said never troubled my mother. whether buddha or jesus, nobody wasborn without giving pain to mother. your homes must have mother andfather bedrooms not master bedroom.

what did you learn from this? ls there any god better than mother,is there any meaning better than soul? look mother, people areleaving to home happily! come, let's go home, mother. will you come or not? come l say...come mother! l'll not do anything wrong,if l do, punish me, mother. please come home, mother.l want you, mother. get mother's room ready quickly!

stop...stop...mother! take it back! did l bring you back to cry?to keep you happily, mother. l didn't expect change in you,this is more than enough. for this? l've lot to doand you've much to see. father's ideals, my marriage! grandchildren, you've to getthem married, right? why don't you answer, kaja? ls it your wish or mother's? who is he?- my childhood friend, mother.

childhood friend? kaja, we've lot of work, come. mother, take rest.take mother inside. we don't have work accordingto schedule. l too know, come. we must search every nook andcorner of hyderabad to catch her. lf we go back from here,we're going with swetha. what are you thinking? how could helicopterscome with a whistle?- brother!

l'm very happy!why were you late by an hour? l had a tough time tomanage the security. you say an hour late. why should we search streetson somebody's suggestion? would he be here? turn the vehicle! go...go after him! he's applying brakes,any clutch problem? road is fine, right?why are you applying brake?

why did l take the riskto ride a bike?- why? for this! lt's touch problemnot clutch problem. pay rs.500!- why? one word and it'll be rs.1000.stop...stop... take out your license.no license, pay rs.10000. asking fine throwing my license. talking rules with me? who is she?where are you coming from?

where are you heading?what are you going to do? did l ask? take out money! rs.10000 is too much! am i taking everything?home minister takes 50%. home minister too? he'll not move a leg withoutbribe, take out money. why did you just rs.5000 only? you said rs.5000 would goto home minister, right? l took it. are you the home minister?

sl! home minister is roamingwith a girl on bike! what happened, sir? you're using my name very casually. you were asked to do duty,are you collecting money? we'll pay everything we collectedto you, please leave us. useless police! move...move...must beat youfor supporting them. what can l do sir?l'm a middle class man. getting up morning, go to work,come back home, eat and sleep.

likewise accepting corruptionas routine. lt has become a habit. like there's a temple in every street,there's corruption in everywhere. sir, please one photo! one thing l've understoodfrom your words. corruption, let's remove it. lt seems you're introducing anew scheme to remove corruption. yes, that's send mms andtake gift. lt looks like a tv game show. lsn't it? but this is not a tv game.

l've only one thing to tell people, till now you watched mutelyeverything happening around, hereafter watch it with cameranot with eyes, record any incident of corruptionand send an mms to 6888888111. my squad will take actionand give you a gift of rs.5000. power is now in the handsof people not politicians. loan was sanctioned six months ago, sir.l've been coming here since then. lf you give the loan,l'll run a telephone booth. lf you pay rs.10000,l'll buy a ring for my wife.

why should l pay you?this is injustice! lnjustice? okay, let's talk justly! what's the proof that you're disabled? first get a birth certificatefrom mro office, and handicapped certificatefrom govt. hospital, send all these certificatesfrom post office, when it reaches me,l'll think about it deeply... l beg you sir.please don't do it sir. don't beg me, beg devoteescoming to a temple.

you'll get alms! go away! where are you going son? l wanted to live with self respect,but he wants me to beg, l don't want to live. don't feel sad son. l recordedthe incident on camera. please press this buttonwith your finger. why did you come again? what's this? admission only if you pay fee.

get the full list of peoplewho sell education! why this notice?should we take fee as you decide? -30% free seats to poor students. lf you increase fee like thishow can middle class afford it? lf we think about them,we can't run this business. rich will study, poor will die. you're making millionsrunning schools, you'll go poor if we givefree seats to poor, right? there's justice in it.- we'll take leave.

stop...please sit down. since you're here, let's play a game. game with lemons? education, children and a lemon! title is good. game will be much better. we'll do as you say, sir. lemons are for juices or pickles,what's this playing games? l'm education minister,how can he trespass into my domain?

then, l'll resign!- do it! come on, sign it.sit down! you form groups orthreaten resignation! lt has become a fad! you're gifting crores forsend mms for gift scheme. whose money is it anyway? you're looting billions,whose money is it anyway? gave just rs.50 croresto public as gift, we got back rs.150 croresas black money.

we shut down your liquor factory,we got just rs.10 crores from it. not that sir...- shut up! uncle, l don't careabout departments, l'll take to task whereverl find corruption, if you've problem with me,suspend me. lf you think l'm right, follow me,if not sleep like him. but if anyone troubles me,l'll tear your seats! uncle, c means seat!bye. why are you silent, sir?

l was silent to all your dirty work, he's the lone doing good work,l'll be silent again.- why? lf you create trouble,l'll give my seat to him, he'll place lemon your head, and play mla, minister anda lemon game with you! do you want to play?- no! my father mended shoes, l too did thesame but my son will not do it. go, my son is studyingin this big school.

grandpa!- don't come here! be careful, glass pieces! greetings balram brother.- greetings. why is chennai harbour in hyderabad? l've helped you a lot in chennai,first time l'm asking your help. tell me what's it?- l'm here for a man! l almost got him buthe vanished. this is his photo. lt's me shantaram!l'm scared alone!

you don't worry,l'm arranging for your bail. thanks balram. lf l put you in jail,who would bail you out? lf l get you ravinder... photo...why are you destroying it?are you mad? we lost only our cool,he has lost everything. let's go. gala release tomorrow! tihar productions, political superstarbalram's, 'chalo cherlopalli jail' tomorrow entire day l'll bewith foreign minister of uganda.

z category security will be there, if you're a man andif you've guts, arrest me! a glass piece hurt me.what happened? ravinder says he'll arrestme by tomorrow. watch out, l'll plant a bombin his car and kill him. are you taking my videofor rs.5000? no, l'll have him arrestedby his own mms scheme. you attend the conference. greetings minister!

l've to discuss with her. minister will discuss with her,please go out. you too.- sit, that is... ls this your discussion, sir?- change your expression. women's wing president is hereto discuss, please go out. sit down... let it be pm or president,we'll discuss openly. l think we haven't discussedfor quite some time now. let's cover the gap,people here are in good mood.

let's have a group discussion. no sir, l'll go out. you're the senior most member,we need your experience sir. what about my positionin the discussion? youã¨re always with me, won't yoube there in the discussion? you're great sir,l'll be there sir. are you ready? why is she running away? won't she? discussion means...

you mean that is discussion? did he agree? what agree? he'll get entirestate for discussion. agree, it'll be fine. that was for fun. where haveyou arranged the discussion? our regular guest house! lndo-uganda conferencetaj residency gandipet guest house ravinder, you'll have fun with sona.

this camera will send you to jail. how far the plan has come to? he has already left with sona.may get breaking news anytime. wait a minute.l'll switch off light. you get the mood in light, right? l'm getting mood now only in darkness. lt is geting ruined! one minute...something is troubling me. sweet! oiled my shirt, l'll wash it.- come fast!

senseless woman! l'm coming! how long will you take?come fast! you?- will you do it withanyone in the flow? he's not co-operating.- you must make him. camera is here,how to make him do it? this is another camera.before that... this is another camera. make him sleep on lap and kiss him. keep hand here.- shall l caress like this?

now you're in the mood! he's coming! what's this?- why is he covering face? l'm feeling very shy. can't you remove it with cg?can't you? okay come. brought him to this camera,top angle, very good. he'll be visible clearly. why are you wasting time?

now this camera?low angle, very good. l like it this way. what's your problem? how many intervals will you take?won't you do anything? lnstead of showing his face,you're showing your base. here's the camera. got it? he's coming, let's do it later. l got you ravinder! what's that?

ravinder's romance!a film by pavithrananda! swami, you saved my honour in time. please, pavithra... media people too are hereat right time. l'll show them your film, right?- wait...wait... watch today! pavithra's romantic episodes! home minister, you savedmy honour in time. how did you record it?

no use in using cameraor saying action, cut. you must know who isbehind the camera, who is he? ls he your man? who is knocking door?- media friends. breaking door for breaking news. shall we leak out news?- you come here! l'll give whatever you want,give the cd to me. give your entire property to me.- l'll give 50%!

will you keep the other 50%? breaking news... l'll give everything, give my cd! media children!did you have breakfast? have a glimpse of me and go home. already state is having your glimpse.- what glimpse? romantic glimpse!- romantic glimpse? but the cd is with me, right?- what's this terrible? already piracy copy is out!

this is a game played by you! the game was yoursbut l netted the goal. ls home minister arrested?- swami is arrested. sir, foreign minister's wife is missing.- missing? she was here only,where did she go away? sir, we kidnapped minister'swife as you ordered. did l order? will you come and rape hershall we rape her ourselves? why are you talking nonsense?

kicked him off! why did you cut the line silently, sir? who are you guys?my friend... who are you guys?why are you calling me? why are you acting innocence, sir?- am l acting? sir, you told we can make billionsif we kidnap minister's wife.- me? how dare you hold thecollar of my friend? where are you going?officers take him away! what about his position?

my name is electric singh! l'm lnternationalcriminal specialist! l'll make him sing!- no, l'll make him dance. north and south isfantastic combination! you take first half,you take the second half. second half to me?most sensitive part is mine. whatever torture you may use,l'll not give what you want. this is rusted rod!l'll shove into you! this is kerala stick smearedwith hot chilly!

lf l shove it insideand churn it... l'll churn it well... don't shove it where ever you like. l'll sign wherever you ask me. slowly...poor balram!he has become weak. who is it? lt's me your mother! please come in, mother.soap my back! take the soap.

take it. looks like raja doesn't love meas much as he used. he's looking after you well, right? no, he used to be after me always. now he's after people. find another good proposal for me. what's that, silly woman? for a woman, one back,one word and one husband! he's a good man, silly girl.

changing voice and enteringwoman's bathroom, a man who rubs backs,how can he be good man? you called me in knowingwell, you thief! come, give me a kiss... no need of silk beds,just a tiny cot is enough... no need of perfumes or scents,just jasmine will do... no need of class husband,l love mass husband... l love his fightsand fisticuffs... play the band andhave a blast now, raja...

you're a desire oozingscented rose... you're making my blood boilwith passion... come, l'll relieveyour pleasant pain... the fun ride is ready, girl... o parrot, you come to me... you're ravishing...outrageous... lf you're with me...l forget my mom and dad... your look is blocking my mind... temperature is raising to 106and freezing to become ice...

l mistook you for innocent,but you're too smart... your hand touched me andincited fiery passions... an astrologer told me thatl'll marry only you... flower in my tresses told me,you're the best man for me... luck hit me big timeto make you my partner... ln near future l'll delivera photocopy of you... prisoners! have you started it here also?- yes! then, spend your life doing it here.

we got bail, we're going out.- wait, take me also out. my sister shakila is there,double the size of sister-in-aw. lf you say yes, we can becomebrothers-in-law. a man is following home ministerwith a gun! leave me! l'll kill him!he eloped with my future bride. our home minister? home minister?he's not a muslim! thief...a fraud! leave me, l'll kill him.

what do you know? helicopterscome if he whistles!- move away! how does he know him? he's not a minister,his name is bullet raja. get me down...he's my man!leave him. what brings you all here? jail food is good l think,you're looking glamorous. l'll get govt. loan for tostart a phone booth. l'll help you to starta provision store, l'll help you starta beauty parlour!

name will be dinka chaka! lf we send him out now, would hego to jail or beg on streets? l think you're not satisfiedwith the dose. no need to talk to him. my mother will not speakto rogues like you. when she accepts a fakelike you as son, won't she talk torogues like us? bullet raja! mother! why did you come out?you go inside, go... are you worried for truth comingout or mother coming out?

whatever it is, let's discusslater, go out now. you wait! mother, he is...- what happened? lnjustice happened! he's not ravinder who's cheatingyou as son and minister, he's bullet raja who islook alike of your son. he was a cheap goon in chennai. he killed ravinder for money. they're lying, mother!

they're playing drama.don't believe them, mother. yes, we lied and played drama. do you've evidence or witness? but we've 100 evidences toprove you're not ravinder. will you believe me nowthat he's not your son? lf we spare him,he'll sell this state. he killed your son for position,, what's the guaranty thathe'll not kill you for money? what are you saying?- leave him!

no, mother!- leave him! rogues like you don'tdeserve words but... he's my son! the only heir ofharishchandra prasad and parvathamma. you say he's your son,what's the evidence? what more evidence you need thana mother saying he's her son? no madam... one more minute here andmy son will throw you out. get out! l'm telling you, get out!

l like the girl you love. when shall l fix the marriage date? what happened, son? l want to tell you truth, mother.- what's that? mother, l'm not your sonas you think. l know, son. l knew the day you came searchingfor me to the ashram. my son tortures peoplebut never shows empathy. what had happened was...

l don't care why orhow it happened, the way l wished my son to be,you're just like that. though you're not my son,you're fulfilling my dreams. that happiness is enough, son. king, you gave a great life! lord! did you see how my mistakehas done a great job? a mother got son tofulfill her aims. people got a compassionate leader. why are you sad, lord?

you're happy forwhat has happened, l'm sad for what is to happen! his life will end tomorrow! not just people, his mother toobelieves he's ravinder. we can't harm him. this is the party meetingravinder is going to attend. crowds will start pouring at 8 am, he'll reach the venue at 9 am, he'll start the speech at 9.20 am,

exactly at 9.25 am, bomb placedunder dais will go off. with one bomb, entire cabinetwith mla's will perish! lt's wrong to killso many for one man! we cheated men but never killed them.no, please listen to me. are you real god?why are you saying no? move...move...- l'll not let you go. swami has become a leader suddenly. take him out andliberate him. go! welcome to party men, leadersand media for 25th anniversary.

l now request honourablechief minister to address you. lnstead of what our partyachieved in 25 years, let's talk about what ravinderachieved in 6 months, he wiped the tears of sad,saved lives in danger, in these days when politicsis fast becoming business, you've brought back the gloryto politics and politicians, l wish you reach moreheights in politics. not just high,he'll reach top in 10 minutes. l now request home ministerto address you.

my wife...my daughter... my wife... lf you move, l'll kill you. what will you do saving yourfamilies at this age? l'll kill any numberof people for him. today l want to start a foundationin the name of my father, in which l wish to, there are no schools inover 3000 villages, no hospitals in 5000 villages,

no drinking water in 6000 villages, this foundation willadopt such villages, and fulfill all theirrequirements. our state must be happy,it mustn't have problems. stop...stop...he's makingcalculations well, it'll cost billions, didn't you get doubthow l would manage it? so, l'm giving my entireproperty to the foundation. my close friends balram,shantharam and pavithrananda,

they too have donated theirproperty to the foundation. due to some reason,they couldn't attend this function. so, if their families come andhandover the documents to cm, donors would be very happy! he turned cheap people like usinto great philanthropists. lf he dies, many millions'dreams will get dashed. you run and save him.l'll take care of him. go! there's a bomb, move...move... come fast! come...

where is our son? take him! ravinder, unable to understand you,we tried to kill you. please forgive me. this is too much!this is enough. you escaped from the bombbut not from my hands. why did you stop me? you've only one gunthere are hundreds around you! go to jail,at least you'll be alive.- you too!

lord, your prediction failed,he's alive. lt's impossible for him to die. birth is union of two lives! death is culmination of manydirections meeting at a point. death may come in any form! nothing happened to me, mother,l'm fine. come immediately to home,- l'll be there in 5 minutes. lord! lsn't there any wayto save his life? you know everything.look at the sin meter!

his sins and good deedsdecide his death and life. the more people pray for hislife will add to his lifespan. doctors say it's risky since bullethas entered very near heart. they say home minister'ssurvival chance is 50-50! people are afraid ofhearing bad news! lf you say there's truthand if there's really god... then the patient's live be saved... lf truth is everywhereand sorrow is pleaded... lf god is there,patient's live be saved...

let our voices of concern becomeholy hymn to save his life... peoples' prayers are yours, god! accept our prayersand save his life... sea has no last drop...sky has no end... sunlight has no death...even if god himself asks... to fill the dying heart with breath... ready to sacrifice lives... people are moving unitedly as one... lord, sins and good deeds are equal!

lf one more human wisheshim to live, he'll win over death! lord! he has lost thelast opportunity too! lt's my duty to take his life! death is inevitable! your wife is having labour pain! lord yama! gupta!have you killed me again? you've won over deathwith your good work.

thank you very much forsaving my life. neither we nor god saved your life, the good you did for the people! lt has given you full life! do you know who our enemies are?your good deeds! not only us, even fatewill bow before it. do good and good will save you! king! escaped! swetha, l don't see smile on your face!

chitragupta!- lord! you can go to heaven! what about the troublewith telugu people? now l don't fear telugu people,infact l respect them very much now! l've the courage to faceany problem and solve it. you can leave happily!

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